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If a female didnt write this, ill eat my chick.
Someone read a page of foul bachelor frog posts and turned them into a checklist.
Additions to the list:
You eat expired/rancid/moldy food and beverages because you’re too lazy to go to the store and buy fresh stuff
You keep pushing the already full trash bag down so you can fit in that one last piss filled Gatorade bottle so you don’t have to be the one to take out the trash.
You eat at McDonalds
You wear your tee shirts inside out so you don’t have to wash the ketchup stains out the other side
I could do this all day lol
guilty of #6. was 11, watching Red Shoe Diaries in the basement. fell asleep with my PJs off and my dick smushed between two pillows. parents found me like that in the morning
That is fucked up shit, who stirs coffee with a goddamn napkin? That taints the flavor of the coffee, you stupid hobos! God damn, use something flavor neutral! And I’d rather just wipe with toilet paper than put my hand in my poop. That is gross, you gross motherfuckers.
i am guilty of most of these. the trick is not to change but simply to learn to delegate. for example i pay someone to clean my house and wash my clothes. Also learn to live with less, chinese style decorating will be much easier if you’re lazy. Think messy but not gross. If you have these habits you’ll probably never change but if you think creatively you can sort of go around the problem.
I’m not going to say which ones (because some are embarrassing) but I am guilty of 100% of these.
lol
If you’re guilty of 100% of them why would you bother saying you wont confess to which ones because they’re embarrassing? You confessed to all of them by saying 100%
?? <— YOU are a dumb motherfucker.
that’s the whole point… it’s a joke.
Wow what a dumbass
?? is a fucktard
roflmgdao
You guys are all jackasses, whatever idiots.
whats wrong with pissing in a gatorade bottle? sometimes im too tired after nutting to get up and go to the bathroom
Nothing is wrong, in fact I have always considered pissing into a bottle quite an efficient use of natural body dimensions. You have to however, empty the container within a few hours, otherwise it will start to stink, or you’ll have visitors and be so used to the containers sitting there, you’ll forget to hide them.
I’m guilty of numbers.. 2, 3, 10, 12 and 14
well I dont always do number 3, just when its convinient
amen
Holy Taco dude, youve done it again!
Jess
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This is my f***ing roommate.
I’m pretty sure someone who was confessing to being that lazy wouldn’t have even checked it off!
I wipe my ass with the t-shirt I’m wearing rather than lean over and use the toilet paper.
I wipe my mouth with the shirt I wiped my ass with.
Thanks, Holy Taco. This list really made me take a good, hard look at myself in the mirror and evaluate, eh, this is taking too long to type. Fuck it.