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P. Diddy Cares About Celebrities

I’ve always said, really rich A-list celebrities have it pretty rough.  So, if you can do anything to make their lives easier, well, you’re doing God’s work. Usmagazine.com reports:

Sean “Diddy Combs plans to launch a car service for A-listers too tipsy to drive after a night out, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly,” his rep tells Us.

So, this is a car service for ONLY a-list celebrities to use when they’re drunk.  First of all, this is going to be really awkward when Daniel Baldwin tries to use it and the chauffeur is like “ooooh.  (Breaths in through his teeth) Hmmm, uh, I’m not really sure how to say this but

Secondly, and bear with me here, why is someone providing a car service for rich a-list celebrities?  These people shit money.  Are they so unbelievably f-ing retarded that they can’t dial a phone to call a cab like everybody else who makes 1/100,000,000 of their salary?  Maybe P. Diddy can partner with Charmin’s toilet paper and provide an ass wiping service.  How did P. Diddy make his fortune yet be this much of a stupid asshole?  All I can think, is that he had a surgery performed where doctors removed his brain and then filled his skull in with diarrhea.  I think that’s called a diarrhea-ectomy.  Actually, I guess that would be a procedure where they take out diarrhea.  I’m not even sure what I’m saying here I’m so fired up.  Anyway, I decided to do a prototype of what the car service should look like.

4 Responses to "P. Diddy Cares About Celebrities"

  1. John says:

    HAHAH Awesome, Since the break up with J-Lo it’s nice to see that he’s still getting some ass…


  2. Brendon says:

    Diddy is only looking out for the unfortunate rich and famous.

  3. andrew says:

    Puff Daddy is a bum. No body should buy anything of his. RIP Biggie

  4. Eliot Spizer says:

    $ 0