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David Duchovny Can’t Help Putting His Dong In Stuff

Hearing celebrities make up fantastical excuses for their seedy problems should replace baseball as America's pastime. It's not a "meth bender," it's "exhaustion." It's not "peeing on a 15-year-old," it's "mistaken identity." And now David Duchovny's excuse for "being a good looking male celebrity who can put his dong in any woman he wants to, so he did" is "sex addicton." Tea Leoni's husband, actor David Duchovny, has entered rehab for his sex addiction. Duchovny, 48, said he did it voluntarily, in a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein. He added: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." Sex addiction, huh. If that was a real addiction, every man in the world would have be crammed into these so-called "rehabs." But since the Leone/Duchovny's have a couple children, the real question is how do you go about explaining why Daddy's going away for a little while? I'm pretty sure it went a little like this: Little Duchovny: Hey Dad. Why is your dong in that watermelon? David: That's a good question, son. Well, you see, Daddy has a problem. Let me explain this to you. Little Duchovny: OK, but your dong is in my ear now. David: Really? Sorry, sometimes I don't even realize what I'm doing. See, Daddy has something called a sex addiction. Little Duchovny: Can you take your dong out of the dog, Dad? David: Sorry, sorry. OK, see, daddy has a very serious disease where he— Little Duchovny: You just slammed the fridge door on your dong. Can you just explain this problem to me? David: Oh God, that was great. OK, so yeah, I love jamming my dong into anything that moves...and some stuff that doesn't. So I'm going to be gone for a few weeks. But when Daddy comes back, he probably won't stick his dong in your ear anymore. Little Duchovny: I love you, Dad.

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