After nearly three weeks of voting and 65 bags of douche, the Octo-Mom has been crowned the 2009 National Douchebag Champion. She took down heavy favorite Rush Limbaugh in the finals 62%-38% in the finals after cruising past other notable douchebags Barry Bonds, Chris Brown and P Diddy in the earlier rounds.
The number three seed proved this year that women can be douchebags, too. While she couldn't be reached for comment, it seems clear that it was the Octo-Mom's ability to see children as fun collectibles, rather than actual people that put her over the top.
Congratulations Octo-Mom. We look forward to seeing you in whatever movie, reality show, or porno you star in to keep your hilarious joke of a life in front of the cameras.
I think Rush was ripped off...in fact I'm going to appeal to the website admin to review the results; I'm prepared to take this all the way to Supreme Douchebag Court.
As consolation prize, Octo-mom will douche using Rush Limbaugh as her douche.
i agree, P. Diddy has been working at perfecting his douchebaggery for years. this upstart just crapped out kids like a beast of burden. its not right damnit to deny P. Diddy his props.
I wonder if ShamWow guy beat up that hooker because he was dissapointed with his early exit in this tournament and was determined to show the Taco readers the full extent of his douchebaggery
the shamwow guy just got arrested for punching a hooker that he paid 1000$ for, anyway she bit his tongue and wouldnt let go so he punched her till she let go and ran to the front desk of the hotel to call the cops...hahaha
I shed a tear watching that video. Until Stephen A. Smith's mug came on, I laughed when that happened. But the rest of the video, I was a crying mess. All these kids worked so hard to be douches, they're all winners and douches in my book.
"We look forward to seeing you in whatever movie, reality show, or porno you star in to keep your hilarious joke of a life in front of the cameras."
But, you're doing just that by including her in this. She's a complete non-factor. Why put her in the bracket to begin with, if you want her to fade away?
we've all overlooked somebody very important, without whom this stunning come from behind victory would not have been possible:
I believe the douchebag doctor who inseminated the douchebag ought to receive an honorary douchebag of the year recognition. his prize could be, maybe, a kick in the crotch and suspension of his license to practice medicine.
OR, we could wait until the kids are 16 or 17 and have their house arrest anklets off, or out of jail for trying to sell drugs to make ends meet due to the fact that their mother is THEE biggest douche bag to roam the earth as the mighty T-rex did, then they can kick the person in the balls that is the true cause to the downward spiral that they have had to endure.
OMG...Look, there's two women f*****g a polar bear!
Congratulations to Octo, though to be fair, Limpballs had a tougher set of opponents through the grid, which would have easily tired out someone of his girth. Octo is still a well-deserved winner, but the final should have been closer. Tough luck, Limp, but by this time next year we'll have forgotten all about Octo. That's when the contest is yours to lose.
Obama is the biggest douchebag - taking in over 50 million Americans as the biggest hot air dispenser since Mount St. Helens. He is so full of shit and himself - but like the slickest used car salesman, people are taken in... President Goodwrench - Douchebag Extraordinare...
....like putting our great-grandchildren in debt to fund his nationalization schemes? Not to mention all the bullshit he pulled during his election campaign, and that pretentious little "Office of the President Elect" sign he had made for his lectern?
I have an idea....YOU go back to whacking it with the Huffington Post and NPR. Douchebag.
you can wack off to NPR? I've never heard of such a thing....well I guess this one time I was listening to all things considered and did get a bit of a hard on...
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dane cook got shiested in the seeding. almost any other first round matchup and he makes the elite eight, not just some roadkill on octomoms vicious douche rampage.
man my douche bracket was almost spot on! I agree Dane Cook (fucker ruined my name) got screwed in the seeding. But at least he lost to the champ!
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April 7th, 2009 at 10:34 am
With all those kids coming out of her snatch, she'll be needing all those bags of douche.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:45 am
There should be test before something like this can reproduce.
Give these kids free for adoption maybe Madonna or Angelina can take some.
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April 7th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Make a coffin for 15 and be done with it.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Limbaugh even lost at "biggest douche".
April 7th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
To properly represent the republican party, he had to come in second.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:13 am
I think Rush was ripped off...in fact I'm going to appeal to the website admin to review the results; I'm prepared to take this all the way to Supreme Douchebag Court.
As consolation prize, Octo-mom will douche using Rush Limbaugh as her douche.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Mass group hatred of 8mom is yummy but she never should have beat P Diddy.
