With the ever-changing work environment, sometimes it's difficult to know what proper work etiquette really is. We decided to create an instructional manual that really outlines what is, and is not, appropriate.
I want to know why in the left frame in Number 6, Settling Disputes, why the guy standing is massaging 2 guy's shoulders and the guy on the left is massaging his balls through his jeans.
If you ran an animation program between frames 6L and 6R it would look like you pulled the gun out of his pants and shoved it in your mouth, you sick, perverted fag.
I agree with all of them except one of them. I would encourage the use of signs to tell people to shut the fuck up. I have sooooooooo many meetings all the time, and I wish I had that sign probably 90% of the time. Sometimes if a hot vendor is making a presentation, I find myself wanting her to run my dick down her throat just so she would shut the fuck up. The only reason why we act like we care because we just want to look at her hooters and smell her nice perfume and have her bring us lunch for our time. Are these thoughts normal?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
May 6th, 2009 at 02:23 pm
I have only one question: How did you get into our personnel files? We've been doing everything wrong for years...but don't it feel good!
May 6th, 2009 at 02:45 pm
Also, you wouldn't keep your Golden Girls boxed set in own 'fridge, would you?
May 6th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
I want to know why in the left frame in Number 6, Settling Disputes, why the guy standing is massaging 2 guy's shoulders and the guy on the left is massaging his balls through his jeans.
Riddle me that Batman.
May 6th, 2009 at 03:13 pm
Scott (the harasser)used to do this kind of stuff all the time when I worked with him. So many a-buttholes were rammed that summer.
May 6th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Isn't that intern Noah? This is NOT going to help his AFF game.
May 6th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
Speaking of...can we get an update on our hero Noah?
May 7th, 2009 at 06:17 am
yes, MORE ON NOAH, please.
May 6th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
yeah, It's been a while since we had an update. He probably got kidnapped by a He-She.
May 6th, 2009 at 03:56 pm
Some people may consider touching on shoulders as offensive too.
http://www.ekhichdi.com/movie-reviews/review-for-lonely-hearts
Tina
May 6th, 2009 at 04:54 pm
Great instructional manual also Ill have to try this at work sometimes.
http://www.crunchnow.com
May 6th, 2009 at 08:10 pm
So does that mean its half way decent to give a female coworker a pat on the shoulder while having sex with them? Feedback is always a good thing
May 7th, 2009 at 12:17 am
I guess none of the writers of this have worked at Kinkos.
May 7th, 2009 at 02:46 am
Is it bad that I know that's Gianna Michaels?
May 7th, 2009 at 06:04 am
Dude, EVERYONE knows thats Gianna Michaels.
May 7th, 2009 at 11:13 am
I didn't!!! But thanks for the info. Seen her but never knew her name.
May 7th, 2009 at 06:04 am
Not really considering I know not only is that Gianna Michaels, but the blonde is Trina Michaels. And the video still probably came from Brazzers.
Yeah. Now, that's sad.
May 7th, 2009 at 05:38 am
If you ran an animation program between frames 6L and 6R it would look like you pulled the gun out of his pants and shoved it in your mouth, you sick, perverted fag.
May 7th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Its not better than Nude suicide bomber girls
May 7th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
The boss did look like a homo though.
May 7th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
Man this is hilarious shit. Good "work"!
May 7th, 2009 at 05:47 pm
I agree with all of them except one of them. I would encourage the use of signs to tell people to shut the fuck up. I have sooooooooo many meetings all the time, and I wish I had that sign probably 90% of the time. Sometimes if a hot vendor is making a presentation, I find myself wanting her to run my dick down her throat just so she would shut the fuck up. The only reason why we act like we care because we just want to look at her hooters and smell her nice perfume and have her bring us lunch for our time. Are these thoughts normal?
May 9th, 2009 at 01:29 am
damn that bitch has got some droopy titties
May 10th, 2009 at 02:49 am
Bang Sexy Office Babes right now...
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