For me, Easter has lots of traditions. Eating Ham, hunting for easter eggs, hearing my dad tell the same joke about a Vietnamese prostitute then hearing him apologize when my Mom reminds him that he’s sitting two chairs away from his sister-in-law who’s Vietnamese. Anyway, I can tell you one thing we don’t do in my family, ride bikes. People.com reports:
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson spent Easter weekend together in Miami , and this time, the on-again duo were joined by Hudson’s son, Ryder, for coffee runs and bike rides.
Alright, I write about some really un-newsworthy stuff, but I fail to see how two people riding bikes is newsworthy. Like, to me, the only way this story would be exciting is if they were riding a triple bicycle and it looked like this:
That’s right, if the entire cast of Mr. Belvedere was riding on the third seat, that would be some pretty newsworthy shit right there. Especially since I think the dude who played Mr. Belvedere is dead.
Word on the triple tandem, the best theatrical use of this kind of bike: beerfest.
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