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Don’t Shower At The University Of Michigan

By:|August 30, 2008


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masturbationmichigan1

By:|August 30, 2008


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If There’s Not An Exit, Make Your Own

We've all contemplated doing this at some point, because traffic sucks. But we've all contemplated doing a lot of dumb shit that we never do because we're not stupid. I think my favorite part of this is the outraged traffic reporter. 99.9 percent of the time, the only things traffic reporters get to do are make really forced segues like "and speaking of our troops being backed up in Iraq, The 5 is all backed up past the 710."

By:|August 29, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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Link Time

Erin Andrews is still hot (busted coverage) Mountain bike crash (college humor) 9 things you think your beer says about you (cracked) College football week 1 cheerleading edition (coedmagazine) Charlize Theron is in some movie (drunkenstepfather) Katie Downs walks the street in lingerie (hollywoodtuna) This wedding dress does NOT fit (giggle sugar) Brett Ratner is a douche (screenjunkies) 8 Insane nuclear explosions (i-am-bored) Win some free stuff from Unibrow (unibrow) Which beer will you buy this labor day? 3 Most thrilling MMA fights ever

By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week's winner comes from our "Jenna Jameson Has Something In Her Vagina" post.  He referenced the vile photoshop we did. WINNER: Maximillion W. Wentworth III COMMENT: Maximillion W. Wentworth III Says: August 26th, 2008 at 12:11 am And that's the story of how thousands of people who innocently entered "baby shower into Google Image Search lost their faith in humanity forever. *Sigh* I can't believe that Clay Aiken picture is currently the SECOND most disturbing baby-related photoshop I've seen on this site in the past month. It really did seem like a lock at the time.

By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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Sarah Palin Is McCain’s V.P.: 40-Year-Old Dudes Happy

Pictured above is John McCain's V.P., Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska. I think in this picture she's saying "See, where I'm pointing is the amount of blood flow to your penis before I walked over here, and over here on the right of the graph, is the amount of blood flowing to it now." People.com lets us in on a few things we didn't know about one of the only politicians people actually masturbate to. There's a lot to know about Sarah Palin, who is John McCain's surprise pick for his vice president. ,¢ Her youngest son has Down syndrome. ,¢ She has a son serving in the Army. ,¢ Her husband Todd is part Eskimo. ,¢ She's a former beauty queen If you think that her being attractive isn't going to bring awareness to the McCain campaign, then let me tell you this; My cousin, who's 37, has never voted in an election and thought Joe Biden was the coach of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, called me this morning and said "Dude, You see that McCain chick? I want to hear her  talk so it seems more real when I jerk it to her."  If nothing else McCain is now reaching an untapped voting block. Anyway, people.com tells you a few other things you didn't know about her, but they're really lame shit like "She has her own style."  So, I thought I'd share something interesting about her I dug up while using my journalism skills.  She's got 5 kids, is pro-liife and played small forward for the 2005 San Antonio Spurs.

By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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Alaska Oil Tax

By:|August 28, 2008


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If Sammy Hagar Attended Historical Events

As we all know, Sammy Hagar has one speed and one speed only. And that speed is "rock." But what you may not know is that Sammy has witnessed a great deal of the world's momentous events. And what do you think he did at these aforementioned events? (He rocked.) Here's proof. When Astronauts wanted "moon rocks," Hagar gave them all the rock they could handle. Though they seriously considered it, the founding fathers eventually decided to leave Hagar's suggestion of "How you all doin' tonight!" off the Declaration of Independence. Hagar helped the hunter gatherers to become hunters, gatherers, and searing guitar solo-ers. Hagar enjoys a little Cabo Wabo at the last supper.

By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008


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By:|August 28, 2008