Holy Taco Hero: A Real Live, Terrifying Mountain Man
If you're a cabin owner in Utah, your wives are scared for their lives right now. As they should be, and so should you. Why? Because there's a for real for serious, insane mountain man roaming the wilderness of southern Utah. He sleeps in the woods most of the time, but during the winter, he seeks out vacant cabins and inhabits them.
By:Jim Tews|February 17, 2012
Report: Taco Bell Amassing Army of Doritos Taco Shells
It is being reported that Taco Bell, the nation’s leading provider of food you regret eating at 2 am when all other restaurants are closed, has amassed an army of 85 million Doritos taco shells that they will unleash upon the world in March.
By:Luis Prada|February 17, 2012
25 Memorable Wieners
It's Friday and that means it's probably time for a whole gallery of phallic, processed meat food!
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
What Happens When You Have Valentine’s Reservations at White Castle?
Eating at White Castle on Valentine’s Day is like going to Hooters on Easter Sunday, but less spiritual
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Spider Prank
They didn't delete it you whiny asshole. Now it's on Holy Taco.
By:Ian Fortey|February 17, 2012
History of the Nintendo Controller
Our friends from Unreality show us the evolution of the Nintendo controller...and then Playstations.
By:admin|February 16, 2012
An Open Letter To Chris Brown On The Subject of Shutting Up
Hello Mr. Brown, Firstly, f*ck you. You beat a woman with your fists. F*ck you.
By:Luis Prada|February 16, 2012
Five of Our Favorite World Record Breaking Videos
Breaking a world record is nothing to sneeze at, folks. It's never easy. Well, almost never. It's probably eaiser if you're trying to break a record that few would consider attempting. Like most toenail clippings collected in one ashtray, world's fastest shower, longest rollerskating limbo, or highest shallow dive. That's the kind of record-breaking we're into...
By:Jim Tews|February 16, 2012
GIF Attack!
Yet again we have a GIF that perfectly encapsulates how uncool the rest of us are.
By:Luis Prada|February 16, 2012
25 Cartoons at Gunpoint
Remember when people cared about cartoon violence, back before video games and rap music and just regular, every day violence? Those were good times. Here's 25 cartoons about to be shot.
By:Ian Fortey|February 16, 2012
50 Reasons Why Conan O’Brien Should Meet Holy Taco
If you follow us on Twitter, you know that we've been passively waging a campaign called Corndogs for Coco for a few months now. The gist is to bribe Team Coco with corndogs so that we can meet Conan O'Brien. Why? Because Conan is a comedy icon and God knows we have no desire to meet Leno.
By:Ian Fortey|February 16, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Prejudice
I know they say not to do it at the end of the video but man...I want to do it.
By:Ian Fortey|February 16, 2012
How To Make A Zombie
Ever wondered how they create those zombies on The Walking Dead? Regretful Morning takes you step-by-step through the process.
By:Luis Prada|February 15, 2012
Taste Testing Military-Grade MREs
M.R.E. stands for “Meal, Ready-to-Eat.” The US military has been using some form of pre-packaged meals for soldiers since the Revolutionary War, starting with freshly made foods like beef and peas, evolving to canned foods by World War I, and the plastic-wrapped pre-cooked MREs eaten by today’s soldiers. Having heard about how horrible some of these meals can be from some friends who had served in Iraq and Afghanistan, I felt compelled to run a little taste test to better understand the types of meals a person that gets shot at all day looks forward to scarfing down. My friends and I purchased 7 MREs in total, each sampled over the course of a few hours on a Friday night, because eating out of plastic sacks filled with brown and yellow semi-solid mash is our idea of a party. Each meal comes packed with the main course, maybe a side dish or two, and usually some kind of crackers or bread. Some also offer a pouch of instant coffee mix and some kind of dessert, like these things…
By:Luis Prada|February 15, 2012
An Interview With Malachy, 2012 Best In Show Winner
Recently, I was afforded the opportunity to sit down with, Malachy, the pekingese winner of this year's Westminster Kennel Club "Best In Show" award. A prestigious award for a deserving, noble beast. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect, considering I've never interviewed a dog before, let alone one of the most brilliant dogs in the world, but I was pleasantly surprised with his down-to-earth demeanor. No pretention here. Just a dog who's well aware of his luck, and the fact that he ended up where he is today through many generations of selective breeding. Earlier this morning, I grabbed lunch at the Blue Fin restaurant inside the W Hotel in Times Square. The atmosphere was a little more than I was ready for. I looked a bit out of place with my hoodie and tennis shoes, but when the maitre d' gave me flack, Malachy quickly came to my defense, then had his handlers fetch me a sport coat and some hard-soled shoes. We hit it off quickly. Malachy could tell I wasn't just another blogger sent to grab generic sound bites for a typical write-up, though I may have been wrong considering how the interview ended...
By:Jim Tews|February 15, 2012
GIF Attack!
In a Web 3.0 world, Holy Taco will be one step closer to delivering on it's original mission statement. That mission statement can be perfectly summed up in the following GIF.
By:Luis Prada|February 15, 2012
25 God Awful Parasites
You know what's not awesome? Things that live inside you and feast on your bits. Here's 25 of 'em.
By:Ian Fortey|February 15, 2012
6 Lessons for Surviving Las Vegas
Odds are if you’re in Las Vegas, you’re going for the same reason I do: to seek out those elusive gaps in your escort card collection:
By:admin|February 15, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Kimmel Does Leno
Jimmy, don't make fun of Jay. He's doing his best.
By:Ian Fortey|February 15, 2012
Lies I’ve Told On Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day is a day for proving your love to those you're romantically involved with. It's also a day full of reasons to lie to people! There's like a million opportunities to lie to people on Valentine's Day. You can lie to your partner, you can lie to friends, or just about anyone. It's fun, it's harmful, and it's unfulfilling, but it's often necessary. If you're someone who feels the need to fib, then here are a few suggestions, based on what I've done in various situations:
By:Jim Tews|February 14, 2012
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