What is up with you Andrew? Every week you are on this site saying hot chicks aren't hot. Listen, if you like dudes just say it because we all know you aren't banging any hot chicks other than your fleshlight.
she can blow loose stool all over the fucking bowl with that ass, i can promise you that my friend, loose steaming stinking explosive bowel movements, right the fuck into the toilet bowl. then she wipes up, flushes, washes her hands, and is ready to suck cock and swallow gallons of chunky stringy sticky jism all fucking night long. Tommorrow that ass might have to shit again, or maybe not, but either way someone, somewhere, will be sucking cock and therefor possibly swallowing rather remarkable amounts of semen, or maybe not, who could really say.
doesnt know squad? my fucking lord we are all surrounded by idiot clones of the retard you knew in grade school and kind of liked then but now as an adult would just as soon wish was locked up somewhere so as not to ever have to be looked at by us normal folk.
she gave me a boner that could club you to death like you were a baby seal who somehow thought a boner could raise a complete cruise ship from the ocean floor. Jesus couldnt raise the fucking titanic with his glorious miracle boner. boners are great fun, a million and one situations would only be improved via the introduction of an engorged member, but somehow levering shipwrecks from the depths of the deep blue isnt one of them. Making bad girls gag and possibly even throwing up on your cock a little is a more realitstic situation you might find your boner in, am i right or no? and a more fun for you sort of scenario, right?
i guess what im saying is "she gave me a boner that could make her choke and vomit on if she tried to put all of it down her throat at once" sounds more realistic.
her holes smell like septic problems. the dudes fingers smell like his dogs ass, dont ask me to explain. my cock smells like Christmas ham with just a hint of oak-like undertones. my ex wifes train wreck of a vagina smells like dead kittens.
if someone refers to their own penis as a "shit-stick", it probably smells of human feces.
remember that time you jacked off, but were a little bit older than 40, and your cock didnt really work very well anymore, and wasnt really completely hard during any of the jack off process, and when you shot your load it only sort of almost seeped out, and you had to milk your semi erect penis like it was a cows tit just to coax all the uninterested sperm out of the stem so the next time you pissed it didnt shoot all over in weird directions.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with fingfagfoom??? I'd say he's going through a mid-life crisis, but judging from this last post, he's far too old for that. He must have just gotten fired and now has WAYYYY too much time on his hands, cock in his mouth and man-ass on his breath. Poor fuckin guy has nothing better to do than to be on this website all day long and make un-funny comments to other peoples comments, and somehow finds a way to sneak in pieces from his pathetic life.
***perfect example: two comments above***
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November 5th, 2009 at 06:32 pm
Goo!
November 5th, 2009 at 08:12 pm
Actually, she's not that hot. Eyes are f*cked up, man!
November 6th, 2009 at 08:46 am
nga you gay!?
November 6th, 2009 at 08:46 am
nga you gay!?
November 6th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
What is up with you Andrew? Every week you are on this site saying hot chicks aren't hot. Listen, if you like dudes just say it because we all know you aren't banging any hot chicks other than your fleshlight.
WTF!
November 14th, 2009 at 02:03 am
yep !! he's gay
November 15th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
yep im getting an off-the-chart reading on my gay-dar
November 5th, 2009 at 07:08 pm
hey, that bracelet is on her lef--*BLAM*
*thud*
November 5th, 2009 at 07:25 pm
Look at that tight ass! She can crack almonds with dat ass
November 5th, 2009 at 07:36 pm
Since when have you had to crack an almond? Dont you mean walnuts?
November 6th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
she could probably crush coal into a diamond with that ass
November 8th, 2009 at 04:32 pm
she can blow loose stool all over the fucking bowl with that ass, i can promise you that my friend, loose steaming stinking explosive bowel movements, right the fuck into the toilet bowl. then she wipes up, flushes, washes her hands, and is ready to suck cock and swallow gallons of chunky stringy sticky jism all fucking night long. Tommorrow that ass might have to shit again, or maybe not, but either way someone, somewhere, will be sucking cock and therefor possibly swallowing rather remarkable amounts of semen, or maybe not, who could really say.
November 5th, 2009 at 07:25 pm
what's up with those alien eyes?
