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Your Toe Shoes Are Making Me Uncomfortable

I appreciate the fact that you're trying to be fashion-forward, and you're being open minded about the type of footwear you choose, but those toe shoe things you've been wearing are weirding me the hell out. Yes, I realize, the type of footwear you choose is really none of my business, and that's why I said nothing when you wore Crocs for an entire year straight. But, it's getting to be a bit much. Every time I look happen to look down, I see what looks like a human foot wrapped in car tire poking out from the hem of your pants and I can be silent about it no longer.

By:Jim Tews|June 22, 2011

Holytaco Buzz: The 16 Year Old Bride

In case you weren't on the internet yesterday, 16 year old Courtney Stodden married 51 year old actor Doug Hutchinson under the consent of Courtney's mother.  Stodden is a Country Singer, and Doug Hutchinson you all probably know as the creepy guy in, well, every movie or show he's been in. And in other news, Gay Marriage is still illegal.

By:Noah G|June 22, 2011

25 Awesome Pics of He Man and the Masters of the Universe Cosplay

There's a Smurfs movie coming out this summer, adding to the pile of childhood memories tarnished by Hollywood's uncaring hand. But remember, that trend started way back when they first made He Man into a terrible film starring Dolph Lundgren. So yeah, He Man is awesome. So are these costumes. If you have a liberal definition of awesome.

By:Ian Fortey|June 22, 2011

6 Decisions That Ruined Movie Remakes

It’s almost a given that remakes suck. Makes you wonder why people keep doing them if no one actually likes them. But then someone says they make a ton of money and take less effort than original stuff and it makes sense. Still, there has to be a reason why remakes suck beyond the fact that it’s a remake. And there is a reason. Often, one very crucial fault that destroyed the whole film. Let’s take a look at some stinkers.

By:Ian Fortey|June 22, 2011

Holy Taco’s Midnight GIFs

Even a man who is pure of heart, and says his prayers by night, may become a GIF when the wolfbane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright.

By:Ian Fortey|June 22, 2011

Bambi’s Day Out

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By:Noah G|June 21, 2011

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Chimp Plays Far Cry 2

Need some evidence that apes are getting smarter before the release of Rise of the Planet of the Apes? How about a chimpanzee cyber-killing the hell out of people in Far Cry 2? Let's be honest though, playing video games with a chimp would be kinda cool.

By:Ian Fortey|June 21, 2011

FDA’s New Graphic Cigarette Warning Labels

The FDA released the new and intense warning labels that are going to be slapped on to cigarette packs to deter smokers from doing the thing they already know will kill them.

By:Luis Prada|June 21, 2011

Fun Facts About The Summer Solstice

Today is what's known in the northern hemisphere as the Summer Solstice. It's the longest day of the year and it signifies the start of summer. In the southern hemisphere, it's the opposite. But I don't know anyone living below the equator, which means I don't care. If you happen to be reading this from below the equator, skip this article and go watch your toilet water descend in a counter-clockwise direction and enjoy winter.

By:Jim Tews|June 21, 2011

The Cutting Edge Of News

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By:Noah G|June 21, 2011

Holytaco Buzz: Ebert Tweets Ryan Dunn

With the tragic death of Jackass star Ryan Dunn, the internet has gone ablaze with sympathy for the other 'Jackass' members.  But not for Film Critic Roger Ebert, who tweeted the statement above. After much deserved backlash, Ebert stated his tweet might have been a little too soon.  Then again, I'd be bitter and post insensitive tweets if  the internet was outsourcing my career to people who can decide what movies are good on their own. Your days are numbered, Ebert!

By:Noah G|June 21, 2011

25 Homemade Jabba the Hutts

Everyone loves Jabba the Hutt, he' the most worm-like of all Star Wars characters. Plus he has a "the" in his name. Anyway, here's what happens when you try to make him at home.

By:Ian Fortey|June 21, 2011

5 Actors Fired for Hilariously Sad Reasons

No one likes getting fired, it's a bit of a kick in the teeth. However, if someone else gets fired, well then that's some juicy gossip stuff right there. And if a celebrity gets fired, then it's just funny. Really. Don't feel bad, these people make a lot of money. They'll be just fine.

