Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat

posted 02/20/2009
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The next time some enormous tub of shit starts whining about his "thyroid gland" or his "low metabolism," hand him a Slim Suit and tell him that if he’s not skinny in four hours, you’re taking away all his Arby’s gift cards. (I’m pretty sure that’s the same thing Jenny Craig does.) His chunt will thank you for it.

Tags: 80's, Blog entry, fat, funny, infomercial, slim suit, Video

10 Responses to "Now There’s No Reason For Anyone To Be Fat"

Bruce says:

August 18, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Amazing! I lost weight while sleeping! Like everyone does anyway because you’re not eating for up to 6-9 hours! Thank slim-suit for doing what is already possible!!!
Fart Sandwich says:

February 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm

I bet that suit smells real nice after a day of shopping, working in the garden, and doing household chores.
Turban Cowboy says:

February 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Where can my fat ass buy a Slim Suit?
uglysexy says:

February 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

Ladies you’ll only lose waterweight that way…dangerous…remember when martin lawrence went jogging in one in 100 degree heat? and passed at after?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
weenies R us says:

February 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm

How about stop eating fuckign tweenkies and quarter pounders. Wouldnt that the logical way to lose wieght?
Pratik says:

February 20, 2009 at 5:21 pm

I bet if you combine this with that electric weight loss belt, you can go from Rosie O’Donnell to Liz Hurley in a matter of days.

P.S. “the more active you are, the more you lose weight!” Gee whiz, ya think?
todders says:

February 20, 2009 at 11:10 pm

The Slim Suit is the Snuggie for the disco set…

check out this hilarious video about the GIRLS GONE WILD PORNO BAILOUT (just watch out for the dude with the stache):

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/150
McPdx says:

February 23, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Forget the Slim Suits – dear god, those are the worst 1980s hair styles I’ve seen. Really, really horrible.
Squirrel Bacon says:

February 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm

“I didn’t know I could lose weight while mainlining raw lard directly into my system, while simultaneously eating a whole supreme pizza and getting an enema with whole buttermilk! Thanks Slim Suit!”
Anonymous says:

May 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm

I know this is weired but I this makes me feel sexually aroused