Brad and Angelina have been busy building homes, and adopting children. People often wonder how that has affected Brad’s sex life. Fortunately for us, we found a page from his penis’s diary. His penis seems, well, unhappy.
I always wondered when Brad Pitt actually gets to do “guy stuff.” It’s like Angelina Jolie is always dragging him around all over the world doing charity work and adopting kids.
And hanging out with that pansy George Clooney does not count.
There must be a balance. This diary (more like a litany of complaints) has to also talk about all the charitable activities Brad Pitt is doing and the money he is spending for it.
For now, I’m giving you a B+ for creative writing and your hilarious presentation. Let everybody see your creative genius describing Brad Pitt’s charitable work. Then we will see if you deserve an A.
I expected it to reminisce about the delights of ‘gasming inside Jennifer Aniston. Instead it said it wanted to be…stuck to his thigh? This is better than spilling your goo in Jenn’s vagoo?
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I always wondered when Brad Pitt actually gets to do “guy stuff.” It’s like Angelina Jolie is always dragging him around all over the world doing charity work and adopting kids.
And hanging out with that pansy George Clooney does not count.
Absolutely genious!!!
Would love a weekly input from Brad’s penis!
Billy Bobs Penis just called and said i should try fucking the couch.
This absolutely needs to become a weekly post. Hilarious. Just hilarious.
i would like to read what his dick said when it first entered angelina.
There must be a balance. This diary (more like a litany of complaints) has to also talk about all the charitable activities Brad Pitt is doing and the money he is spending for it.
For now, I’m giving you a B+ for creative writing and your hilarious presentation. Let everybody see your creative genius describing Brad Pitt’s charitable work. Then we will see if you deserve an A.
I expected it to reminisce about the delights of ‘gasming inside Jennifer Aniston. Instead it said it wanted to be…stuck to his thigh? This is better than spilling your goo in Jenn’s vagoo?