Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children. People often wonder how that has affected Brad's sex life. Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis's diary. His penis seems, well, unhappy.
I always wondered when Brad Pitt actually gets to do "guy stuff." It's like Angelina Jolie is always dragging him around all over the world doing charity work and adopting kids.
And hanging out with that pansy George Clooney does not count.
There must be a balance. This diary (more like a litany of complaints) has to also talk about all the charitable activities Brad Pitt is doing and the money he is spending for it.
For now, I'm giving you a B+ for creative writing and your hilarious presentation. Let everybody see your creative genius describing Brad Pitt's charitable work. Then we will see if you deserve an A.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 20th, 2008 at 09:22 am
I always wondered when Brad Pitt actually gets to do "guy stuff." It's like Angelina Jolie is always dragging him around all over the world doing charity work and adopting kids.
And hanging out with that pansy George Clooney does not count.
November 20th, 2008 at 09:48 am
Absolutely genious!!!
Would love a weekly input from Brad's penis!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Billy Bobs Penis just called and said i should try fucking the couch.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:19 am
This absolutely needs to become a weekly post. Hilarious. Just hilarious.
November 21st, 2008 at 10:28 am
i would like to read what his dick said when it first entered angelina.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
There must be a balance. This diary (more like a litany of complaints) has to also talk about all the charitable activities Brad Pitt is doing and the money he is spending for it.
For now, I'm giving you a B+ for creative writing and your hilarious presentation. Let everybody see your creative genius describing Brad Pitt's charitable work. Then we will see if you deserve an A.
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