Now This Guy, This Guy Is A Patriot

May 25th, 2009 | 09:53 am
 
About four years ago or so, I was an intern at a production company in Hollywood and my job was to look at all the random incoming mail and see what was worthless and what should be read.  My job also entailed sending weird care packages to a whore in scandanavia that the president of the company was trying to convince to marry him.  Anyway, one day I received a DVD, that had about 5000 flags on it.  So I popped it in, and man, I was not disappointed. 
 
You have to give it to the guy, he decided "you know what, when people watch this, I want them to feel like America crawled inside their asshole and exploded."  And I think he does a good job.  There are so many awesome parts to this, I'm not going to bother you with my favorites.  Find your own, as there are many and they're all awesome.
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16 Responses to "Now This Guy, This Guy Is A Patriot"

  1. AreJay. Says:

    Actually, I feel like I'm being left in the lurch here. Because I kinda want to know if those care packages worked, and if that president is now living happily ever after with his beloved Nordic prostitute.

  2. low Says:

    yeah, and what about all the other jewels you discovered in the companies mailbox. im sure there are more insane stuff there.

  3. TG Says:

    I need an adult

  4. MOMY Says:

    hehe.....NOT

    installation fail: xbox
    http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-395

  5. Anonymous Says:

    I sat there wondering if the guy who made that song got the money he deserved. Then I realized that it was a post 9/11 video (the firefighters kinda gave it away) and that he probably made more on that song alone than Pink Floyd did on they're entire career. Don't say that the life's not fair

  6. Hank Strapon Says:

    Is this Owen Wilson in a promo for his new film "I'm in your anus"?

  7. niftyclits Says:

    This video sucked hogballs and wasn't funny, however this site is F*CKING RAD. The writers are hilarious and creative, and the people who comment are funny too. Props for the quality entertainment. Stay rad.

  8. miami23 Says:

    Dear niftyclits you're a cunt.

    Stay rad with a cock up your ass; what a bullshit word.

  9. Anonymous Says:

    I can't believe I just wasted 3:31 of my life that I will never get back.

  10. Horny Chick Says:

    If you've wasted 3:31 watching this moovie, then this Horny MILF will more than make up for it...

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  12. noahaction Says:

    Noah, get on this.

  13. noahaction Says:

    Even Doug Henning thinks this guy has an overbite.

  14. Anonymous Says:

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  15. Anonymous Says:

    I feel like I should be fired for watching that at work..... I need a shower now.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    That was crap.

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