7 GIFs of Dogs Humping Things
Finally, that whole stupid Super Bowl thing is over. Now we can get back to filling our brains with real, important information. We'll now all be looking elsewhere for high-quality entertainment. That's why you're here, isn't it? Good, thought so. Let's get right to it then. Here's seven GIFs of dogs humping things.
By:Jim Tews|February 6, 2012
25 Crazy Theme Weddings
A normal wedding is for suckers and people who already have the divorce papers in their luggage. Theme weddings are what keeps you together for at least 6 months.
By:Ian Fortey|February 6, 2012
The Post Superbowl Wrap-up Based on Other People’s Observations
At about 5PM Eastern time on Sunday, February 05, 2012 it became clear that every single website that a man has ever even accidentally gone to will cover one of three aspects of the Superbowl tomorrow – the game itself, the halftime show or the commercials.
By:Ian Fortey|February 6, 2012
Classic Taco: Celebritwats: Celebrities Respond to the Black Eyed Peas Halftime Show
Yesterday's Superbowl was overshadowed by a mass of ridiculous commercial and a halftime show that was the visual and aural equivalent of being stabbed fro the inside out by a gutful of sharpened golf cleats. We're no fans of BEP normally but with any luck yesterday proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the entire band only exists in a studio where millions of dollars of high tech computer wizardry makes them sound like they're not seals being burned alive. Nonetheless, despite their terrifying assault on our senses, not everyone was disgusted. Shocking? Yes. But just what kind of person could watch that halftime show and not be totally offended?
By:Ian Fortey|February 5, 2012
Sunday Comics
It's Superbowl Sunday! Read these comics while your girlfriend watches the commercials.
By:Ian Fortey|February 5, 2012
Holy Taco Draws the News: Superbowl XLVI
Lots going on this week, but the Superbowl is clearly stealing the show. If, even after you extensive Superbowl coverage, you're not sure you understand all the hype and significance of the big game, lucky for you we all have MSPaint so we can explain it!
By:Ian Fortey|February 4, 2012
Classic Taco: Last Year’s Superbowl Flowchart
Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you're not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don't worry. We're here to help. Use this handy flowchart to determine if you should cheer for the "cheese heads" or the "three-river rapists."
By:Ian Fortey|February 4, 2012
Catwoman vs Ozzy — Yes, You Read Right
Our friends at Filmdrunk give us the rundown on one of the greatest hollywood brawsl ever!
By:admin|February 3, 2012
Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl
There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There's a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accurately predict the winners of major sporting events…except us. Holy Taco doesn’t have an animal that can see the future… (This is when all of you groan with disappointment) …until NOW!
By:Luis Prada|February 3, 2012
7 Suprising G.I. Joe Figures Based On Real People
G.I. Joe action figures have been around for generations, but it wasn't until the eighties that Hasbro started using celebrities and other types to help promote them. There's a few Joes based on real people that most of us are familiar with, like Sergeant Slaughter, but there's a handful of other unsuspecting folks that you'd never expect. They run the gamut from comic book artists to political figures, here's a few of our favorites...
By:Jim Tews|February 3, 2012
25 Extreme Football Fans
Remember, if you're going to go to a public sporting event, it's not worth it if you don't scare children.
By:Ian Fortey|February 3, 2012
Choosing Your Superbowl Beer
So you’re all geared up for your Superbowl party with all manner of artery decimating snacks and some really nice looking disposable plates that could be mistaken for elegant China from a distance, and it occurs to you that you need a frosty beverage to wash it all down with. Due to a personal grudge between you and your live, you’re not about to go with something like Pepsi, you need a hardcore drink. But not like Scotch or anything, because you’re not a social malcontent. No, you need beer. But with literally tens of beers on the market, how do you pick the right one? You finish reading this article, that’s how! Choose the feeling you want the beer to evoke and you’re off on a liquid vacation!
By:Ian Fortey|February 3, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Happy Black History Month from Morgan Freeman
I will do whatever Morgan Freeman says. From now on he's just Morgan Freeman and I'm Mike Wallace.
By:Ian Fortey|February 3, 2012
6 Ways To Celebrate Groundhogs Day
Our friends at Smosh whipped up this nice little list -- 6 Ways to Celebrate Groundhogs day...which is today, btw.
By:admin|February 2, 2012
We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!
Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known as Punxsutawney Phil and place this power back in to the hands of our Al Rokers and our local wacky weathermen and our large breasted models turned sexy meteorologists! Join me in a crusade against the archaic superstitions of a small town in Pennsylvania and their evil rodent weather lord!
By:Luis Prada|February 2, 2012
GIF Attack!
In the future, when we're all too lazy to go to war, this is how invasions a political coups will be settled. Can't wait.
By:Luis Prada|February 2, 2012
25 Awesome Novelty Lighters
When you need to start a fire to make s'mores, you could use matches or the power of lightning if that's at your disposal, but you'll make more of an impression on the local cavemen if you make fire with one of these. Actually, lightning would be more impressive, but these are a close second.
By:Ian Fortey|February 2, 2012
25 Reasons Why the Year of the Dragon is Sure to be Awesome
2012 is the Year of the Dragon and with China being the super power it is in the world, we wouldn’t be foolish to expect more fire-breathing monstrosities than ever before. Since we’ll have to endure fantastical flying reptiles that eat people and hoard treasure for the next year or so, Holy Taco staffers took it upon themselves to research the topic and come up with some reasons why you should be stoked about the year of the dragon.
By:Ian Fortey|February 2, 2012
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