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The Morning Jolt: Ask Propecia

Crack, it's the answer to everything.

By:|November 13, 2012


Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E5)

Last week sure was intense wasn’t it? Can they keep up the intensity this week and, if so, does that mean another shitty cast member has to die? Oh man, I don’t know yet!

By:|November 12, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Car Bows

No one likes you, rich people.

By:|November 12, 2012


Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 9th

Last week Wreck-it Ralph wrecked the box office and I actually saw it. Yes, I went to see a children’s movie, I am enlightened. But it had John C Reilly and Sarah Silverman so I assumed it would be good, and it wasn’t bad actually. I’m pleased with my choice even though I bought nachos and they were stale as shit.

By:|November 9, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Farts in Italian

I will laugh at every fart, every time.

By:|November 9, 2012


How to Fail an SNL Monologue

Saturday Night Live has been on TV since pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock and observed topical humor about Pocahontas and beavers before screaming “live from New Amsterdam it’s Saturday Night” at about 6 PM to a handful of Puritans who didn’t much care for the aggressive nature of that proclamation.

By:|November 8, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Farming

Holy shit, chickens are made entirely of chicken.

By:|November 8, 2012


5 Most Hated Moustaches in the World

It’s November and that means it’s also Movember by nothing but sheer coincidence. Not sure what Movember is? Well then you weren’t reading HT last year or the year before. But whatever – it’s about dudes growing moustaches to raise awareness for your nuts.

By:|November 7, 2012


The Morning Jolt: The Elegant Ladies of Melbourne

She's a charmer, she is.

By:|November 7, 2012

World of warcraft

5 Ideas for the Next World of Warcraft Expansion

Warcraft, the Mists of Pandaria, has been live for just over a month, and that means it’s as new and cool as Frogger. More or less. It’s time to look forward now and delve into the future of the internet’s oldest and most vaunted MMO. What can the lizard development team do next to keep players interested?

By:|November 6, 2012


Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E4)

After last week’s journey to meet the Governor, this week we’re back at the prisoner with a dead deer and two hungry zombies as someone shuffles around the prison yard leaving zombie treats because zombies go for carrion like ET going after Reese’s Pieces, apparently. Who’s this grisly deer hunter anyway and is anyone going to be squealing like a pig? I have no idea, the intro was very short. But whoever it is has great aim because they plunked two zombies right in the melon with a rock. Good shot.

By:|November 5, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Let Me Bang!

Do it, Bro. Do it.

By:|November 5, 2012


Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov. 2nd

This week looks not too shay at the old box office after last week’s paltry effort. Did anyone at all go see Silent Hill Revelations? Of course not. Why would you? It’s a movie you watch on Netflix on a Wednesday morning when you’re hung over. So that’s something to look forward to. Anyway, in the meantime, here’s some new stuff for ya. Yay!

By:|November 2, 2012


The Morning Jolt: GTA Cops

This should have stopped being funny after a few seconds, but I laughed the whole time.

By:|November 2, 2012


It Came from the WalMart $5 Bin: Scary or Die

Look at the art on the box for this DVD, how could you not buy it? It features an evil clown. I couldn’t resist, despite not knowing anything else about the film. I refused to even read the back. Shut up and take my $5.

By:|November 1, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Literacy

Learning to read is a b-b-b-bitch.

By:|November 1, 2012


8 Simple Two-Step Last Minute Costumes

In a bind for Halloween? Need a costume but have no time or materials to make your own? Here are some unique and simple costumes that will make you a stand out and only require two simple ingredients to put together! Man, Holy Taco, you so helpful!

By:|October 31, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Dungeons and Dragons and Bitches

Dungeons & Dragons & Bitches from Peter Atencio on Vimeo. Where the club at?

By:|October 31, 2012


How to Get Rid of Acne

Say, are you riddled with zits? Do people try to hang their keys on your forehead? Ha ha, that’s preposterous. Anyway, follow these steps to clear skin and easy living. And let’s say hassle-free sex, that’ll probably happen.

By:|October 30, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Office Prank

We used to play this joke in the office all the time.

By:|October 30, 2012