The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he's not skinny in four hours, you're taking away all his Arby's gift cards. (I'm pretty sure that's the same thing Jenny Craig does.) His chunt will thank you for it.
"I didn't know I could lose weight while mainlining raw lard directly into my system, while simultaneously eating a whole supreme pizza and getting an enema with whole buttermilk! Thanks Slim Suit!"
Ladies you'll only lose waterweight that way...dangerous...remember when martin lawrence went jogging in one in 100 degree heat? and passed at after?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Amazing! I lost weight while sleeping! Like everyone does anyway because you're not eating for up to 6-9 hours! Thank slim-suit for doing what is already possible!!!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 20th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
"I didn't know I could lose weight while mainlining raw lard directly into my system, while simultaneously eating a whole supreme pizza and getting an enema with whole buttermilk! Thanks Slim Suit!"
February 20th, 2009 at 05:12 pm
Where can my fat ass buy a Slim Suit?
February 20th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
I bet if you combine this with that electric weight loss belt, you can go from Rosie O'Donnell to Liz Hurley in a matter of days.
P.S. "the more active you are, the more you lose weight!" Gee whiz, ya think?
February 20th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
I bet that suit smells real nice after a day of shopping, working in the garden, and doing household chores.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
The Slim Suit is the Snuggie for the disco set...
check out this hilarious video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the stache):
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/150
February 21st, 2009 at 11:20 am
Ladies you'll only lose waterweight that way...dangerous...remember when martin lawrence went jogging in one in 100 degree heat? and passed at after?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
February 22nd, 2009 at 02:15 pm
How about stop eating fuckign tweenkies and quarter pounders. Wouldnt that the logical way to lose wieght?
February 23rd, 2009 at 04:26 pm
Forget the Slim Suits - dear god, those are the worst 1980s hair styles I've seen. Really, really horrible.
May 14th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I know this is weired but I this makes me feel sexually aroused
August 18th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
Amazing! I lost weight while sleeping! Like everyone does anyway because you're not eating for up to 6-9 hours! Thank slim-suit for doing what is already possible!!!
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