Letters are a good way to communicate with people that you, for one reason or another, can't have a face-to-face interaction with. This can be particularly effective when you're dealing with someone who is incredibly annoying. Here are some letters that we'd like to send to some particularly frustrating people:
Two much reading. Although I hope you get a HJ too. Reminds me of the time a girl pissed my bed drunk so I made her do my sheets and give me a HJ. She was hot. Well until she stopped doing coke.
some of these were actually too whiney... the i.r.s. one in particular; and what's with the repeated copy/paste graph in the "yappy" dog little. you fellas are losing your edge.
An Open letter to Those who won't face or hear me.
Judge Frank "Trippy' McGuire
Clerk Circuit: 22 Roger A Powell
My complements to you both for the knife in my back and your unwillingness to even considering hearing me oh ya lets not forget sending my notice to the wrong address so I would not receive it in time to be in your kangaroo court this must be a wonderful tactic to protect your friends Right?
Sincerely
I recently did this to show my displeasure with the apartment complex I live in and most of its residents.
"No more free bikes! Also, hermit people who live upstairs, you shit and piss so much that when you flush it now it comes right in my bathroom sink. Apt. complex people, stop putting notes on my door saying I didn't pay rent, its messing with my game."
Guys grunt when they lift big weights for the same reason martial artists Kiai when they strike - it helps you let out more power. If you don't like noise, go do pushups in the library. Pussy.
Jesus Christ are you a loser. At least Holy Taco tries something different. Cracked is the same fucking shit every day. Do you ever really wake up and say "man, I can't wait to read 7 wrestling moves that ended up changing the course of history!" There shit is long winded and repetitive as hell. I may not always laugh at holy taco posts, but at least they're surprising.
So... personal feeling on little dogs in stores. I much prefer a little dog being held by their owner (provided it isn't yappy, which they usually aren't) than the monsters people have for kids running around. Today I saw a little kid LICK a package! And not super little, like 8 years old. They bump into me, they screech, they cry, throw tantrums... little obnoxious kids are WAY worse that little dogs.
It isn't sanitary to bring a dog into a store that sells food but it isn't sanitary to have little brats people call "kids" running around touching EVERYTHING either.
They were all good but I can dig the last one the best. Just insert "United States Tax Board" and you've got it nailed.
(Ya still do really)
HOLY TACO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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July 17th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Two much reading. Although I hope you get a HJ too. Reminds me of the time a girl pissed my bed drunk so I made her do my sheets and give me a HJ. She was hot. Well until she stopped doing coke.
July 18th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
"Two" much reading ... looks like you haven't done enough, Perfesser.
July 17th, 2009 at 11:25 am
oustanding work gentlemen
September 6th, 2009 at 01:08 pm
indeed, you have gained over 9000 points
September 8th, 2009 at 12:04 am
WHAT 9000??!!!!
July 17th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I like it. had a roommate with a girlfriend and i had exactly the same problem. well done
July 17th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I had the same problem with my roommates GF! So I boned her! All was good, now she is my roommate and he is gone!
July 17th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I love the MJ one
September 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Fuck you Philosopher
Love MJ
September 19th, 2009 at 03:53 am
Fuck you, Michael Jackson!
July 17th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
awesome
July 17th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
some of these were actually too whiney... the i.r.s. one in particular; and what's with the repeated copy/paste graph in the "yappy" dog little. you fellas are losing your edge.
July 17th, 2009 at 01:17 pm
Thanks. Fixed it.
July 17th, 2009 at 06:11 pm
I guess when you get "to" old for this shit you forget how to spell TOO.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
i want a beer.
July 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Great, I laughed my ass off.
July 17th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
That roommates girlfriend one hit the nail right on the head.
July 18th, 2009 at 10:50 am
And technically, they can go over your taxes up to 7 years in the past. It's not like that's a little-known piece of trivia =/
July 19th, 2009 at 06:08 am
shut up
July 19th, 2009 at 06:58 am
Yeah, honestly, shut the fuck up, guy.
