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Our Very Own Animal Magazine

People love animals.  And we know that, and thus wish to tap into the lucrative demographic of animal lovers.  So in an effort to do just that, we’re releasing our very own animal magazine.  Behold, Animal Fancy.  Co-written by Patrick Schumacker.

Contributor Patrick Schumacker asked that we plug the website belonging to football coach Mack Brown of the University of Texas, Austin.  I have no idea why, but he wants it plugged, so here here it is.

mackbrown-texasfootball.com

3 Responses to "Our Very Own Animal Magazine"

  1. Roger Lodge says:

    That is hilarious.

  2. The Horns are going to win tomorrow. That’s why.

  3. MAAAC says:

    “guinea pigs: how hard CAN you squeeze them?” made me laugh until snot came out of my nose. Well Done.


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