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This has been one of the best threads I’ve ever read. True, the French were bad ass back before the Revolution. Since then it’s been one surrender after another. I mean, they make a nice rifle…they’ve never been shot and only dropped once. Their tanks kind of suck since reverse is burned out and their air force is the only one in the world capable of flying backwards. But all kidding aside, the French had their time but now have their heads so far up their asses that they’ve lost sight of what it takes to stay relevant. French Canadians are some of the most arrogant and ignorant people I’ve ever met…right up there with Cajuns and true blooded French people. But the fact of the matter is, people don’t like France or the French. I thank God for French people every day…I thank Him that in His wisdom, He populated the planet with people more hated than Americans
“You guys are real pricks for not helping this french guy find his chicken.
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Who cares about the french anyway?
I don’t get it, somebody named their cat after a chicken farm?
If you don’t understand it why do you even bother posting. First off Alf used to try to eat cats as he liked the taste. That’s the joke.
Secondly, french is a beautiful language and if you ever learned how to speak it you might realise that. Lastly, the surrender comment about the french is erroneous. They have one of the better records for wars and battles(look it up). The wars that they did end up losing still had the help of the French and they were major factors in the winning of the wars(i.e. WW2 and the french underground resistance and even the american civil war probably wouldn’t have been won without the aid of the french).
Ignorant people piss me off!
I would like to add that geographically the French were right next door to the Germans. The Americans entered the second world war at a much later date. Even the Canadians fought the Germans way before the Americans did.
right we had to come in and end things, because if we hadn’t, they would STILL be fighting.
right here i am we can stop arguing now, i never liked the thought of proving people wrong, now lets get together and get high
(note to self – just spoke english im not really a chicken)
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: This is my Universal Translator. It could have been my greatest invention, but it translates everything into an incomprehensible dead language. Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: See? Lousy gibberish!
Before you get up for that final snack, I want you to know … I’VE GOT YOUR CAT!!! HA!! HA!! I kill me.
i thought perdu was a country… hah just goes to show how much i know about south africa!
The surrender commment is extremely offensive for us french people. We did not surrender a lot, but our government surrendered to the worse during the second world war. This is not something that should be made fun about.
Since then, we only surrendered in Indochina, which is now called… Vietnam.
BTW. This is not in France. This is in Quebec, most certainly Montreal. We do not translate our signs in english in France.
HAHAHAHA
this thread just made my day
everyone still fighting over one pussy, what a slut.
holy shit we finally found something the french will fight for again…Yeah! Now all of you shut your cum dumpsters
I am french male, I dick love suck daily. Your mama get me here. I love her and she love me too. French is very great. America are vagina licking hell people. Stay off America. French people are kill you now.
LOL, this shows where France stands =)) =))
Yup ! Definitely Montreal.
The worst kind of French.
‘french is a beautiful language’ is an opinion.
it’s a bit narrow minded of you to get angry because others do not think the same.
personally, i think russian is pretty damn sexy.
and i’m sure the reason why everyone is bashing the french is because no one really likes them. yes, the war facts may be inaccurate, but who is a better target to pick on?
the french.
you don’t want to say that about the italians because they’ll find you and kill you.
nor the germans, because they’ll gas you.
mainly it’s stereotype, stop getting your panties in a twist.
take a joke.
“Perdu” means “Lost” in french you illiterate moron.
Somebody named their cat after a chicken farm?
Somebody named a french word after a chicken farm?
Not being able to speak/read French does not make you illiterate. French is a relatively backwater language spoken by less than 0.01% of the world population.
I know the French get all huffy about their verbal diarrhea of a language, but cool it.
Actually, French is spoken by about half a billion people around the world, and is an official language in 29 countries. Ofcourse, the point still stands that not everyone knows it, or should know it, but to pretend like it doesn’t matter is to be disingenuous.
French is the second most commonly spoken language in the world. Get your facts straight if you are going to make such statements.
French is the second most commonly spoken language in the world? What a load…
It’s #9. When including second language speakers. Get YOUR facts right. How the hell would more people speak french over English, Chinese, Hindi, Spanish, or any of the other languages ahead of it…
might want to get your facts straight before insulting others.
French is barely in the top 10 most spoken languages.
http://www.krysstal.com/spoken.html
Why dont the french just surrender their language already, just like everything else.
…It DOES sound like verbal diarrhea, though.
french is the most commonly used language on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
I think the illiteracy is in not recognizing that the chicken company is Perdue with an e.
And FWIW, the only two languages of the United Nations Secretariat are French and English.
“And FWIW, the only two languages of the United Nations Secretariat are French and English.”
Who knew there were French speaking horses working at the UN.
Chris T.
tes juste un incompétent trisomique
lol u used google translator noob
…and clearly spelling “your” instead of “you’re”
Guy 1: What is the most commonly used phrase by the French?
Guy 2: I give up
Guy 1: correct
Jesus let’s argue about French and who uses it. FUCK OFF and FUCK FRENCH. AND FUCK ALF TOO! And hell, while we are at it LET’S FUCK MICHELLE!! WOOHOO!
Nobody likes french people or their language. Trust me.
Ok, this might be a little dorky but using WolframAlpha it states that English is spoken by 11% of the world (760 Million) and French is spoken by 1.9% of the world (128 million). Now that’s not native, that includes second languages as well.
Mandarin is spoken by 16% (1 Billion) and spanish by 6.2% (417 million).
While French has been a major language in the past, IMHO it is a relic of a great history. It should be shit canned.
i dated a guy from france for a few months, and he knew a lot more italian, german, and english than he did french.
see, the french don’t even like themselves.
How many ways are there to say; in French, “We all surrender most humbly”?
maybe it’s my French illiteracy but everything they say reminds me of that.
btw; did ya’ notice how respectfully I capitalized “French”.
Some french person named their cat after a shitty amercian TV show?
Baby come home – http://bit.ly/aUU9gz
Ok, wtf was that?
Looks like ALF has developed a taste for French pussy.
Dammit you beat me to it.
well played, sir. well played.
Alf, you hairy motherfucker it’s about time you shave those balls!!
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Wow, is Alf cool or what. You just gotta love Alf. LOL
Jess
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À AnnBoner
Si vous êtes francophone, je ne pense pas que votre remarque acerbe soit de nature àdonner envie àquiconque de découvrir notre langue. Dommage.
(As a frenchspeaking person, i say to AnnBoner that his/her acerbic comment will not contribute to create any reader’s desire to understand our language. What a pity!)
go feck yourself, s’il te plait
Rodney, when you write “feck”… You certainly mean “fuck”?
and for your information, “plait” needs a “accent circonflexe” : “plaît”
Errare humanum est…
Fuck you shmucks.
As an english speaking person, I am telling you both, your are shmucks, schmegma eating pansy ass fuckers.
MichelleLicker:
Since English is the only language you know, you might want to get it right. You meant “you’re” not “your.”
You guys are real pricks for not helping this french guy find his chicken.
Now THAT is funny!
perchance is right