July 20th, 2009 at 04:19 pm
rofl
October 9th, 2009 at 08:41 am
Yeah, shut up and allow us idiots to remain ignorant. We feel prouder that way!
July 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Man, that was the best I've seen on here in awhile. I laughed my ass off! That was awesome...good job.
July 19th, 2009 at 02:11 am
Dear you big fat hunk of cuntlip soup:
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2008/09/you-can-find-me-in-club_11.html
July 19th, 2009 at 04:51 am
"Jason Bacon" stop spamming your bullshit site in the comment sections all over the web. Oh by the way- you ain't funny bitch.
July 19th, 2009 at 04:20 am
Holy Taco dude that is just too cool!
RT
www.anonymize.tk
July 19th, 2009 at 07:17 am
The supreme court case you stated is genius! I'll be using that one for sure! Great Stuff! (AND tanlines *ARE* awesome!)
July 19th, 2009 at 07:45 am
(linkback) Funny or Lame? Open Letters to Annoying People [VOTE] - http://www.pikk.com/7bee0
July 19th, 2009 at 07:58 am
Here's an airline complain letter which compares said airline to Schlitz beer. Quality.
http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/2008/10/30/you-have-chunks-in-your-beer-amazing-customer-letter-to-midwest-airlines/
July 19th, 2009 at 08:09 am
i like using http://allofcraigs.com to search all the rant and raves on craigslist. sometimes i come across some real gems.
July 19th, 2009 at 10:20 am
An Open letter to Those who won't face or hear me.
Judge Frank "Trippy' McGuire
Clerk Circuit: 22 Roger A Powell
My complements to you both for the knife in my back and your unwillingness to even considering hearing me oh ya lets not forget sending my notice to the wrong address so I would not receive it in time to be in your kangaroo court this must be a wonderful tactic to protect your friends Right?
Sincerely
July 19th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I recently did this to show my displeasure with the apartment complex I live in and most of its residents.
"No more free bikes! Also, hermit people who live upstairs, you shit and piss so much that when you flush it now it comes right in my bathroom sink. Apt. complex people, stop putting notes on my door saying I didn't pay rent, its messing with my game."
July 19th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
Guys grunt when they lift big weights for the same reason martial artists Kiai when they strike - it helps you let out more power. If you don't like noise, go do pushups in the library. Pussy.
July 19th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
hahahaha, you're a fat idiot.
July 20th, 2009 at 02:01 am
Wow!! Thats too fucking much! You are a complete dick head!
Lets fast forward 10 years and see if you meat heads are still lifting heavy!
July 19th, 2009 at 01:52 pm
Open Letter to Holy Taco:
Dear Holy Taco,
You are not Cracked.com. Quit trying so hard. I didn't even laugh at this.
Love,
Pretty much everyone
July 19th, 2009 at 04:45 pm
Jesus Christ are you a loser. At least Holy Taco tries something different. Cracked is the same fucking shit every day. Do you ever really wake up and say "man, I can't wait to read 7 wrestling moves that ended up changing the course of history!" There shit is long winded and repetitive as hell. I may not always laugh at holy taco posts, but at least they're surprising.
July 20th, 2009 at 08:52 am
someone, you must have missed the most recent post on cracked. 7 ways for you to SHUT THE FUCK UP
August 12th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
So... personal feeling on little dogs in stores. I much prefer a little dog being held by their owner (provided it isn't yappy, which they usually aren't) than the monsters people have for kids running around. Today I saw a little kid LICK a package! And not super little, like 8 years old. They bump into me, they screech, they cry, throw tantrums... little obnoxious kids are WAY worse that little dogs.
It isn't sanitary to bring a dog into a store that sells food but it isn't sanitary to have little brats people call "kids" running around touching EVERYTHING either.
September 6th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
They were all good but I can dig the last one the best. Just insert "United States Tax Board" and you've got it nailed.
(Ya still do really)
HOLY TACO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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