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The Taco Bell Waffle Taco And Five More Fast Food Innovations That Nobody Asked For

Stuff it down your rotten throats, you disgusting waste of space. It's cheap, it's fast, and what else are you going to eat in the morning, oatmeal? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oatmeal! Right!

By:|February 26, 2014


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The Nine Greatest Cartoon PSAs of the ’80s

Classic Reagan-era hysteria about drugs and sexual-predators, presented in a way that would give children nightmares. Let's take a fond look back at our favorites...

By:|February 25, 2014


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The Ultimate Piers Morgan Douchebag Highlight Reel [VIDEOS]

What better way to bid a famous douchebag adieu than by compiling a definitive highlight reel of his greatest failures?

By:|February 24, 2014


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23 Photos/GIFs of Lili Simmons, True Detective‘s Super-Hot Home-Wrecker

As soon as Beth uttered those nine magic words, we knew that Marty's marriage was doomed.

By:|February 24, 2014


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Six Movie Remakes That Are Better Than the Originals

The Departed and The Thing? Absolutely. RoboCop? Hell no.

By:|February 21, 2014


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27 Photos of Hattie Watson, Tattooed Hipster Goddess

Is it weird to say that Hattie looks like a young and super-hot version of Sissy Spacek? That's weird, isn't it. Sorry.

By:|February 20, 2014


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8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat

We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

By:|February 19, 2014


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7 Black Actors Who Are Not Samuel L. Jackson

Trust me, this knowledge could save your life one day.

By:|February 18, 2014


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17 SFW Photos of Brett Rossi, Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Porn Star Fiancé

It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you've got your work cut out for you.

By:|February 17, 2014


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26 Photos of Nina Agdal, 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover-Girl

Nina has modeled for Victoria's Secret and Frederick's of Hollywood, used to date Adam Levine, and last year she did one of those sexy burger ads for Carl's Jr.

By:|February 14, 2014


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Sinkhole at National Corvette Museum Swallows Up Eight Vintage Cars [VIDEOS/PHOTOS]

Yesterday morning in Bowling Green, Kentucky, our vengeful Earth God opened up the land to reclaim eight valuable automobiles from human possession.

By:|February 13, 2014


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10 Hilarious Vladimir Putin Reaction GIFs for All Occasions

The 2014 Winter Olympics have rekindled our fascination with Russia's badass/terrifying president, Vladimir Putin.

By:|February 12, 2014


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Guess Which of These 7 Toy Based Films are Real

The Lego Movie is surprisingly awesome and that bodes poorly for all of us as movie lovers. When one movie does well, Hollywood will spend the next 5 years trying to reproduce it as crappily as it possibly can which is why Vampire Academy also came out this weekend as a nod to any braindead victim of Twilight that still had enough change in their couch to buy a ticket to see a film on Friday.

By:|February 11, 2014


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The 10 Funniest Ashley Wagner Angry Face Memes

Team USA wound up taking bronze in the competition, and now Wagner is the McKayla Maroney of the 2014 Winter Olympics.

By:|February 10, 2014


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10 Better Titles for Farrah Abraham’s Newest Sex Tape

The brand-new video is called Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Kind of lazy, if you ask us.

By:|February 7, 2014


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7 Reasons Why the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi Are a Total Disaster

At this point, Sochi's primary export is bad publicity. Here's everything that's gone wrong so far.

By:|February 6, 2014


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Update: DMX to Fight George Zimmerman in Celebrity Boxing Match; Rapper Vows to Urinate ‘Right in His Muthaf*ckin’ Face’

"I am going to beat the living f**k out of him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."

By:|February 5, 2014


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Yes, Emily Ratajkowski Will Be in the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [20 Pics]

It'll be the first SI Swimsuit Issue appearance for Ratajkowski ("the j is silent"), who blasted into public consciousness last year thanks to her delightfully topless appearance in Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" video.

By:|February 4, 2014


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Five Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman Videos That You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.

By:|February 3, 2014


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5 Potential Opponents for George Zimmerman’s Celebrity Boxing Match

Behold: The most punchable face in the universe.

By:|January 31, 2014