The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.
By:bgoldstein|February 7, 2014
At this point, Sochi's primary export is bad publicity. Here's everything that's gone wrong so far.
By:bgoldstein|February 6, 2014
Update: DMX to Fight George Zimmerman in Celebrity Boxing Match; Rapper Vows to Urinate ‘Right in His Muthaf*ckin’ Face’
"I am going to beat the living f**k out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."
By:bgoldstein|February 5, 2014
It'll be the first SI Swimsuit Issue appearance for Ratajkowski ("the j is silent"), who blasted into public consciousness last year thanks to her delightfully topless appearance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video.
By:bgoldstein|February 4, 2014
Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.
By:bgoldstein|February 3, 2014
Behold: The most punchable face in the universe.
By:bgoldstein|January 31, 2014
Grade-school "education" is pointless filler designed to create good capitalist drones while allowing teachers enough down-time to play Candy Crush. Here's what our children should be learning.
By:bgoldstein|January 30, 2014
If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?
By:bgoldstein|January 29, 2014
It's you and me on our way up to the 13th floor and the elevator craps out. We're trapped. Is help coming? Maybe. Maybe we'll die here together. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. What exactly can you do with me on an elevator we may never get off of? Behold!
By:Ian Fortey|January 6, 2014
Hi everyone, I'm not dead! Rejoice! fact is, I do most of my work these days over at Break.com
By:Ian Fortey|December 30, 2013
I was robbed at a Wal Mart yesterday so I'm taking today off. Here's a people of Wal Mart video. Screw you, guy who owns my phone now.
By:Ian Fortey|December 19, 2013
Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat and I have no pennies for that old man’s hat. Why? Because I’ve been buying overpriced shit like fashion turtles and Marxist philosophy textbooks for people on my Christmas list
By:Ian Fortey|December 17, 2013
I think I missed even writing this feature last week, probably due to drunkenness or prison, but I’ll thank you not to meddle in my affairs. I trust all the films from last week sucked, however.
By:Ian Fortey|December 13, 2013
It’s cold here. Too cold. Frigid as a nun with a hormone imbalance. I don’t like it.
By:Ian Fortey|December 12, 2013
Dear Wendy’s, I want to start by letting you know I understand. I do. You’re a massive franchise fast food restaurant that operates in a system where you employ hundreds of thousands of people for minimum wage, meaning you’re getting only the people willing to be degraded and berated by low brow members of the [...]
By:Ian Fortey|December 10, 2013
This weekend I bought a new router after realizing I’d been using the same router since about 2005 and it was only capable of top speeds somewhere around half of what my modem should be kicking out. Basically I was putting premium fuel in old timey bicycle that had a lawn motor engine strapped to it. It was ridiculous.
By:Ian Fortey|December 9, 2013
Send your love to others the way the Kardashians do, with an idiotic card!
By:Ian Fortey|December 5, 2013
The Catholic Church is enjoying an unprecedented time in its history thanks to one man – Pope Francis. Unlike the last two Popes, Pope Francis actually seems like a guy who wants to use his influence to make the world a better place. It’s ironic and sad to say this, but he seems like a genuinely good man. Why is that surprising? Because I can’t think of another genuinely good man in any position of power anywhere on earth.
By:Ian Fortey|December 4, 2013
It was the spin after the toilet that sold me on this video.
By:Ian Fortey|December 4, 2013
Now is the time for malls, outlet stores and shitty, shitty radio stations to assault your ears with seasonal vitriol. According to science, a man can only listen to a cover of Santa Baby three times before a large portion of the brain turns to mush. That song sucks that badly.
By:Ian Fortey|December 3, 2013
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