How to Fail an SNL Monologue
Saturday Night Live has been on TV since pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock and observed topical humor about Pocahontas and beavers before screaming “live from New Amsterdam it’s Saturday Night” at about 6 PM to a handful of Puritans who didn’t much care for the aggressive nature of that proclamation.
By:Ian Fortey|November 8, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Farming
Holy shit, chickens are made entirely of chicken.
By:Ian Fortey|November 8, 2012
5 Most Hated Moustaches in the World
It’s November and that means it’s also Movember by nothing but sheer coincidence. Not sure what Movember is? Well then you weren’t reading HT last year or the year before. But whatever – it’s about dudes growing moustaches to raise awareness for your nuts.
By:Ian Fortey|November 7, 2012
The Morning Jolt: The Elegant Ladies of Melbourne
She's a charmer, she is.
By:Ian Fortey|November 7, 2012
5 Ideas for the Next World of Warcraft Expansion
Warcraft, the Mists of Pandaria, has been live for just over a month, and that means it’s as new and cool as Frogger. More or less. It’s time to look forward now and delve into the future of the internet’s oldest and most vaunted MMO. What can the lizard development team do next to keep players interested?
By:Ian Fortey|November 6, 2012
Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E4)
After last week’s journey to meet the Governor, this week we’re back at the prisoner with a dead deer and two hungry zombies as someone shuffles around the prison yard leaving zombie treats because zombies go for carrion like ET going after Reese’s Pieces, apparently. Who’s this grisly deer hunter anyway and is anyone going to be squealing like a pig? I have no idea, the intro was very short. But whoever it is has great aim because they plunked two zombies right in the melon with a rock. Good shot.
By:Ian Fortey|November 5, 2012
Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 2nd
This week looks not too shay at the old box office after last week’s paltry effort. Did anyone at all go see Silent Hill Revelations? Of course not. Why would you? It’s a movie you watch on Netflix on a Wednesday morning when you’re hung over. So that’s something to look forward to. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s some new stuff for ya. Yay!
By:Ian Fortey|November 2, 2012
The Morning Jolt: GTA Cops
This should have stopped being funny after a few seconds, but I laughed the whole time.
By:Ian Fortey|November 2, 2012
It Came from the WalMart $5 Bin: Scary or Die
Look at the art on the box for this DVD, how could you not buy it? It features an evil clown. I couldn’t resist, despite not knowing anything else about the film. I refused to even read the back. Shut up and take my $5.
By:Ian Fortey|November 1, 2012
8 Simple Two-Step Last Minute Costumes
In a bind for Halloween? Need a costume but have no time or materials to make your own? Here are some unique and simple costumes that will make you a stand out and only require two simple ingredients to put together! Man, Holy Taco, you so helpful!
By:Ian Fortey|October 31, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Dungeons and Dragons and Bitches
Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches from Peter Atencio on Vimeo. Where the club at?
By:Ian Fortey|October 31, 2012
How to Get Rid of Acne
Say, are you riddled with zits? Do people try to hang their keys on your forehead? Ha ha, that’s preposterous. Anyway, follow these steps to clear skin and easy living. And let’s say hassle-free sex, that’ll probably happen.
By:Ian Fortey|October 30, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Office Prank
We used to play this joke in the office all the time.
By:Ian Fortey|October 30, 2012
Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E3)
After a preview letting us known that Daryl had a bigger hillbilly brother back in season one, who has one less hand thanks to Rick, the show starts with a helicopter crash. How and why is anyone in a helicopter in the zombie apocalypse? Shut up, that’s how.
By:Ian Fortey|October 29, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Dumbass Fight Club
I like that they apparently wind up and take a few steps into each punch, as is the normal way to punch.
By:Ian Fortey|October 29, 2012
Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Oct 26
Paranormal Activity 4 was the top movie at the box office last week but remember, George Bush was elected twice so there’s no accounting for the unexplainable. I’m not criticizing you for liking those movies, I’m just saying those movies are terrible and you like terrible movies. It’s science. I didn’t make them bad.
By:Ian Fortey|October 26, 2012
5 (plus 1) More Big Announcements from Donald Trump
As you know, we’re close friends with Donald Trump which is why I so freely and openly call him a shithead and other such colorful phrases on twitter all the time. ALL THE TIME. Because we can kid like that.
By:Ian Fortey|October 25, 2012
The Morning Jolt: ThanksKilling
Here's the trailer for ThanksKilling 3. Did you see ThanksKilling 2? No, you didn't, because part 3 was so big they literally skipped part 2. That's not even a joke, they really skipped part 2.
By:Ian Fortey|October 25, 2012
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