Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison for his role in a dog fighting conspiracy on the eve of tonight’s Falcons-Saints game.
For those of you who’ve always wondered whether or not you’d be able to create a drinking game built around how many times an announcer says the words “dog fighting conspiracy,” get out your bottle of Jack Daniels and turn on ESPN at around 5:30 tonight.
“We sincerely hope that Michael will use this time to continue to focus his efforts on making positive changes in his life, and we wish him well in that regard,” said Falcons owner Arthur Blank.
I’m guessing that’s not what his efforts are going to be focused on. To better understand what I think Michael Vick’s efforts will be focused on while in prison, I’ve gone ahead and made this pie chart.
FOCUS OF VICK’S EFFORTS IN JAIL
Poor doggies. Nice pie chart.
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Funny chart. Mike Vick better hope there are no dogs in prison.
mike loves dogs he had like 66 in his backyard, me i have only 1
FRANK GOOOORRRRES A BEEEEASTTTT