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Now This Is How You Sell Bambi

 
I saw the first Bambi and it was pretty good, but man, this Bambi Sequel seems kind of bad ass.

84 Responses to "Now This Is How You Sell Bambi"

  1. ntopics says:

    Seems like a strange way to market a kids movie.

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  2. dmk says:

    thank you. i laughed so loud a little bit of poo came out.

  3. poopsickle says:

    This was at my k-mart. well maybe not the one shown in the pictures, but i saw this at my k-mart a while back.

  4. James Woods says:

    Wow, you go Holy Taco! Well done!

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  5. Anraiki says:

    Someone is a 4chan Lurker :\

  6. Awesome says:

    That’s just plain awesome!

  7. Anonymous says:

    I fucked your mother.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Old. This was on the fail blog ages ago

  9. Anonymous says:

    What a great laugh!

  10. Jigsaw says:

    The rack that is used is from Saw 2. Quite funny.

  11. ROFL This is brilliant

  12. Anonymous says:

    Wow, you must feel so proud. You can type on a keyboard, have winter holidays and in a few years, you might even grow pubic hair.
    You are pathetic and suck at trolling.

    Now tell me to stab myself or something. You earned that right :)

  13. Anonymous says:

    ROFL. That was fucking genius.

  14. Anonymous says:

    holy christ you’re all fucking retarded, who the hell cares? Ooooops, forgot to capitalize Christ.
    Seriously, rather than spend time and effort on telling a stranger how to spell, try stabbing yourself in the heart repeatedly with a sharp knife

  15. Anonymous says:

    Wrong – its not grammatically correct to use “and” after a full stop (“period” to the uncouth among you) and it should say “go back to school TO learn….”, not “AND learn”.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I… DRINK… YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Though I agree with you stylistically, his (her?) grammar is perfectly correct in the first case. “And” can be used after a full stop although it is considered a more casual style of writing (and a fairly new grammar rule at that). I dislike it, but it’s perfectly fine.

    As for your second point, you’re wrong. Your correction is fine, but so was the original. When you have two infinitives with a conjunction between them, the second “to” is completely optional. You were trying to change his original two part infinitive into an infinitive of purpose, which is fine, but not the original writer’s intention.

    Your grammar, however, leaves something to be desired.
    - “Its not grammatically” should have an apostrophe between the “it” and the “s” – “it’s” – meaning “it is.” “Its” is posessive.
    - There should be a comma after “uncouth among you)” since what comes after the and is a complete sentence in and of itself.
    - If you happen to be the same person who wrote, “says the person who fails at punctuation and proper written grammar,” then it should have been “properly.”

    If you’re going to correct someone else’s grammar, know what you’re doing first. (I do; I’m a grammar teacher.)

  18. Anonymous says:

    hey.. so im just saying that the quote ” Oh yes… There will be blood.” is not from the movie There will be blood, but from the Saw movies, so i suggest you get your fucking quotes right before you write something completely ignorant. kay thanks :)

  19. Anonymous says:

    Also he should have used more exclamation points and emodicons.

  20. Anonymous says:

    haha
    nice

  21. Anonymous says:

    and he said ur.

  22. Anonymous says:

    And people insist of not recognizing the trade marketing professionals. He DOESN’T LET this kind of thiing to happen.

    Hugs from Brazil! bye!

  23. Anonymous says:

    I’m not even going to pretend I understood that.

    Yay grammar!

  24. Anonymous says:

    stfu noob!

  25. Cock Meat says:

    Tasty cum surprise!

  26. Anonymous says:

    suk

  27. Anonymous says:

    …actually…his grammar was correct. idiot

  28. Anonymous says:

    to all the ppl complain. shut the feck up u feckin geeks. god, i hate you nob head think u own the internet muthafukas. nice pic

  29. Anonymous says:

    says the person who fails at punctuation and proper written grammar.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Regarding your third correction: He might have been using coordinating adjectives, instead of an adverb + verb structure. If he were using “written” as an adjective, then he would have only needed a comma between “proper” and “written.” ;-) Cheers!

  31. Anonymous says:

    Funny but old.

  32. Anonymous says:

    pwn’ed!
    Go Grammar Teacher!

  33. Anonymous says:

    Wow… so you’re complaining about other people complaining. I love your logic. And I guess it’s so painfully obvious that I don’t have to tell you to go back to school and learn some proper spelling and grammar.

  34. Anonymous says:

    OLD = MORE THAN 23 HOURS

  35. Anonymous says:

    Ah – I see that maturity reared its ugly head.

