If you're one of the many lazy people out there, we're here to help. We've created this Official Confession of Laziness just for you. Just email it to whoever needs to see it, or tell them to come here and look at it on your behalf. Whatever's easiest.
If you're guilty of 100% of them why would you bother saying you wont confess to which ones because they're embarrassing? You confessed to all of them by saying 100%
Nothing is wrong, in fact I have always considered pissing into a bottle quite an efficient use of natural body dimensions. You have to however, empty the container within a few hours, otherwise it will start to stink, or you'll have visitors and be so used to the containers sitting there, you'll forget to hide them.
You eat expired/rancid/moldy food and beverages because you're too lazy to go to the store and buy fresh stuff
You keep pushing the already full trash bag down so you can fit in that one last piss filled Gatorade bottle so you don't have to be the one to take out the trash.
You eat at McDonalds
You wear your tee shirts inside out so you don't have to wash the ketchup stains out the other side
guilty of #6. was 11, watching Red Shoe Diaries in the basement. fell asleep with my PJs off and my dick smushed between two pillows. parents found me like that in the morning
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 10th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
I'm not going to say which ones (because some are embarrassing) but I am guilty of 100% of these.
November 10th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
lol
November 11th, 2009 at 05:05 am
If you're guilty of 100% of them why would you bother saying you wont confess to which ones because they're embarrassing? You confessed to all of them by saying 100%
November 11th, 2009 at 05:18 am
?? <--- YOU are a dumb motherfucker.
November 11th, 2009 at 06:06 am
that's the whole point... it's a joke.
November 11th, 2009 at 08:47 am
Wow what a dumbass
November 11th, 2009 at 01:51 pm
?? is a fucktard
November 14th, 2009 at 01:13 pm
roflmgdao
November 10th, 2009 at 05:32 pm
whats wrong with pissing in a gatorade bottle? sometimes im too tired after nutting to get up and go to the bathroom
November 10th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Nothing is wrong, in fact I have always considered pissing into a bottle quite an efficient use of natural body dimensions. You have to however, empty the container within a few hours, otherwise it will start to stink, or you'll have visitors and be so used to the containers sitting there, you'll forget to hide them.
November 10th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
I'm guilty of numbers.. 2, 3, 10, 12 and 14
November 10th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
well I dont always do number 3, just when its convinient
November 10th, 2009 at 08:07 pm
amen
November 10th, 2009 at 08:38 pm
Holy Taco dude, youve done it again!
Jess
www.privacy-stuff.be.tc
November 10th, 2009 at 08:54 pm
This is my f***ing roommate.
November 10th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
I'm pretty sure someone who was confessing to being that lazy wouldn't have even checked it off!
November 10th, 2009 at 09:14 pm
I wipe my ass with the t-shirt I'm wearing rather than lean over and use the toilet paper.
November 10th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
Thanks, Holy Taco. This list really made me take a good, hard look at myself in the mirror and evaluate, eh, this is taking too long to type. Fuck it.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
If a female didnt write this, ill eat my chick.
November 11th, 2009 at 08:21 am
Someone read a page of foul bachelor frog posts and turned them into a checklist.
November 11th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Additions to the list:
You eat expired/rancid/moldy food and beverages because you're too lazy to go to the store and buy fresh stuff
You keep pushing the already full trash bag down so you can fit in that one last piss filled Gatorade bottle so you don't have to be the one to take out the trash.
You eat at McDonalds
You wear your tee shirts inside out so you don't have to wash the ketchup stains out the other side
I could do this all day lol
November 11th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
guilty of #6. was 11, watching Red Shoe Diaries in the basement. fell asleep with my PJs off and my dick smushed between two pillows. parents found me like that in the morning
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