By:Ian Fortey|June 21, 2011

Holy Taco’s Midnight GIFs

Are you there GIF? It's me, Holy Taco.

By:Ian Fortey|June 21, 2011

Dog Wins Internet

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By:Noah G|June 20, 2011

Zombie Babies, Fox News, and Happy Drops!: Holy Taco’s Interview with John DeVore

Internet comedy caught on big the past few years, but being funny on the internet is something that’s been around since the beginning. We have no evidence to back this up, but we’re willing to bet there were some Department of Defense officials tinkering with ARPANET (the precursor to the internet you’re using now), sending funny top 10 lists and song parodies back and forth to each other. If this did indeed occur, it probably happened during the tail end of the Cold War, and it probably led to more on-the-brink-of-nuclear-war scenarios than any strategic movement of battleships and artillery. While you were out reading comedy in magazines and in books, the subject of today’s interview is one of the people who was busy building the foundation for all of the internet comedy that exists today. He’s John DeVore, and you may not know him by name, but you may be familiar with his work. John’s writing credits include… The New York Sun, The New York Times, Time Out New York, The New York Press, Men’s Journal, Cracked Magazine, Sound and Vision Magazine, Cosmopolitan Magazine and Public Radio International. Online, I have written for Playboy.com, Maxim.com, Maxim Magazine, Comedycentral.com’s Indecision Forever, WEtv.com, The Fix.com, Esquire.com, Nymag.com, CNN.com, AOL.com, Cracked.com, Stuffmagazine.com, TheBlackTable.com, Will.I.Am’s Dipdive.com, and the “I Can Haz Cheezburger” blog network. In addition to all of that madness, John was one of the original launch editors for Jokes.com, which was eventually sold to Comedy Central. While working for Comedy Central, John was the lead writer for the websites of such shows as South Park, The Daily Show, and Reno 911. Today, John can be found writing his hilarious weekly column “Mind of Man” over at TheFrisky.com. You can also follow him on Twitter at @JohnDeVore.

By:Luis Prada|June 20, 2011

Introducing Holy Taco Premium Plus!

Console video games have recently begun to employ the usage of a terrible, slimy, money-grabbing tactic known as DLC. DLC stands for Downloadable Content. You pay 60 bucks for your game, and then you have to pay $10 or more for new missions or a new weapon or a snazzy new fake outfit for the fake person you play as. It’s all a big con to get you to fork over money for content that should have been on the original $60 disc in the first place and very well could have been since most, if not all, of that content was created alongside everything else on that $60 disc. It’s sleazy, pathetic, and greedy. Anyone that does it should be ashamed of themselves for being a living example of Capitalism gone awry. With that, we’d like to introduce all of you to Holy Taco Premium Plus, a new service that allows all of our most die-hard fans prove their worth by giving us their money in exchange for exclusive content that you can’t get anywhere else unless you pay us for it. First off, we hear you; we know you don’t want to have to pay to read our content. But you will have to pay to look at the Holy Taco logo. So, if you feel like being filled with disinterest when you look at a picture of an angry taco wielding what appears to be a lightning bolt, that’s $10.

By:Luis Prada|June 20, 2011

Do Not Upset This Panda

By:Jim Tews|June 20, 2011

Can We Please Stop Frying Things?

My recent outrage at the simple act of cooking things in hot animal fat is probably misdirected, but that's neither here nor there, and you need to stop judging. The fact of the matter is, we're getting a little bit carried away and we, as a collective group of rational thinking, normal people need to stop frying everything that's already edible.

By:Jim Tews|June 20, 2011

Holytaco Buzz: Green Lantern Flops

A  year ago, most of us assumed the green lantern was literally a green colored lantern.  Then we realized it was actually a super hero played by Ryan Reynolds.  That movie came out this weekend, and apparently flopped in the Box Office because it was #1 and only made 50 million.  I guess that rules out the much anticipated Green Arrow movie none of us have heard of either.  Oh well.

By:Noah G|June 20, 2011