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Holy Taco’s Midnight GIFs

GIF? GIF!

By:|September 1, 2011


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Speechless…

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By:|August 31, 2011


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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Bucky Larson’s Food for the Mood

Yes, people in our office hang out with Bucky Larson and Fruity Pebbles

By:|August 31, 2011


Sinead O'Conner

An Open Letter To Sinead O’Connor On Why She Should Have Sex With Holy Taco

Dear Sinead, We read your recent blog post titled "IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?” We’re sorry we didn’t read it sooner, but our RSS reader was backed up with blog posts by the lead singer of The Spin Doctors and the girl from The Cranberries. In that blog post you mentioned how desperate you are for some form of sexual contact, even going as far as to mention how sexually appealing inanimate objects are looking to you right now. Sinead, there’s no need to say things like “I tell you yams are looking like the winners” – not with your friends here at Holy Taco, who are ready, willing, and able to deliver unto you copious amounts of sexual pleasure, and we’ll do it with a yam-like ferocity, without the discomfort of the rough, callus yam exterior that has been known to cause genital irritation and a little known yam-centric STD called Candied Yamgina, aka Oompa Loompuss.

By:|August 31, 2011


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Julianne Hough’s Leaked Cell Phone Pics Are Incredibly Boring!

The Hollywood Leaks group, a bunch of people hell-bent on revealing the private lives of celebrities, has achieved their most boring find so far! Pictures of Dancing With The Stars contestant and Ryan Seacrest beard Julianne Hough. Nobody really cares about seeing anything except complete nudity and or sex acts when it comes to leaked twitter photos. And they certainly don't give a crap about the photos if they don't give a crap about the people in them. In fact, I'm willing to bet that most people, after reading about half of this article (ok, a third) opened up a new tab so that they could google "Julianne Hough". Great work, Hollywood Leaks! You risked federal criminal charges and expensive lawsuits to expose boring pictures of a boring person. Since you're on such a roll, why don't you try and get us a few photos of these folks:

By:|August 31, 2011


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You Just Got Comic’ed!

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By:|August 31, 2011


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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you've never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald's isn't telling you much, but it's also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are people out there who could learn some lessons from that.

By:|August 31, 2011


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5 Other Things for Which Daryl Hannah Should Have Been Arrested

You may have heard that Daryl Hannah was arrested at the White House yesterday. Surprisingly it wasn’t the FBI catching up with her for making Splash, it was because she was part of a protest against a proposed pipeline that would bisect the entire country. After refusing an officer who requested that she move, Hannah was detained and forced to pay a catastrophic $100 fine, which is literally half of the money she made for appearing in Grumpier Old Men. Now she’s back on the street to menace polite society again but we at Holy taco have a bone to pick with law enforcement here because there are a hell of a lot more reasons to arrest Daryl Hannah. Let’s start with another Splash joke.

By:|August 31, 2011


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Bubble Girl Fails

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By:|August 30, 2011


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Come Aboard The Vampire Cruise Setting Sail Next June!

Are you a pasty wannabe vampire looking for some R&R? Do you enjoy washing down a meal of B- blood with a chilly daiquiri? Do you often pretend that the sun scorches your flesh every time you exit a building? If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then you’re in luck, as next year cruise ship giant Holland America will host a week-long vampire convention cruise, which sets sail from Vancouver, B.C., and makes stops at all places dark and bleak! Yes, you and your fellow children of the night will see such majestic sites Juneau and Glacier Bay, along with some place called Skagway and some made up place called Ketchikan!

By:|August 30, 2011


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What To Do When The Power Goes Out

Without electricity, your precious Xbox will not turn on, your iPod will eventually run out of power, and Netflix streaming won't be an option. Those of you who may have lost power thanks to Hurricane Irene know the importance of having the proper amenities as well as plenty of options for power-free entertainment. There's a lot more to do sans electricity than you might think. I mean, the Amish do it all the time, and they don't look bored or constantly sad. You could get yourself some marbles or do laps around your dining room with a hoop and stick. If you choose those activities, you'd better hope the power comes back on within a day, otherwise you will probably harm yourself out of boredom. I'm speaking from specific personal experience here, but the following is a list of things you can do when the power goes out.

By:|August 30, 2011


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Holytaco Buzz: Matthew Fox Punch Out

Being famous is tough, which is probably why Lost star Matthew Fox punched out a female party bus driver in Cleveland over the weekend.  Apparently he just wanted a ride to his hotel, but the driver said he wasn't allowed, which led him to punch her in the chest and stomach before she punched him right back. Don't worry, Matt, we'll expose her ties to the Dharma Initiative soon enough.

By:|August 30, 2011


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Not Worried About Robots Anymore

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By:|August 30, 2011


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25 Older Body Builders Who Could Probably Beat Us Senseless

Just because you need a Rascal scooter to get around doesn't mean you have to stop bench pressing small, German automobiles. Probably.

By:|August 30, 2011


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5 Types of Weirdos You’ll Meet at Burning Man

Burning Man is a solid week of intense confusion in the Nevada desert. It is at once awesome and bizarre and not for people who do not feel comfortable seeing other humans dressed in leather breathing fire at someone else dressed in chainmail. Not as part of a show, just because that’s what those people do. They’re probably in love.   If you’re going to Burning Man, you can expect to meet some colorful characters, which is a very polite way of saying nutters. Sure, some of them are normal but do you want to risk it? Best to check out this handy guide to the weirdos you’ll run into in the desert so you can see them coming and either run away or prepare to seduce them as your whims dictate.

By:|August 30, 2011


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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day (part 2) – Proving Ground

Nick Newell: 2011 CagePotato.com 'Proving Ground' Winner - Watch more free videos Our friends over at Cagepotato sent this our way and we felt like sharing it with you because hells yeah!

By:|August 29, 2011


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Trainkouring

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By:|August 29, 2011


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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – National Guard Flood Response

This was probably not the correct way to navigate streets flooded by Hurricane Irene

By:|August 29, 2011


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CNN.com’s “5 questions to ask before having penis surgery” Sure is a Great Excuse To Make a Lot of Dick Jokes

I don’t have to explain the thin premise of this article to you, do I? Ugh, fine. Here goes: CNN.com posted an article last week with a title makes idiots giggle (read: us). The title is “5 questions to ask before having penis surgery.” To be fair, the title could have been “X XXXX Penis XXX XXX” and we still would have found it hilarious. So, without further ado, here’s some words I typed that make fun of that article.

By:|August 29, 2011


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Who In The Holy Taco Is “Tyler The Creator”?

Don't be silly, old man. Tyler the Creator is the young and hilariously brazen front man for the alternative hip-hop group known by most as "Odd Future". He just won "Best New Artist" at the MTV VMA's, so you're probably going to hear his name a lot for the next seven minutes. We don't want you to look stupid, so we're providing you with some basic info and a few videos. Now you won't feel stupid when you're talking to your kids, or that girl that works at Starbuck's who's way too young for you.

By:|August 29, 2011


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