Wow... so you're complaining about other people complaining. I love your logic. And I guess it's so painfully obvious that I don't have to tell you to go back to school and learn some proper spelling and grammar.
Wrong - its not grammatically correct to use "and" after a full stop ("period" to the uncouth among you) and it should say "go back to school TO learn....", not "AND learn".
Though I agree with you stylistically, his (her?) grammar is perfectly correct in the first case. "And" can be used after a full stop although it is considered a more casual style of writing (and a fairly new grammar rule at that). I dislike it, but it's perfectly fine.
As for your second point, you're wrong. Your correction is fine, but so was the original. When you have two infinitives with a conjunction between them, the second "to" is completely optional. You were trying to change his original two part infinitive into an infinitive of purpose, which is fine, but not the original writer's intention.
Your grammar, however, leaves something to be desired.
- "Its not grammatically" should have an apostrophe between the "it" and the "s" - "it's" - meaning "it is." "Its" is posessive.
- There should be a comma after "uncouth among you)" since what comes after the and is a complete sentence in and of itself.
- If you happen to be the same person who wrote, "says the person who fails at punctuation and proper written grammar," then it should have been "properly."
If you're going to correct someone else's grammar, know what you're doing first. (I do; I'm a grammar teacher.)
holy christ you're all fucking retarded, who the hell cares? Ooooops, forgot to capitalize Christ.
Seriously, rather than spend time and effort on telling a stranger how to spell, try stabbing yourself in the heart repeatedly with a sharp knife
Wow, you must feel so proud. You can type on a keyboard, have winter holidays and in a few years, you might even grow pubic hair.
You are pathetic and suck at trolling.
Now tell me to stab myself or something. You earned that right :)
Regarding your third correction: He might have been using coordinating adjectives, instead of an adverb + verb structure. If he were using "written" as an adjective, then he would have only needed a comma between "proper" and "written." ;-) Cheers!
hey.. so im just saying that the quote " Oh yes... There will be blood." is not from the movie There will be blood, but from the Saw movies, so i suggest you get your fucking quotes right before you write something completely ignorant. kay thanks :)
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December 27th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Nice; Disney finally nails marketing.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
My sister cried over the first Bambi. You think I should buy her this one?
December 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Awsome :D
I want it !
December 28th, 2008 at 01:32 am
I might POSSIBLY forgive the whole "Walt Disney hates Jews" thing if this was true.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
The head of Disney was a Jew.. So who really cares?
November 1st, 2009 at 01:31 pm
hitler cares.
December 28th, 2008 at 02:35 am
is it wrong that that picture made me rock half a stack? thought so!
December 28th, 2008 at 04:44 am
OLD IMAGE IS OLD.
December 28th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Funny but old.
December 28th, 2008 at 11:58 am
OLD = MORE THAN 23 HOURS
December 28th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Tasty cum surprise!
December 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Ah - I see that maturity reared its ugly head.
December 28th, 2008 at 02:07 pm
dsfs
December 28th, 2008 at 02:13 pm
suk
December 28th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
Hm, horrible yet I'm laughing....
Very well done Walt
Sincerely Signed
-Some_Dude
December 28th, 2008 at 02:52 pm
thank you. i laughed so loud a little bit of poo came out.
December 28th, 2008 at 03:04 pm
Seems like a strange way to market a kids movie.
thanks from tony
December 28th, 2008 at 03:58 pm
That's just plain awesome!
December 28th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Wow, you go Holy Taco! Well done!
Jess
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December 28th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
Old. This was on the fail blog ages ago
December 28th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
This was at my k-mart. well maybe not the one shown in the pictures, but i saw this at my k-mart a while back.
December 28th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
Someone is a 4chan Lurker :\
December 28th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
What a great laugh!
December 28th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
haha
nice
December 28th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
-_-
December 28th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Hilarious.
