Everyone hates liars. And everyone hates P. Diddy. So it probably doesn’t even matter that P. Diddy is also a liar. It’s sort of like throwing up on a pile of diarrhea. But a few days ago Puffy said in his video blog that he was pissed because gas was too expensive for him to fly his private Jet. Apparently he was proposing a hypothetical scenario. Celebslam.com reports:
A thorough review of federal records shows that no plane in this country is registered to a Sean Combs or any of the trend-setter’s numerous companies, including clothier Sean John and his music company, Bad Boy Entertainment.
One private aviation source scoffed: “It’s my jet this, my jet that, he’s just pretending. I have list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he’s not on it.”
Combs’ publicist says he owns a fraction of a jet.
So he owns a fraction of a jet, but when he refers to it, he just says “his jet.” Hmmm. So, I own 14 shares of Apple Computers. I bought them in high school as part of a class project. From now on I’m going to say “Man, this economy is really affecting the computer company I own.” Then when people question me, I’ll just have them call my brother who will pretend to be my publicist and he’ll tell them “Justin owns a fraction of a computer company. Also he’s a huge homo. Tell your friends his publicist said that.”
I think P. Diddy does own, and fly around in, a private jet, and that there’s just a huge misunderstanding.