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The Office Etiquette Instruction Manual

With the ever-changing work environment, sometimes it’s difficult to know what proper work etiquette really is.  We decided to create an instructional manual that really outlines what is, and is not, appropriate.
 

23 Responses to "The Office Etiquette Instruction Manual"

  1. Roger Lodge says:

    The boss did look like a homo though.

  2. Mr Obvious says:

    I didn’t!!! But thanks for the info. Seen her but never knew her name.

  3. Manbearpig says:

    I agree with all of them except one of them. I would encourage the use of signs to tell people to shut the fuck up. I have sooooooooo many meetings all the time, and I wish I had that sign probably 90% of the time. Sometimes if a hot vendor is making a presentation, I find myself wanting her to run my dick down her throat just so she would shut the fuck up. The only reason why we act like we care because we just want to look at her hooters and smell her nice perfume and have her bring us lunch for our time. Are these thoughts normal?

  4. g-man says:

    I guess none of the writers of this have worked at Kinkos.

  5. Sexy Biatch says:

    Bang Sexy Office Babes right now…

  6. Bosco says:

    Dude, EVERYONE knows thats Gianna Michaels.

  7. Stickban says:

    So does that mean its half way decent to give a female coworker a pat on the shoulder while having sex with them? Feedback is always a good thing

  8. Luciano Santos says:

    Man this is hilarious shit. Good “work”!

  9. Matt says:

    Not really considering I know not only is that Gianna Michaels, but the blonde is Trina Michaels. And the video still probably came from Brazzers.

    Yeah. Now, that’s sad.

  10. Anonymous says:

    damn that bitch has got some droopy titties

  11. Free Babe says:

    Its not better than Nude suicide bomber girls

  12. JoJo, the six fingered boy says:

    If you ran an animation program between frames 6L and 6R it would look like you pulled the gun out of his pants and shoved it in your mouth, you sick, perverted fag.

  13. Glasjay says:

    Is it bad that I know that’s Gianna Michaels?

  14. Tna says:

    Some people may consider touching on shoulders as offensive too.

    http://www.ekhichdi.com/movie-reviews/review-for-lonely-hearts

    Tina

  15. Buddy Ice says:

    I want to know why in the left frame in Number 6, Settling Disputes, why the guy standing is massaging 2 guy’s shoulders and the guy on the left is massaging his balls through his jeans.

    Riddle me that Batman.

  16. Random Asshole says:

    I have only one question: How did you get into our personnel files? We’ve been doing everything wrong for years…but don’t it feel good!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Scott (the harasser)used to do this kind of stuff all the time when I worked with him. So many a-buttholes were rammed that summer.

  18. DeucePickle says:

    Also, you wouldn’t keep your Golden Girls boxed set in own ‘fridge, would you?

  19. TrillVille says:

    yeah, It’s been a while since we had an update. He probably got kidnapped by a He-She.

  20. Cooter says:

    Speaking of…can we get an update on our hero Noah?

  21. Bastage says:

    Isn’t that intern Noah? This is NOT going to help his AFF game.

  22. Crunch Now says:

    Great instructional manual also Ill have to try this at work sometimes.

    http://www.crunchnow.com

  23. Johnny Mastodon says:

    yes, MORE ON NOAH, please.