Is it weird to say that Hattie looks like a young and super-hot version of Sissy Spacek? That's weird, isn't it. Sorry.
By:bgoldstein|February 20, 2014
We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.
By:bgoldstein|February 19, 2014
Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.
By:bgoldstein|February 18, 2014
It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you've got your work cut out for you.
By:bgoldstein|February 17, 2014
Nina has modeled for Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood, used to date Adam Levine, and last year she did one of those sexy burger ads for Carl's Jr.
By:bgoldstein|February 14, 2014
Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.
By:bgoldstein|February 13, 2014
The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia's badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.
By:bgoldstein|February 12, 2014
The Lego Movie is surprisingly awesome and that bodes poorly for all of us as movie lovers. When one movie does well, Hollywood will spend the next 5 years trying to reproduce it as crappily as it possibly can which is why Vampire Academy also came out this weekend as a nod to any braindead victim of Twilight that still had enough change in their couch to buy a ticket to see a film on Friday.
By:Ian Fortey|February 11, 2014
Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.
By:bgoldstein|February 10, 2014
The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.
By:bgoldstein|February 7, 2014
At this point, Sochi's primary export is bad publicity. Here's everything that's gone wrong so far.
By:bgoldstein|February 6, 2014
Update: DMX to Fight George Zimmerman in Celebrity Boxing Match; Rapper Vows to Urinate ‘Right in His Muthaf*ckin’ Face’
"I am going to beat the living f**k out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."
By:bgoldstein|February 5, 2014
It'll be the first SI Swimsuit Issue appearance for Ratajkowski ("the j is silent"), who blasted into public consciousness last year thanks to her delightfully topless appearance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video.
By:bgoldstein|February 4, 2014
Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.
By:bgoldstein|February 3, 2014
Behold: The most punchable face in the universe.
By:bgoldstein|January 31, 2014
Grade-school "education" is pointless filler designed to create good capitalist drones while allowing teachers enough down-time to play Candy Crush. Here's what our children should be learning.
By:bgoldstein|January 30, 2014
If you really believe God is omnipotent and benevolent, answer a question for us: Why does God’s plan for the human race include football?
By:bgoldstein|January 29, 2014
It's you and me on our way up to the 13th floor and the elevator craps out. We're trapped. Is help coming? Maybe. Maybe we'll die here together. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. What exactly can you do with me on an elevator we may never get off of? Behold!
By:Ian Fortey|January 6, 2014
Hi everyone, I'm not dead! Rejoice! fact is, I do most of my work these days over at Break.com
By:Ian Fortey|December 30, 2013
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