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According to Washington’s heraldnet.com:

LYNNWOOD — Marci Milfs went to Urban Outfitters to find clothes for her teenage son.

On one end of the spectrum was “Porn for Women,” a photo book showing men doing housework.

She was surprised to find sexually charged books that she believes have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults.

“When I saw it, I was shocked,” Milfs said.

Milfs was so appalled that she is preparing to file a complaint with the city of Lynnwood, and has already aired her frustrations to State Rep. Norma Smith, R-Clinton, and organizations including Morality in Media, Concerned Women of America and the American Family Association.

Smith encouraged Milfs to work with Urban Outfitters to resolve the issue.

I would like to commend Norma Smith on her stance. I, too, agree that all Milfs should work very hard to resolve any issues they have with Urban Outfitters…or any outfits they may have.

[Editor's note: HolyTaco conducted a number of follow-up interviews with Tanya Ballsmoker and Linda Shaftguzzler. Both of whom also agreed with Marci Milfs.]

8 Responses to "Notice Anything Odd About This Woman’s Name?"

  1. Buddy Ice says:

    The Milf’s teenage son must get fucked with all the time at school. They probably say shit like: “Your dad is a gay Milf”. With all the tormenting, and the fact that his mother is a fascist, Nazi whore will assuredly lead to his untimely death due to a mixture of a half-gallon of vodka and a two slit wrists.

  2. Mr. Balls says:

    I sure hope the bag in that picture is not the milf referred to in that article.

  3. hehe says:

    “The Milf’s teenage son must get fucked with all the time at school. They probably say shit like: “Your dad is a gay Milf. With all the tormenting, and the fact that his mother is a fascist, Nazi whore will assuredly lead to his untimely death due to a mixture of a half-gallon of vodka and a two slit wrists.”

    Better then the article!

  4. Pratik says:

    Here’s how it probably went down for Mrs. Milf’s son.

    In roughly 7th grade, he and his friends are hanging at one of his buddies’ house on a Friday night watching American Pie when the parents aren’t there. Suddenly, the MILF scene comes on and they ALL look at him. From that point on, they hit the stop button on the DVD player and his life becomes a living hell. It’s nothing but MILF jokes about his mom, and then on Monday at school it gets even worse. Even the girls get in on it. There’s no remorse. His email is loaded with constant jabs, jokes, teasing, links to that MILF hunter dude’s website, and people asking for a date with his mom.

    P.S. Don’t act like you don’t know what the MILF hunter website is. You know what it is, I know what it is, the ginger bagboy with freckles at the grocery store knows what it is. Alright?

  5. Seriously though... says:

    You had me at “links to that MILF hunter dude’s website”.

    In tears I tells ya, in tears…

    (wiping said tears of laughter from eyes):picket took

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