Long Distance Bus Rides: A True Test of Emotional Endurance
Maybe you're lucky. Maybe you're one of those people who can afford a plane ticket to swiftly and comfortably transport you from one location to another one far, far away. For the rest of us, those of us with tight budgets, our only options are craigslist ride-shares or the bus.
By:Jim Tews|August 1, 2011
White Dog Can Jump
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By:Noah G|August 1, 2011
25 Zombies Doing Everyday Things
Remember kids, zombies were people too.
By:Ian Fortey|August 1, 2011
Casting 7 Villains we want to see in the Next Batman Movie
This weekend new photos surfaced of Tom Hardy in full-on Bane gear from the Dark Knight Rises. With Anne Hathaway playing Catwoman and inspired choices from previous films including Cillian Murphy’s Scarecrow and Heather Ledger’s Joker, Christopher Nolan has taken superhero movies to their highest heights. But just because his time with the franchise ends here doesn’t mean Batman can’t continue a glorious reign of awesome.
By:Ian Fortey|August 1, 2011
Super Brophy Brothers
We call our accountant Humpty Hump. Anyway, Super Brophy Brothers don't have to follow our example or anything.
By:Ian Fortey|July 31, 2011
Time Trabble
Time Trabble based this on us - this is how we get all our news about our intern.
By:Ian Fortey|July 30, 2011
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By:Noah G|July 29, 2011
We Live In A World Where A Man Slashes People’s Butts in Retail Stores
Butt-centric fears used to be prison related. We all once feared breaking the law so harshly that we would be sent to prison and get our rears blasted by scary dudes. Today, those fears have been replaced with the fear of shopping at a retail store and getting your ass flesh slashed apart by a mad man with a razor blade. So, yeah. We live in a world where you can get your ass slashed apart while shopping. I don’t think I want to live in this world anymore. I like my ass. I don’t want it diced.
By:Luis Prada|July 29, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: White Supremacist Gets Hitched!
There will be love. Curtis Allgier, a renown white supremacist serving time in jail for murdering a prison guard, is getting married August 8th - to Erika Herrera. Yes, Herrera -- half Hawaiian, half Hispanic - in love with a White Supremacist. But that's okay, love is blind - He'll find out why she used to just be called Erik soon enough.
By:Noah G|July 29, 2011
Al Davis is a Goblin
Al Davis runs the Oakland Raiders from an enchanted cave in a dark forest. Just sayin'.
By:Ian Fortey|July 29, 2011
Thundercats! Almost.
It's been rumored for over a year now that a Thundercats CGI movie was in the making, and it was. Unfortunately, the finished product will most likely never see the light of day. Now that we've seen a leaked clip from it, it's kind of understandable. The Thundercats will just have to remain 2D forever in our memories.
By:Jim Tews|July 29, 2011
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By:Noah G|July 29, 2011
25 Solar Powered Gadgets That May or May Not Improve Your Life
Solar power is the wave of the future in terms of stuff you can power by tossing it on your lawn. And gone are the days of only having solar powered AM/FM visors, now you can get all manner of crap. Some of it's even cool. Some of it.
By:Ian Fortey|July 29, 2011
Church Camp Sound Lame? How About Atheist Camp!
No matter how into Jesus you are at age thirteen, you're probably way more into things like the opposite sex and having a great summer. So going to sleep away camp sounds like a dream come true. But if it's Church camp, Jesus is going to cockblock the shit out of you and you'll go home feeling guilty about everything. You know what would be awesome? A camp where religion didn't get in the way of you hitting third base with the girl from tent five. An Atheist camp, perhaps? Sounds good! Finally a place where the only thing that cools your hormones is a dip in the lake. But, oh wait, Atheist camp has rules too. Or does it? Or do they matter? I can't tell...
By:Jim Tews|July 29, 2011
StarCraft Sketch Comedy?
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By:Noah G|July 28, 2011
Why I’m Qualified To Be An Intern For The Wu-Tang Clan
Dear Wu-Tang Clan, I recently became aware that you are searching for a new office intern. In my own humble opinion, I feel I am the most qualified candidate for the job. I embody every single item on your “What we are looking for” list of desirable qualities you want in a potential intern. I not only possess the excellent written communication skills that you so desire, but I believe my communication skills to be my most defining feature. I am deeply interested in the music/entertainment industry, as well. I own at least 20 musical albums – seven of which are not Weird Al albums and/or Now That’s What I Call Music CDs from the late 90s/early aughts. I have a Facebook page that I check regularly, which meets your social networking qualification. I am very well organized, and I also meet a deadline. I am also an excellent wrangler of bitches. I can wrangle any number of bitches for your post-show needs. I will gather all of the bitches you guys need so all of you rap niggas can get all up in their guts. French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe. Even caramel sundaes is getting’ touched, and it’s exactly what I’ll be scooping to in your ice cream truck. And why would I do it? Why would I work so hard to wrangle bitches for you? Because Wu tears it up.
By:Luis Prada|July 28, 2011
15 Things Crystal Harris is Less Disgusted by Than Hugh Hefner
Crystal Harris, one-time fiancee of Hugh Hefner, has gone public with her disgust for Hef, their 2 second sex life and how she never had to endure seeing his naked body, presumably opting instead to turn out the lights, scrunch up her eyes and immerse her head in a bag rather than be assaulted by the visage of his shar pei-like physique. Hef denied everything but what's more plausible, that he's an 80 year old stud or he disgusted a 20 year old girl? Anyway, here's 15 things Crystal Harris finds less offputting than Hugh Hefner.
By:Ian Fortey|July 28, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: Trebek vs Burglar
Alex Trebek is a Boss. Why of course he is, many of us might think. But chasing a Burglar out of a hotel at 2:30 in the morning really gives your bossness some street cred. Unfortunately, Trebek snapped his Achilles Tendon in the process which isn't good, but sources claim he's doing just fine. You're My Hero, Trebek.
By:Noah G|July 28, 2011
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