  36. Anonymous says:

    -_-

  37. Anonymous says:

    ur just pissed cause your the only one playing with yourself. Meanwhile bambi’s family is getting smoked and your bitchin about grammar

  38. Anonymous says:

    Bambi is not important. Grammar is.

  39. Some_Dude says:

    Hm, horrible yet I’m laughing….
    Very well done Walt
    Sincerely Signed
    -Some_Dude

  40. Anonymous says:

    OLD IMAGE IS OLD.

  41. Heather says:

    How sweet of yall to share gramcrackers!

  42. Anonymous says:

    Hyper-aerobic scratching my itch.

  43. Anonymous says:

    retard who fucking cares

  44. Anonymous says:

    especially since this site is the one that first brought it up. Still… funny as hell.
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  45. Anonymous says:

    Haha retards.
    No one cares about your bullshit about the grammar.
    Seriously.

  46. Anonymous says:

    *than

  47. Anonymous says:

    this is photoshopped,
    I actually was at the kmart and the light fixtures on blood are totally off

  48. Anonymous says:

    haha tjays awesome i stmubled upon this as well its so funny
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  49. Anonymous says:

    Every single post on this page regarding grammar has a punctuation/spelling error on it. You all fail at this.

  50. Abby says:

    Um… wouldn’t it be more likely for it to be on the rack for ‘There Will Be Blood’?

    Or is this photo from a long time ago.

  51. Anonymous says:

    F-U who cares about grammer, it’s just a message board – not an essay

  52. verena says:

    A concern with grammar is, at bottom, a concern with communication. Many of us are frustrated because we receive sloppily written communications and are then blamed for the errors that result.

  53. Borellus says:

    Lol.

  54. Anonymous says:

    Many of us are frustrated because we receive sloppily written communications and are then blamed for the errors that result.
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  55. Anonymous says:

    It’s not photoshopped. The Bambi DVDs are simply in a display rack for Saw II. BTW…OLD

  56. Anonymous says:

    Reading the comments is far funnier then the picture itself.

  57. Sarah Palin says:

    Oh my God, I’m so loling.

  58. Anonymous says:

    This looks like a good source of lulz.

  59. Anonymous says:

    ITs great.
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  60. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for sharing.
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  61. Jack H. says:

    And you thought what happened to Bambi’s mom was bad…

  62. Anonymous says:

    thanks for sharing.
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  63. Anonymous says:

    Sarah Palin, you made me lose the game. Way to go.

  64. Anonymous says:

    Grammar sucks, narcotics rule. Television sucks, and eats bread and meet. Grammar rapes

  65. Joe-Joe the dog-faced boy says:

    If anyone is still at this site, don’t worry about the grammar. When I read “Bambi”, the novel, not the picture book based on Disneys’ novel, in the eighth grade, it was the bloodiest novel I had ever read. Just about everyone, but Bambi, died, and died horribly.
    My book report was, by the way, ridiculed by my teacher because she assumed I read the picture book.

  66. Wort says:

    hitler cares.

  67. Pratik says:

    I might POSSIBLY forgive the whole “Walt Disney hates Jews” thing if this was true.

  68. Bobbity Boo says:

    The head of Disney was a Jew.. So who really cares?

  69. La Mirabelle says:

    Awsome :D
    I want it !

  70. Anonymous says:

    ye all seriousyl need to get lives!!!!

  71. Anonymous says:

    ROFLMAO!

  72. Will says:

    Nice; Disney finally nails marketing.

  73. titsorgtfo says:

    is it wrong that that picture made me rock half a stack? thought so!

  74. This has been around for a while now. Surprised this made the front page of a certain site with an algorithm issue, especially since this site is the one that first brought it up. Still… funny as hell.

  75. Scrap Iron says:

    Anyone who takes this more than either a mistake or a joke needs to get a life.

  76. Anonymous says:

    There is nothing incorrect with the grammer displayed within the babmbi picture.

  77. Anonymous says:

    grammar nazi is so 1998

  78. FarSide says:

    I hope, for your sakes, that you anal-retentive English Majors die happy with yourselves.

    What a pitiful way to live… giving your miserable life for a cause that no other creature on the planet cares about.

    Do something useful with your lives; contribute something that matters, and quit consuming precious resources.

    Get a life.

  79. Anonymous says:

    Yes, I agree: fuck communication. I’m going to go out right now and quit consuming precious resources (read: I’m going to stop arguing on the internet).

  80. Anonymous says:

    If that was true I would so bye that movie!

  81. Kristie says:

    My sister cried over the first Bambi. You think I should buy her this one?

  82. imLOST says:

    This is as funny as…. well…. erm…. something funny I guess.

    Ah trolls are high-larious.