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Ellen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies

Ellen DeGeneres's star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast literally broke the Internet, and inspired some truly hilarious (and terrifying) photoshops. Here are a dozen of our favorites.

By:|March 3, 2014


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‘Attractive Convict’ Meme-Girl Meagan Simmons Sues InstantCheckmate.com for Invasion of Privacy

Does Meagan have a case here, or does your face become public domain after you become a meme?

By:|February 28, 2014


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Eight Utterly Frustrating Video Games That You Could Never Beat

Battletoads is the antichrist of games. It is the Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate of games. If anyone ever told you they beat it alone without the use of a Game Genie, THEY LIED TO YOUR FACE.

By:|February 28, 2014


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Photo Gallery: 22 Disturbingly Sexy Clowns

Clowns don't have to be utterly terrifying. Here are 22 photos of sexy clowns who we'd be happy to find hiding under our beds.

By:|February 27, 2014


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25 Honest Thoughts a Guy Had on Tinder

23. Take the sun glasses and ski mask off. TELL ME WHO YOU ARE.

By:|February 26, 2014


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The Taco Bell Waffle Taco And Five More Fast Food Innovations That Nobody Asked For

Stuff it down your rotten throats, you disgusting waste of space. It's cheap, it's fast, and what else are you going to eat in the morning, oatmeal? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oatmeal! Right!

By:|February 26, 2014


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The Nine Greatest Cartoon PSAs of the ’80s

Classic Reagan-era hysteria about drugs and sexual-predators, presented in a way that would give children nightmares. Let's take a fond look back at our favorites...

By:|February 25, 2014


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The Ultimate Piers Morgan Douchebag Highlight Reel [VIDEOS]

What better way to bid a famous douchebag adieu than by compiling a definitive highlight reel of his greatest failures?

By:|February 24, 2014


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23 Photos/GIFs of Lili Simmons, True Detective‘s Super-Hot Home-Wrecker

As soon as Beth uttered those nine magic words, we knew that Marty's marriage was doomed.

By:|February 24, 2014


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Six Movie Remakes That Are Better Than the Originals

The Departed and The Thing? Absolutely. RoboCop? Hell no.

By:|February 21, 2014


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27 Photos of Hattie Watson, Tattooed Hipster Goddess

Is it weird to say that Hattie looks like a young and super-hot version of Sissy Spacek? That's weird, isn't it. Sorry.

By:|February 20, 2014


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8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat

We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

By:|February 19, 2014


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7 Black Actors Who Are Not Samuel L. Jackson

Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.

By:|February 18, 2014


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17 SFW Photos of Brett Rossi, Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Porn Star Fiancé

It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you've got your work cut out for you.

By:|February 17, 2014


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26 Photos of Nina Agdal, 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover-Girl

Nina has modeled for Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood, used to date Adam Levine, and last year she did one of those sexy burger ads for Carl's Jr.

By:|February 14, 2014


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Sinkhole at National Corvette Museum Swallows Up Eight Vintage Cars [VIDEOS/PHOTOS]

Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.

By:|February 13, 2014


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10 Hilarious Vladimir Putin Reaction GIFs for All Occasions

The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia's badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.

By:|February 12, 2014


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Guess Which of These 7 Toy Based Films are Real

The Lego Movie is surprisingly awesome and that bodes poorly for all of us as movie lovers. When one movie does well, Hollywood will spend the next 5 years trying to reproduce it as crappily as it possibly can which is why Vampire Academy also came out this weekend as a nod to any braindead victim of Twilight that still had enough change in their couch to buy a ticket to see a film on Friday.

By:|February 11, 2014


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The 10 Funniest Ashley Wagner Angry Face Memes

Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

By:|February 10, 2014


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10 Better Titles for Farrah Abraham’s Newest Sex Tape

The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.

By:|February 7, 2014


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