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By:Noah G|January 10, 2011

Billboard’s Top 10 Singles: A Holy Taco Rundown

Billboard is you number one source for finding out what flavor of musical pablum people are choking down, aside from the Grammy's. Rather than try to devise our own list of generic radio-friendly beats, we let Billboard do the work for us so we could mix up a delicious Holy Taco rundown and break down these musical mishaps for you.

By:Ian Fortey|January 10, 2011

MILF Monday: Ali Landry

Where You've Seen Her: Ali Landry is world renown for her 1998 Doritos Commercial which apparently launched her career into such feats as marrying Mario Lopez and co-creating the hit film Bella.  She's also ridiculously hot. MILF Status: Ali has a daughter named Estela with husband Alejandro Monteverde.  Unfortunately the child is not half A.C.

By:Noah G|January 10, 2011

25 Pics of Keith Richards Looking Like Grim Death

Keith Richards is reprising his role as Jack Sparrow's dad in the next Pirates of the Caribbean film. Also, there is no such thing as a decent photograph of this man. There really isn't. Enjoy a bevy of pics of him mere inches from giving the reaper the creeps.

By:Ian Fortey|January 9, 2011

Sunday Comics

Is it Sunday already? It is! Time for more Sunday comics!

By:Ian Fortey|January 9, 2011

Zoology

Happy Sunday, enjoy some insight into winter from Zoology

By:Ian Fortey|January 9, 2011

25 People Peeing in Public

Sometimes nature calls at inopportune moments; that's how fancy people who eat with cutlery and off of plates say that sometimes you need to piss in public. Of course, sometimes you don't.

By:Ian Fortey|January 8, 2011

Buni

Buni isn't quite done celebrating the new year yet.

By:Ian Fortey|January 8, 2011

Fun…In The ‘Burbs

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By:Noah G|January 7, 2011

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Hillbilly Attacks News Cameraman With A Stick - Watch more Funny Videos When hillbilly's attack!

By:Ian Fortey|January 7, 2011

What’s The Thing Between This Guy’s Legs?

Meet Paul Mason. Paul used to be the world’s fattest man. He’s not anymore, but he’s still fat enough for me to look at this photo and think, “Where’s Paul in this picture? I only see a large beanbag chair sitting on top of a bigger chair. This isn’t a picture of Paul. This is just chairs.” Paul is suing Britain’s National Health Service for sending him to a dietitian and not an eating disorder specialist; thus, he believes, the NHS is directly responsible for his continued outwardly expanding growth. In other words, he is suing the NHS for making people like me think pictures of him are actually just pictures of chairs that have been stacked upon one-another.

By:Luis Prada|January 7, 2011

A New and Improved Olsen!

Remember the Olsen twins? Remember how every creepy nerd and Bob Saget waited patiently for them to turn eighteen? Websites had countdown clocks and Dave Coulier was crossing the days off of his calendar while John Stamos combed his hair to kill time. Lonely, grown men everywhere waited patiently. They were waiting until the twins turned eighteen because, in their minds, it would make their weird perverted fantasies less weird, because now those fantasies didn’t involve minors

By:Jim Tews|January 7, 2011

So I Guess We’re Roomies Now

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By:Noah G|January 7, 2011

25 Parkour Pics

Parkour is a French thing that involves getting from one place to another and traversing obstacles as quickly and efficiently as possible, even if that means Spidermanning your way across buildings and such. Do you need to do all those backflips and handstands? Probably not. But oh well, it looks flashier that way.

By:Ian Fortey|January 7, 2011

The Inner Monologue of Axl Rose at an Arby’s

Mmm, Arby-Q. That looks good. What is that, some kind of sauce? Is it like barbecue sauce? Arby-Q, barbecue…oh, I get it. It’s like a barbecue sandwich. Only, because I’m at Arby’s, it’s called an Arby-Q. That’s clever. I could put that in a song. Oh, look at that, their French Fries are curly. That’s a treat. Not enough people have fun with food. I can’t believe I’ve never been here before, this place is delightful. Oh, look, there’s a dollar menu, that’s a good value. People really come down hard on fast food sometimes, but if you’re in a hurry and tight on cash, it’s really a good deal sometimes. Maybe I’ll get a milkshake off of that menu, I haven’t had any diary today.

By:Ian Fortey|January 7, 2011

Lisa Marie Scott Pictures

Where You've Seen Her: Lisa Marie Scott is one of the most underrated model/actresses out there.  She got her first big break posing in Playboy back in the mid 90s and since then has been in FHM and Vanity Fair, as well as starring in Married With Children several times.  I think the real feat here is being cast aside Al Bundy. Pointless Quote: "Being Psychic has always seemed appealing to me."

By:Noah G|January 7, 2011

ZNN Headline News

By:Ian Fortey|January 6, 2011

Hands Have Never Tasted Better

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By:Noah G|January 6, 2011

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Michael Vick: Mans Best Friend - Watch more Funny Videos Michael Vick's heart has grown three sizes or so. He's America's sweetheart again!

By:Ian Fortey|January 6, 2011

Things You Can Do With The Electronic Snuggie: An Owner’s Guide

It’s been long said that the Snuggie is a completely useless product purchased mainly by idiots that are bothered by the brisk drafts that billow in through the cracks beneath their outhouse doors as they watch marathons of The Cake Boss. But it’s also been long said that such uselessness could be remedied if the makers of the Snuggie sold an upgraded version that included an electronic heater. Finally, it has happened. The Snuggie is now, officially, useful. The makers of the Snuggie (Snuggie Corp., L.L.C.?) have released their long-awaited heated Snuggie, finally proving that their full body blanket intended to warm you up on cold nights failed in performing its most basic function. If this fails, don’t worry, Snuggie fans. We hear Snuggie Corp is already working on a spontaneously combustible Snuggie that, with the push of a button, will rid your body of coldness by fully engulfing you in flames; thus cutting out the middle man of having to fall asleep on your sofa and unconsciously using your lit cigarette start the fire for you. Contrary to what you may believe about the electronic Snuggie, all of its uses are not very well known. Sure, you can wrap yourself in it when you feel a mild chill, but there are plenty of other creative ways to use this spectacular technologically advanced device.

By:Luis Prada|January 6, 2011