Myths of Casual Sex
I'm sure whatever Myth you think exists about Casual Sex, our friends at DoubleViking have one upped you. So check them out!
By:admin|March 19, 2012
Why All The Endings Of Mass Effect 3 Are Terrible: A Long Diatribe
This article will be filled with ***SPOILERS*** for the end of Mass Effect 3. If you haven’t played the game to the end just yet, or if you just don’t care about video games, don’t read this. Or wait until this is relevant to you and then come back and read it. Ready? [takes a very deep breath] Let’s begin…
By:Luis Prada|March 16, 2012
A Message From A Leprechaun Advocacy Group
Well, everyone, St. Patrick's Day is upon us. It's time to drink green beer, celebrate Irish culture, and the unwanted arrival of Christianity into Ireland. But let's not get political about things! That's not our objective here. I'm addressing you on behalf of "Li'l Lucky Ones," which is a non-profit group that helps raise awareness of Leprechauns and their plight. Treating Leprechauns right and respecting their culture is particularly important this St. Patty's Day season.
By:Jim Tews|March 16, 2012
25 Amusement Parks to Avoid
Everyone wants to go to Disney World. Because these are the alternatives.
By:Ian Fortey|March 16, 2012
Dollar Store Irish History
Faith and begorrah, it’s St. Patty’s day again! Bust out the shillelagh and kiss your Blarney stones goodbye as you drink yourself into a hazy, green stupor. But before you do, you may want to learn the proud Irish history of this gloriously drunken day.
By:Ian Fortey|March 16, 2012
Spring Break Bingo!
Hey spring breakers, make your bitchin' beach vacation interesting by playing bingo! Wait, what? Yeah, like bingo. Use this bingo card and mark off what you see. First one to get a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal row wins nothing!
By:Jim Tews|March 15, 2012
A 3-Step Guide To Drinking Alone on St. Patrick’s Day
This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, a day when everyone pretends they actually like the Irish so they can have an excuse to show up to work on Church on Sunday hung over and reeking of beer and someone else’s vomit. But some people aren’t fortune enough to have friends and loved ones to drink with on this fine day. Some people are like Ken. Say hello, Ken.
By:Luis Prada|March 15, 2012
25 Awesome Neon Signs
Anything you have to say becomes like 5 times more poignant when it's neon.
By:Ian Fortey|March 15, 2012
Five Things We’ll Miss About Real Encyclopedias
You've probably found out by now the news that Encyclopedia Britannica is ceasing production of its hard copy books, and you probably found that on the internet, while reading the news that used to come in paper form. If you were fortunate enough to have some of these in your house, you probably shared the same strange affection for them.
By:Jim Tews|March 14, 2012
GIF Attack!
Rube Goldberg would be proud. Oh, no. Wait. I missed spelled a word in the previous sentence. I meant to say, "Rube Goldberg is rolling over in his grave." There. Fixed it. Microsoft Word should really catch these kinds of mistakes.
By:Luis Prada|March 14, 2012
25 Reasons to Not Ride the Bus
Do you know what's better than riding the bus? Literally everything.
By:Ian Fortey|March 14, 2012
How to Make Love to Jon Hamm
So you’ve decided to make love to suave bad ass Jon Hamm, good for you! You have made a fine choice and will likely not get VD as he seems like a very tidy man. Of all the handsome, chiseled actors making a name for themselves, he’s one of the most endearing, and he recently called Kim Kardashian a f*cking idiot in an interview, which is just so amusing. So very amusing.
By:Ian Fortey|March 14, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Idiot Experiment
Ladies and gentlemen, idiots in the wild.
By:Ian Fortey|March 14, 2012
Alternative Uses For Homeless People, Using The SXSW Manner of Logic
If you’re at SXSW right now and you’ve got some speedy WiFi access, you can thank your friendly neighborhood homeless person for allowing you to tweet about how shitty the WiFi is. A marketing company by the name of Bartle Bogie Hegarty has equipped the homeless of Austin, Texas, with portable MiFi wireless connections, turning them in to roaming hotspots, and they even have a nifty little shirt that says, “I am a digital hotspot,” which is a nice change of pace from their usual depressing and unmarketable slogans, such as, “Family starving. Need food. God Bless.” Hipsters don’t respond to that kind of message, probably because it lacks references to internet connections.
By:Luis Prada|March 13, 2012
Spring Break, Community College Style
If you are going to a big name college, during spring break, YOU MUST GET SUPER DRUNK AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX SOMEWHERE TROPICAL! That's how it works here in America, and rightfully so. I mean, hey, you've earned it. You got decent grades in high school, and for that, your parents rewarded you by paying your tuition. Therefore, you must reward yourself by "woooooo"-ing your stupid young brains out near a beach or a lake. But what if you're not taking the traditional route? What if you decided to keep it local, live at home, and commute to a small two-year college? Do you not have the right to have the same amount of debaucherous fun?! Here's a few suggestions that'll help make your community college style spring break just as memorable as a week in Cancun:
By:Jim Tews|March 13, 2012
GIF Attack!
This is what happens when you play drums the way you play air drums when you're alone in your bathrobe.
By:Luis Prada|March 13, 2012
25 Killer Masked Movie Killers
In real life, people just stab you. In movies, they play dress up first.
By:Ian Fortey|March 13, 2012
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