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Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book

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My dad always said, there are two things you can count on happening eventually: 1)Our sun will burn out and thus render our solar system uninhabitable, and 2) Oprah Winfrey’s boyfriend Stedman Graham will write a tell-all book about their relationship.  My old man’s a smart guy.  Popbytes reports:

Stedman graham is supposedly writing a tell-all book worth reportedly $10 million bucks – that apparently contains a bunch of Ms. Winfrey’s dirty little secrets including stedman catching her in bed with another woman (hello gail) her fights with Barack Obama‘s wife Michelle plus a pregnancy secret.

If there’s one thing I learned from watching Oprah verbally ass rape that Million Little Pieces Author for lying about the events in his biography that made her book club, it’s that you don’t f%$k with Oprah.  You know that scene from Braveheart where Mel Gibson is like “Run and you may live…for now” and he gets his troops all pumped up and they go into crazy battle?  Well, Oprah doesn’t even need to give that speech and within seconds she can have 8 million women with gardening shears pointed at your nutsack.

Because I’m a member of the press, I was able to obtain a copy of Stedman’s book before anyone else.  Take a look:

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16 Responses to "Oprah Winfrey Boytoy Stedman Writes Tell All Book"

  1. sharame says:

    Is that really the title that they have for the book at this time? And do you know when it is going to be released to the public or where to find that info? thanks

  2. u guyss r cool says:

    nice goin ya plug

  3. TCB-SKI says:

    I dont even follow all the silly bulshit that goes on in the world today. I am too busy trying to pay the rent, take care of the kids, and fuck my wife good so that nobody else does! But this Oprah shit is interesting aint it? This aint no Paris Hilton, or any of the other talentless dingy bitches that the media force feeds America. This is Oprah fuckin’ Winfrey! Is that the real title? I guess that mothafucka had a plan to pimp right from the start. $10 million, he can have it! can you imagin all the nasty shit going on under Oprahs dress? He probably had to eat that fat pussy wearing a rain coat and a gas mask! And don’t fuck up and go into the bathroom after she just took a shit! OOOOOLORDHAMERCY! I bet her big ass drops bombs like Heroshima!!! Do Da Thang Stedman! I bet he left all the times she strapped on out of the book!

  4. Len Tell It!! says:

    TCB, I bet your life is really remarkable to say the least but only to the retarded at heart. We grown men who desire to be heard should try and speak in a healthy manner, rather than simply blurting out our childhood mindset of information and ramblings. If you were busy doing what you claim that you are trying to do with your spouse perhaps your envy would not be so apparent. Perhaps a strap-on is your own personal fantasy and hey if so, that’s your thang but trashing either of them does not make you sound any cooler than you most likely have never been anyway. You are crude and immature to say the least and that is just from a peek at your so-called character. Mostly likely no one wants to follow your bathroom moves either. And not because you stink but because you are an idiot at your core.

  5. Len Tell It!! says:

    Now on to the issue at hand. If this book is genuine and he has made a decision to trash her for whatever reason, hopefully he understands that it is what you bring to the relationship that sets the standard, not what you take from it. And if he feels it necessary to put her down, perhaps it is because he does not feel valid in his own right and that is and can never be her fault. She is a human being who is first a human doing! And no amount of put downs or judgement from anyone can ever change that. Most people put others down or on blast because they themselves do not like themselves and therefore attempt to cover that fact up by kicking others. Mirrors tend to get ignor reflection…

  6. Len Tell It!! says:

    Correction of the final line above.

    Mirrors tend to ignor reflection…

  7. Vanessa says:

    True that Len, I hope he is not going to put her down for any reason as for without her there would be no knowledge of him. It is a shame but I’m surprised it took him so long. I knew when the married never transpired that their relationship was not all it was and it is a pity and a shame that people with money and fame have no private life. Someone is always waiting in the wings to dish the dirt. I feel sorry for O. as she can’t trust anyone, especially men, as they will do whatever it takes to get their hands on just some of all that money, which means O could never be herself and let her hair down for fear that he would leak it all to the press, which he is now doing. Like I stated before, I am surprised it took this long. I will not be bying this book and I hope others follow this lead. And no matter what he speaks in those pages, it can not change O, she was O when she met him and will be after his 15 minutes of fame with this book. Shame on you Steadmen, I hope you get what you deserve. Go Oprah!

  8. Keeblerkahn says:

    Great title. Beard: The Life of Steadmen Graham would be a good one as well.

  9. justin says:

    Keebler, that is a good one too. I sometimes wish my job was just coming up with titles for biographies and album covers. That may not be a job, but I can dream.

  10. unknown says:

    hey you know oprah`s cheating on you with obama

  11. carter says:

    thug life

  12. carter says:

    the caption should be “thug life”

  13. TELLIN'IT LIKE IT T-I-IS!!! says:

    ALL YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STAY OFF OPRAH AND RECOGNIZE WHAT SHE HAS DONE FOR THE WORLD IT SELF…DONT GET MAD BECAUSE YOU ALL CANT KNOW OPRAH’S PRIVATE LIFE WITH HER BOYFRIEND…….LOOK AT BEYONCE AND JAY’Z THEY STILL WANT US TO BELIEVE THEY’RE NOT TOGETHER BUT THEIR MARRIED…….LET’S ALL BE ALDULTS AND STAY OUT OF GROWN FOLKS BUISNESS LIKE MY GRANNY TELL ME AND MY SISTER AND WE’RE BOTH GROWN….PEOPLE HAVE FORGOT THAT AND WE ALL NEED TO REALIZE THE MEDIA GET PAID TO PUT THIS BULL OUT WHEATHER WE BELIEVE IT OR NOT….

  14. Eli says:

    Oh just shut the fuck up you dumb piece of shit. (To the previous poster)

  15. Matty D says:

    Pleas RECOGNIZE that all caps is annoying and ask your GRANNY if I left my wallet on the night stand?

  16. Matty D says:

    *Please*