November 5th, 2009 at 07:32 pm
i know . . her LEFT eye seems extra weird . . dot dot dot . . .
November 5th, 2009 at 09:51 pm
Obviously they had an idiot in postprocessing who doesn't know squad about photoshop... or is into aliens, we'll never know.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Actually, I'm just into aliens.
November 8th, 2009 at 04:35 pm
doesnt know squad? my fucking lord we are all surrounded by idiot clones of the retard you knew in grade school and kind of liked then but now as an adult would just as soon wish was locked up somewhere so as not to ever have to be looked at by us normal folk.
November 5th, 2009 at 08:11 pm
My walkman is fully wound!
November 5th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
She gave me a boner that could raise the Titanic.
November 8th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
she gave me a boner that could club you to death like you were a baby seal who somehow thought a boner could raise a complete cruise ship from the ocean floor. Jesus couldnt raise the fucking titanic with his glorious miracle boner. boners are great fun, a million and one situations would only be improved via the introduction of an engorged member, but somehow levering shipwrecks from the depths of the deep blue isnt one of them. Making bad girls gag and possibly even throwing up on your cock a little is a more realitstic situation you might find your boner in, am i right or no? and a more fun for you sort of scenario, right?
November 8th, 2009 at 05:01 pm
i guess what im saying is "she gave me a boner that could make her choke and vomit on if she tried to put all of it down her throat at once" sounds more realistic.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Stacy Keibler= amazing ass
November 6th, 2009 at 12:42 am
looked her up and i'm surprised HT used this shot. there are much better ones out there... like this one:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Stacy%20Keibler/bonchan306/stacy_keibler_00561.jpg
November 6th, 2009 at 08:16 am
Who cares about the eyes, I just want to squirt my load on that ass.....
November 6th, 2009 at 09:10 am
How much more orange does she have to get before she goes from "tanned hottie" to "creepy looking guidette"?
Not saying she isn't hot, but where is the border between the two?
November 7th, 2009 at 11:25 am
S ... TF ... U
November 6th, 2009 at 03:05 pm
I'd like to shake the man's hand that gets to finger that woman in all her beautiful holes. I bet they smell like strawberries.
Stacy please tell our girlfriend to hit the gym.
November 8th, 2009 at 04:52 pm
her holes smell like septic problems. the dudes fingers smell like his dogs ass, dont ask me to explain. my cock smells like Christmas ham with just a hint of oak-like undertones. my ex wifes train wreck of a vagina smells like dead kittens.
if someone refers to their own penis as a "shit-stick", it probably smells of human feces.
November 6th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
Very nice. She's awesome in white dressing...more please.
How can anyone say anything otherwise.
November 10th, 2009 at 09:01 pm
All that rear end muscle and nothing on the arms. She needs to do some curls on the weekend.
November 6th, 2009 at 06:20 pm
...seen the commercial where the beautiful girl did flips on the harley bike...similiarly, makes me horny.
November 8th, 2009 at 04:57 pm
remember that time you jacked off, but were a little bit older than 40, and your cock didnt really work very well anymore, and wasnt really completely hard during any of the jack off process, and when you shot your load it only sort of almost seeped out, and you had to milk your semi erect penis like it was a cows tit just to coax all the uninterested sperm out of the stem so the next time you pissed it didnt shoot all over in weird directions.
November 8th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
...wow son ^^
November 9th, 2009 at 01:45 pm
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with fingfagfoom??? I'd say he's going through a mid-life crisis, but judging from this last post, he's far too old for that. He must have just gotten fired and now has WAYYYY too much time on his hands, cock in his mouth and man-ass on his breath. Poor fuckin guy has nothing better to do than to be on this website all day long and make un-funny comments to other peoples comments, and somehow finds a way to sneak in pieces from his pathetic life.
***perfect example: two comments above***
November 9th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
I'm pretty sure the HT staff probably posts half of the retarded ass comments on here just for fun.
November 10th, 2009 at 06:28 pm
that's the goddess stacy keibler,mmmmmmmmm
November 11th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
omg ... dude, do you work at the pentagon?
November 19th, 2009 at 04:55 am
Yes, Stacy is a goddess... If you've ever seen her bend over, yummy. Long legs, RAWR, Can't say anything but good things about that lady.
November 17th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
photo shopped.
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