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SWIENG !
I’d like to shake the man’s hand that gets to finger that woman in all her beautiful holes. I bet they smell like strawberries.
Stacy please tell our girlfriend to hit the gym.
Very nice. She’s awesome in white dressing…more please.
How can anyone say anything otherwise.
…seen the commercial where the beautiful girl did flips on the harley bike…similiarly, makes me horny.
her holes smell like septic problems. the dudes fingers smell like his dogs ass, dont ask me to explain. my cock smells like Christmas ham with just a hint of oak-like undertones. my ex wifes train wreck of a vagina smells like dead kittens.
if someone refers to their own penis as a “shit-stick”, it probably smells of human feces.
remember that time you jacked off, but were a little bit older than 40, and your cock didnt really work very well anymore, and wasnt really completely hard during any of the jack off process, and when you shot your load it only sort of almost seeped out, and you had to milk your semi erect penis like it was a cows tit just to coax all the uninterested sperm out of the stem so the next time you pissed it didnt shoot all over in weird directions.
…wow son ^^
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with fingfagfoom??? I’d say he’s going through a mid-life crisis, but judging from this last post, he’s far too old for that. He must have just gotten fired and now has WAYYYY too much time on his hands, cock in his mouth and man-ass on his breath. Poor fuckin guy has nothing better to do than to be on this website all day long and make un-funny comments to other peoples comments, and somehow finds a way to sneak in pieces from his pathetic life.
***perfect example: two comments above***
I’m pretty sure the HT staff probably posts half of the retarded ass comments on here just for fun.
that’s the goddess stacy keibler,mmmmmmmmm
All that rear end muscle and nothing on the arms. She needs to do some curls on the weekend.
omg … dude, do you work at the pentagon?
photo shopped.
Yes, Stacy is a goddess… If you’ve ever seen her bend over, yummy. Long legs, RAWR, Can’t say anything but good things about that lady.
Stacy Kiebler, right?
Goo!
Actually, she’s not that hot. Eyes are f*cked up, man!
nga you gay!?
nga you gay!?
What is up with you Andrew? Every week you are on this site saying hot chicks aren’t hot. Listen, if you like dudes just say it because we all know you aren’t banging any hot chicks other than your fleshlight.
WTF!
yep !! he’s gay
yep im getting an off-the-chart reading on my gay-dar
hey, that bracelet is on her lef–*BLAM*
*thud*
Look at that tight ass! She can crack almonds with dat ass
Since when have you had to crack an almond? Dont you mean walnuts?
she could probably crush coal into a diamond with that ass
she can blow loose stool all over the fucking bowl with that ass, i can promise you that my friend, loose steaming stinking explosive bowel movements, right the fuck into the toilet bowl. then she wipes up, flushes, washes her hands, and is ready to suck cock and swallow gallons of chunky stringy sticky jism all fucking night long. Tommorrow that ass might have to shit again, or maybe not, but either way someone, somewhere, will be sucking cock and therefor possibly swallowing rather remarkable amounts of semen, or maybe not, who could really say.
what’s up with those alien eyes?
i know . . her LEFT eye seems extra weird . . dot dot dot . . .
Obviously they had an idiot in postprocessing who doesn’t know squad about photoshop… or is into aliens, we’ll never know.
Actually, I’m just into aliens.
doesnt know squad? my fucking lord we are all surrounded by idiot clones of the retard you knew in grade school and kind of liked then but now as an adult would just as soon wish was locked up somewhere so as not to ever have to be looked at by us normal folk.
My walkman is fully wound!
She gave me a boner that could raise the Titanic.
she gave me a boner that could club you to death like you were a baby seal who somehow thought a boner could raise a complete cruise ship from the ocean floor. Jesus couldnt raise the fucking titanic with his glorious miracle boner. boners are great fun, a million and one situations would only be improved via the introduction of an engorged member, but somehow levering shipwrecks from the depths of the deep blue isnt one of them. Making bad girls gag and possibly even throwing up on your cock a little is a more realitstic situation you might find your boner in, am i right or no? and a more fun for you sort of scenario, right?
i guess what im saying is “she gave me a boner that could make her choke and vomit on if she tried to put all of it down her throat at once” sounds more realistic.
Stacy Keibler= amazing ass
looked her up and i’m surprised HT used this shot. there are much better ones out there… like this one:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/Stacy%20Keibler/bonchan306/stacy_keibler_00561.jpg
Who cares about the eyes, I just want to squirt my load on that ass…..
How much more orange does she have to get before she goes from “tanned hottie” to “creepy looking guidette”?
Not saying she isn’t hot, but where is the border between the two?
S … TF … U