But great tourney, Holy Taco, even though its on the lame side to include a president. Thank you for some good laughs.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
i agree, P. Diddy has been working at perfecting his douchebaggery for years. this upstart just crapped out kids like a beast of burden. its not right damnit to deny P. Diddy his props.
April 7th, 2009 at 11:49 am
i love this. holy taco u have outdone yourself again. Congratulations. You guys are all gentlemen and scholars. Very well done. Kudos.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
she should get rookie of the year douche award too. beating some powerful contenders.
April 7th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Well there is always next year when Olbermann will be voted the Douchebag of the Ages. A guy can hope.
April 7th, 2009 at 01:36 pm
I wonder if ShamWow guy beat up that hooker because he was dissapointed with his early exit in this tournament and was determined to show the Taco readers the full extent of his douchebaggery
April 7th, 2009 at 01:39 pm
the shamwow guy just got arrested for punching a hooker that he paid 1000$ for, anyway she bit his tongue and wouldnt let go so he punched her till she let go and ran to the front desk of the hotel to call the cops...hahaha
April 7th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
I disagree with this assessment. There is no way Octo-Mom is a bigger douche than Rush Limbaugh...
Although, so was kind of a douche here:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/160
April 7th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
uh, i think the dude w/the dreadlocks wins the douche compitition in that video lol
April 7th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
I shed a tear watching that video. Until Stephen A. Smith's mug came on, I laughed when that happened. But the rest of the video, I was a crying mess. All these kids worked so hard to be douches, they're all winners and douches in my book.
April 7th, 2009 at 05:41 pm
"We look forward to seeing you in whatever movie, reality show, or porno you star in to keep your hilarious joke of a life in front of the cameras."
But, you're doing just that by including her in this. She's a complete non-factor. Why put her in the bracket to begin with, if you want her to fade away?
April 7th, 2009 at 08:18 pm
The Octo-Mom story occurred around the same time as all the rest of these douche-bag news hall of famers. Hence, the point of this tournament, genius.
April 7th, 2009 at 06:26 pm
we've all overlooked somebody very important, without whom this stunning come from behind victory would not have been possible:
I believe the douchebag doctor who inseminated the douchebag ought to receive an honorary douchebag of the year recognition. his prize could be, maybe, a kick in the crotch and suspension of his license to practice medicine.
April 8th, 2009 at 10:18 am
OR, we could wait until the kids are 16 or 17 and have their house arrest anklets off, or out of jail for trying to sell drugs to make ends meet due to the fact that their mother is THEE biggest douche bag to roam the earth as the mighty T-rex did, then they can kick the person in the balls that is the true cause to the downward spiral that they have had to endure.
OMG...Look, there's two women f*****g a polar bear!
April 7th, 2009 at 06:38 pm
Congratulations to Octo, though to be fair, Limpballs had a tougher set of opponents through the grid, which would have easily tired out someone of his girth. Octo is still a well-deserved winner, but the final should have been closer. Tough luck, Limp, but by this time next year we'll have forgotten all about Octo. That's when the contest is yours to lose.
April 7th, 2009 at 06:44 pm
Ocotomom should be beaten with those 65 bags of douche for ruining those poor childrens' lives.
I second Dr. Gonzo's proposal for the Miss Con-douche-iality award to go to the "good" doctor.
As for Rush, once a loser... always a loser.
April 7th, 2009 at 07:41 pm
Obama is the biggest douchebag - taking in over 50 million Americans as the biggest hot air dispenser since Mount St. Helens. He is so full of shit and himself - but like the slickest used car salesman, people are taken in... President Goodwrench - Douchebag Extraordinare...
April 7th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
The few months he's been president, has given you so much to base your douche-bag opinion on right?
Go back to wacking it to Fox News you piece-of-shit.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
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April 9th, 2009 at 05:01 am
....like putting our great-grandchildren in debt to fund his nationalization schemes? Not to mention all the bullshit he pulled during his election campaign, and that pretentious little "Office of the President Elect" sign he had made for his lectern?
I have an idea....YOU go back to whacking it with the Huffington Post and NPR. Douchebag.
April 9th, 2009 at 08:08 pm
you can wack off to NPR? I've never heard of such a thing....well I guess this one time I was listening to all things considered and did get a bit of a hard on...
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April 7th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
dane cook got shiested in the seeding. almost any other first round matchup and he makes the elite eight, not just some roadkill on octomoms vicious douche rampage.
April 9th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
man my douche bracket was almost spot on! I agree Dane Cook (fucker ruined my name) got screwed in the seeding. But at least he lost to the champ!
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