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P. Diddy Lied About Having Private Jet

Everyone hates liars. And everyone hates P. Diddy. So it probably doesn’t even matter that P. Diddy is also a liar. It’s sort of like throwing up on a pile of diarrhea. But a few days ago Puffy said in his video blog that he was pissed because gas was too expensive for him to fly his private Jet. Apparently he was proposing a hypothetical scenario. Celebslam.com reports:

A thorough review of federal records shows that no plane in this country is registered to a Sean Combs or any of the trend-setter’s numerous companies, including clothier Sean John and his music company, Bad Boy Entertainment.

One private aviation source scoffed: “It’s my jet this, my jet that, he’s just pretending. I have list of every plane with the name of the owner, and he’s not on it.”

Combs’ publicist says he owns a fraction of a jet.

So he owns a fraction of a jet, but when he refers to it, he just says “his jet.” Hmmm. So, I own 14 shares of Apple Computers. I bought them in high school as part of a class project. From now on I’m going to say “Man, this economy is really affecting the computer company I own.” Then when people question me, I’ll just have them call my brother who will pretend to be my publicist and he’ll tell them “Justin owns a fraction of a computer company. Also he’s a huge homo. Tell your friends his publicist said that.”

I think P. Diddy does own, and fly around in, a private jet, and that there’s just a huge misunderstanding.

10 Responses to "P. Diddy Lied About Having Private Jet"

  1. goose says:

    ew. throwing up on a pile of diarrhea is definitely worse than the pile alone

  2. haha i love you and want to marry you.

  3. Pratik says:

    Throwing up on a pile of diarrhea… so nasty but so genius.

  4. jdc says:

    Wow this inbred,mouthbreathing retard lied. Im shocked. Can someone resurrect the east coast west cost thing and waste this moron?

  5. Josh says:

    DIDDY-O-BAMA! DIDDY-A-FAGGOT!

  6. you couldn’t get a picture of Favre?

  7. mealstrom says:

    It’s not his first time lying like this. Back when he was on MTV cribs it was discovered a week later that the house wasn’t his – he’d rented it for the show. I think Diddy has wasted most of his money, so likes to pretend to be obscenely wealthy to keep up his ‘image’.

    God, I hate that man even more than Kanye.

  8. Working says:

    The burst of laughter from seeing that photoshop almost made me poo myself. Please put up a warning and then a link to jump to so i can avoid workplace embarrassment like that