Farrah Abraham’s New Song ‘BLOWIN’ Makes Rebecca Black Look Like Ludwig Van Beethoven
Remember when we all thought "Friday" was the worst song ever? This is much worse. "BLOWIN" isn't nearly as catchy as "Friday," and it doesn't communicate the same hopefulness for the end of the week.
By:bgoldstein|March 18, 2014
Six Awful Celebrity Couples That Should Split Up for the Sake of Humanity
Famous couples that have made the Internet, the silver screen, television and everything else a little less bearable simply by being together. (Warning: There are three different Kardashians on this page.)
By:bgoldstein|March 17, 2014
21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute
Today is St. Patrick's Day, the Irish holiday in which we celebrate public drunkenness, public drunkenness again, and beautiful women with red hair.
By:bgoldstein|March 17, 2014
BEHOLD: The Playboy Ass-Golfing Stunt That Made Model Liz Dickson Sue for $500,000
Shouldn't a person assume some level of risk when they agree to let their ass be used as a driving range?
By:bgoldstein|March 15, 2014
So Here’s That Video of Lady Gaga Being Barfed On at SXSW
Lady Gaga is a Garbage Pail Kid come to life.
By:bgoldstein|March 14, 2014
The 30 Greatest Texas Mugshot Photos of All Time
With celebrity appearances from Johnny Cash, Johnny Football, Anna Nicole Smith, and Matthew McConaughey, who was throwing a pretty good one-man party at the time.
By:bgoldstein|March 14, 2014
Jen Selter’s Vanity Fair Photos Fall Short of Our Jen Selter Ass-Photo Standards
Jen Selter's ass needs no introduction. Arguably the most famous ass on the Internet, Jen Selter's ass has drawn over 2.6 million followers on Instagram, the vast majority of whom are thirsty dudes who frantically type out their fantasies about what they would do to Jen Selter's ass, if given the opportunity.
By:bgoldstein|March 13, 2014
For the Ladies: Seven Reasons You Should Consider Anal Sex
Try it, you'll love it. No seriously. Trust me.
By:bgoldstein|March 12, 2014
1989 Internet Headlines, If They Happened Today
It's hard to imagine now, but people in 1989 had no idea what a "cat GIF" was, and could only access pornography through magazines and videocassettes.
By:bgoldstein|March 12, 2014
A Brief History of Politicians Shamelessly Pandering to Young People
Maybe the President could have appealed to those poor, oppressed college students of America in a more serious manner than going on a talk show, but-OOOOH CAT GIF BUZZFEED LIST KATE UPTON NUDES.
By:bgoldstein|March 11, 2014
Eight Rock Bands That Became More Successful After the Deaths of Original Members
From AC/DC and Metallica to the B-52s and Sublime, we take a closer look at bands that got big after a member got dead.
By:bgoldstein|March 11, 2014
The 12 Greatest Lines From Justin Bieber’s Lawsuit Deposition
Photographer's lawyer: Isn't it true that Usher was instrumental in starting your career? Bieber: I was found on YouTube. I think that I was detrimental to my own career. [Ed. note: LMAO!]
By:bgoldstein|March 10, 2014
15 Things You Should Do Now That True Detective Is Over
1. Stare at this GIF for ten minutes, while pondering the mysteries of the universe.
By:bgoldstein|March 10, 2014
The 25 Sexiest NSFW American Apparel Ads
They make a heck of a nice t-shirt, too!
By:bgoldstein|March 8, 2014
Chelsea Handler’s Twitter F*ck-Up, And Other Racist Tweets That Failed Hard
Can we all agree that Chelsea Handler should go back to Africa?
By:bgoldstein|March 7, 2014
The 50 Craziest Florida Mugshot Photos of All Time
I have no idea what's up with Florida, you guys. Literally every day, there's at least one news story that illustrates what a pit of depravity and insanity that state is.
By:bgoldstein|March 6, 2014
Taking Upskirt Photos of Strangers Is Now Legal in Massachusetts, Apparently
"Upskirting" is the time-honored practice of pointing a camera under an unsuspecting lady's skirt and taking a photo. I'm going to assume you guys already knew that.
By:bgoldstein|March 6, 2014
23 Serious Questions Raised by the Existence of BroApp
When technology allows us more convenience and efficiency at the expense of genuine humanity, is that progress?
By:bgoldstein|March 5, 2014
The Eight Best ‘South Park’ Video Game Episodes of All Time
To honor the South Park gang’s latest achievement with The Stick of Truth, I’ve taken it upon myself to catalog and rank the show’s video game-centric episodes so you f*cking noobs will still have something to complain about on this joyous day.
By:bgoldstein|March 4, 2014
Jennette McCurdy Lingerie Photos Leaked, Pervy Sam & Cat Fans Rejoice
Jennette McCurdy is one of those women we feel weird about having a crush on, considering she was still a teenager when she became famous. (See also: McKayla Maroney.)
By:bgoldstein|March 4, 2014
