Osama Bin Laden Was Planning a Live Tour?

posted 05/05/2011
by Jim Tews

Recently a filing cabinet was found inside Osama Bin Laden’s compound that contained a tour rider and paperwork regarding Charlie Sheen style live tour the terrorist leader was putting together. We were lucky enough to get a hold of that rider for our loyal readers. Enjoy…

Because Bin Laden been relatively inactive and gone so long without being captured, it seems as though he was missing the spotlight. Details on the tour were rather vague, but one of his assistants said he just planned to take the stage with a few other members of Al Qaeda and some virgins and he was going to “Just tell stories about getting wasted and shit…”