December 29th, 2008 at 03:26 am
to all the ppl complain. shut the feck up u feckin geeks. god, i hate you nob head think u own the internet muthafukas. nice pic
December 29th, 2008 at 05:23 am
Wow... so you're complaining about other people complaining. I love your logic. And I guess it's so painfully obvious that I don't have to tell you to go back to school and learn some proper spelling and grammar.
December 29th, 2008 at 08:34 am
says the person who fails at punctuation and proper written grammar.
December 29th, 2008 at 08:40 am
...actually...his grammar was correct. idiot
December 29th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Wrong - its not grammatically correct to use "and" after a full stop ("period" to the uncouth among you) and it should say "go back to school TO learn....", not "AND learn".
December 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Though I agree with you stylistically, his (her?) grammar is perfectly correct in the first case. "And" can be used after a full stop although it is considered a more casual style of writing (and a fairly new grammar rule at that). I dislike it, but it's perfectly fine.
As for your second point, you're wrong. Your correction is fine, but so was the original. When you have two infinitives with a conjunction between them, the second "to" is completely optional. You were trying to change his original two part infinitive into an infinitive of purpose, which is fine, but not the original writer's intention.
Your grammar, however, leaves something to be desired.
- "Its not grammatically" should have an apostrophe between the "it" and the "s" - "it's" - meaning "it is." "Its" is posessive.
- There should be a comma after "uncouth among you)" since what comes after the and is a complete sentence in and of itself.
- If you happen to be the same person who wrote, "says the person who fails at punctuation and proper written grammar," then it should have been "properly."
If you're going to correct someone else's grammar, know what you're doing first. (I do; I'm a grammar teacher.)
December 29th, 2008 at 10:49 am
pwn'ed!
Go Grammar Teacher!
December 29th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I'm not even going to pretend I understood that.
Yay grammar!
December 29th, 2008 at 11:35 am
holy christ you're all fucking retarded, who the hell cares? Ooooops, forgot to capitalize Christ.
Seriously, rather than spend time and effort on telling a stranger how to spell, try stabbing yourself in the heart repeatedly with a sharp knife
December 29th, 2008 at 05:38 pm
Wow, you must feel so proud. You can type on a keyboard, have winter holidays and in a few years, you might even grow pubic hair.
You are pathetic and suck at trolling.
Now tell me to stab myself or something. You earned that right :)
December 30th, 2008 at 02:33 am
stfu noob!
December 30th, 2008 at 06:28 am
Regarding your third correction: He might have been using coordinating adjectives, instead of an adverb + verb structure. If he were using "written" as an adjective, then he would have only needed a comma between "proper" and "written." ;-) Cheers!
December 31st, 2008 at 12:59 am
Also he should have used more exclamation points and emodicons.
January 10th, 2009 at 07:57 pm
and he said ur.
January 5th, 2009 at 01:24 am
ur just pissed cause your the only one playing with yourself. Meanwhile bambi's family is getting smoked and your bitchin about grammar
December 29th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
ROFL. That was fucking genius.
December 29th, 2008 at 05:07 am
And people insist of not recognizing the trade marketing professionals. He DOESN'T LET this kind of thiing to happen.
Hugs from Brazil! bye!
December 29th, 2008 at 06:03 am
The rack that is used is from Saw 2. Quite funny.
December 29th, 2008 at 06:03 am
ROFL This is brilliant
December 29th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I... DRINK... YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!
December 29th, 2008 at 06:12 pm
hey.. so im just saying that the quote " Oh yes... There will be blood." is not from the movie There will be blood, but from the Saw movies, so i suggest you get your fucking quotes right before you write something completely ignorant. kay thanks :)
December 29th, 2008 at 03:41 pm
Bambi is not important. Grammar is.
December 29th, 2008 at 05:30 pm
I fucked your mother.
December 29th, 2008 at 04:54 pm
Grammar sucks, narcotics rule. Television sucks, and eats bread and meet. Grammar rapes
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