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27 Photos of Hattie Watson, Tattooed Hipster Goddess

Is it weird to say that Hattie looks like a young and super-hot version of Sissy Spacek? That's weird, isn't it. Sorry.

By:|February 20, 2014


8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat

We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

By:|February 19, 2014


7 Black Actors Who Are Not Samuel L. Jackson

Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.

By:|February 18, 2014


17 SFW Photos of Brett Rossi, Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Porn Star Fiancé

It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you've got your work cut out for you.

By:|February 17, 2014


26 Photos of Nina Agdal, 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover-Girl

Nina has modeled for Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood, used to date Adam Levine, and last year she did one of those sexy burger ads for Carl's Jr.

By:|February 14, 2014


Sinkhole at National Corvette Museum Swallows Up Eight Vintage Cars [VIDEOS/PHOTOS]

Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.

By:|February 13, 2014


10 Hilarious Vladimir Putin Reaction GIFs for All Occasions

The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia's badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.

By:|February 12, 2014


Guess Which of These 7 Toy Based Films are Real

The Lego Movie is surprisingly awesome and that bodes poorly for all of us as movie lovers. When one movie does well, Hollywood will spend the next 5 years trying to reproduce it as crappily as it possibly can which is why Vampire Academy also came out this weekend as a nod to any braindead victim of Twilight that still had enough change in their couch to buy a ticket to see a film on Friday.

By:|February 11, 2014


The 10 Funniest Ashley Wagner Angry Face Memes

Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

By:|February 10, 2014


10 Better Titles for Farrah Abraham’s Newest Sex Tape

The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.

By:|February 7, 2014


7 Reasons Why the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi Are a Total Disaster

At this point, Sochi's primary export is bad publicity. Here's everything that's gone wrong so far.

By:|February 6, 2014


Update: DMX to Fight George Zimmerman in Celebrity Boxing Match; Rapper Vows to Urinate ‘Right in His Muthaf*ckin’ Face’

"I am going to beat the living f**k out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."

By:|February 5, 2014


Yes, Emily Ratajkowski Will Be in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [20 Pics]

It'll be the first SI Swimsuit Issue appearance for Ratajkowski ("the j is silent"), who blasted into public consciousness last year thanks to her delightfully topless appearance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video.

By:|February 4, 2014


Five Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman Videos That You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.

By:|February 3, 2014


5 Potential Opponents for George Zimmerman’s Celebrity Boxing Match

Behold: The most punchable face in the universe.

By:|January 31, 2014


12 Classes That Should Be Taught in Elementary School

Grade-school "education" is pointless filler designed to create good capitalist drones while allowing teachers enough down-time to play Candy Crush. Here's what our children should be learning.

By:|January 30, 2014


God Has Nothing to Do With the Super Bowl, You F***ing Idiots

If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?

By:|January 29, 2014


25 Things We Could Do in an Elevator Together

It's you and me on our way up to the 13th floor and the elevator craps out. We're trapped. Is help coming? Maybe. Maybe we'll die here together. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. What exactly can you do with me on an elevator we may never get off of? Behold!

By:|January 6, 2014


Where’s Holy Taco?

Hi everyone, I'm not dead! Rejoice! fact is, I do most of my work these days over at Break.com

By:|December 30, 2013


The People of Walmart

I was robbed at a Wal Mart yesterday so I'm taking today off. Here's a people of Wal Mart video. Screw you, guy who owns my phone now.

By:|December 19, 2013