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Michelle Hunziker and betting lines (busted coverage) 7 great sports moments that might have been fixed (cracked) College Humor live in NYC (college humor) How to drop a deuce in college (coedmagazine) Katy Perry filming her new video (drunkenstepfather) Kim Kardashian is still trying to be Paris Hilton (hollywoodtuna) QVC caller obsessed with Mike Rowe (giggle sugar) Transformers 2 featurette has no transformers (screenjunkies) Family saves 1800 dollars by paying cash only Ben vs. Ben: The UFC 88 argument

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Tyra Banks Makes Way Too Much Money

I'm currently reading this book about the dude who invented frozen french fries that you could just drop into some boiling oil and in a minute they'd be crispy and delicious. He's a multi-millionaire, but that's easy to understand cause he's the french fry dude.  What the hell is Tyra Banks?  Hollywoodrag.com reports: The former supermodel, who hosts two hit US shows, raked in a staggering $23 million between June 2007 and June 2008, according to a new list by Forbes.com. Take a moment of silence because the french fry guy just killed himself after reading that.  How does she deserve 23 million dollars?!  She didn't even invent being a f*&king idiot on television!  Terry Bradshaw invented that ten years ago!  I think for her to deserve that kind of money, she has to take on at least one thousand more occupations.  Here's three for starters

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Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Has Her Name Tattooed

Take a look at the picture above. of the faces being made by Bristol Palin (daughter of V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin) and her boyfriend Levi Johnston. The uncomfortableness on Levi's face is somewhere between "First porn shoot and being told you might have to do 'a tiny bit' of man on man stuff," and "watching a student film in a room with only the student filmmaker." Anyway, people.com used it's enhancing skills to point out that Levi has a tattoo of Bristol's name on his ring finger: Bristol's hand wasn't the only thing Levi Johnston was displaying on his fingers. As TV cameras were able to reveal, the 18-year-old hockey player is also sporting a tattoo that reads "Bristol" , located exactly where a wedding ring would go. I guarantee you three weeks ago Levi Johnston was sitting in his garage with a bunch of friends going "I'll probably hang for a bit until the baby comes and then just frickin' middle-of-the-night bolt to seattle or something.  I wrote a few songs, I can start up a band if I can find a drummer."  Now he's pretty much screwed. Anyway, I don't think that's the only tattoo he has.  No way that's his first one.  I did some reporting and found he has another, much more awkward tattoo:

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10 Helpful Warning Signs

Warning signs let you know when a floor is slippery, or falling rocks are nearby, and that's great. But there are lots of things to watch out for in life, and if we had a few more warning signs to help us, it might make our existence go a little smoother.

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