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By:|August 11, 2008
John Edwards’s Mistress Plays One On TV?
When I was in second grade I got caught cheating on my second grade girlfriend. She was sick that day with chicken pox and I decided to make this other girl in class my coloring partner for the day, which is basically the second grade equivalent of going to a hotel room and f*&king for like 9 hours. My girlfriend turned out not to have chicken pox, and she came in to class and saw me coloring with another girl, and man, that was really uncomfortable. But it would have been way more uncomfortable if after that, the girl I colored with went on Extra and talked about it in a lengthy interview like John Edwards's mistress. And just to make sure the story won't die, the press is finding lots of fun facts about her. Usmagazine.com reports: John Edwards' mistress Rielle Hunter appeared in movies starring Denzel Washington, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, according to Inside Edition. Oh man, she was a wannabe actress in the 80s? I can almost hear the sound of her snorting a line of cocaine off Jerry Bruckheimer's penis. Every actor that didn't make it in Hollywood has a story about how they got cast in a big role, and then ended up being cut out for whatever reason. Therefore I'm guessing maybe she had a big break in a Denzel movie, but unfortunately at the last minute, the studio decided to go in a different direction and do some reshoots.
By:|August 11, 2008
Lost Cast Wants More Money
Watching Lost is like listening to my dad tell me a story; I know I'm going to have sit through forty-five minutes of meandering bullshit before anything actually happens in the story. Unfortunately with Lost, my mom can't chime in half way through and tell the writers "Where is this going? People have stuff to do." imnotobsessed.com reports: Matthew Fox and Evangeline Lilly are looking for more money. Rumor has it the Lost stars bank an estimated $80,000 -$90,000 a show. However, they are hoping show execs will increase their wages up to $150,000 an episode and aren't budging until they do. I wonder if when they had that meeting with the studio executives, Hurley came with them and was like "I also want 150k per episode," and then it was really uncomfortably quiet for a moment and then Hurley burst into laughter and was like "Hahaha. I'm just kidding! I know my story line is completely worthless! But the look on you guys' faces, haha, oh man. Priceless." Apparently Matthew Fox doesn't remember the several years between Party of Five and this show when he'd receive calls from his agent saying "I gotta a pretty good gig for you. About 500 hundred cars, the parking lot is really close to where the party is and you don't have to tip share." I'm pretty sure you could replace the cast of Lost with anyone and people would still watch.
By:|August 11, 2008
Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult
If you haven't noticed over the past few years, the word "douchebag" is everywhere. It's in movies, TV shows, magazine articles and blogs. It's only a matter of time before your mom calls you a douchebag for using the word "douchebag" too much in your blog posts (hi mom!). But it wasn't always that way. As you can see from the Google Trends graph above, there was a time not too long ago when "dumbass" was America's favorite derisive term. Apparently back in 2005 you couldn't leave the house without hearing "dumbass this," "dumbass that," "you're a dumbass" or "that dumbass is a dumbass". But then, at the peak of it's popularity, a California court ruled that the word was no longer a defamatory term anymore. According to internetcases.com. in its March 24, 2005 decision in the case of Vogel v. Felice, the California Court of Appeal has determined that calling someone a "dumb ass does not give rise to liability for defamation. And since then, the word has lost much of it's power and has seen a steady decline in use. (What's the point of calling someone a "dumbass" if it's not even a legal insult in a court of law.) While, on the other hand, the increased use of popped collars and spray-on tans have caused an explosion in the popularity of "douchebag". So, the only question that remains is: What will be the next insult to come along and overtake douchebag? I'd like to nominate "Cruisebag." See, even Webster's agrees.
By:|August 11, 2008
Spanish Olympic Basketball Team Possibly Racist
It's not often in this day and age of political correctness to see a large group of people being totally racist. Unless you live in Spain. According to the Guardian: Spain's Olympic basketball teams have risked upsetting their Chinese hosts by posing for a pre-Games advert making slit-eyed gestures. The advert for a courier company, which is an official sponsor of the Spanish Basketball Federation, occupied a full page in the sports daily Marca, the country's best-selling newspaper. The advert features two large photographs, one of the men's basketball team, above, and one of the women's team. Both squads pose in full Olympic kit on a basketball court decorated with a picture of a Chinese dragon. Every single player appears pulling back the skin on either side of their eyes. No one involved in the advert appears to have considered it inappropriate nor contemplated the manner in which it could be interpreted in China and elsewhere. In the past the Spanish have been left in no doubt as to the sensitivity of racial issues internationally, especially since Spain's football manager, Luis Aragonés, made his infamous remark about Thierry Henry, monkey chants greeted England's football players in a friendly game in Madrid. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that they're doing the slant-eye move (which is popular only among third graders) or the fact that they are completely oblivious to the fact that it's offensive to over a billion people. Spain is kind of like the world's grandpa. When everyone gets together, he still tells really uncomfortable jokes that usually involve some racial slur. And when your mom tells him to stop his only response is, "What'd I say? What? So the Nippers are good at math. It's a compliment. I didn't say nothin' bad. Pass the mashed potatoes." After digging through a few archives, I found another Spanish Olympic team photo that looks a little suspicious. Other crap to look at: The best flash game ever (cameltap) Holly Weber is attractive (gorillamask) Paris Hilton has her push up bra on (drunkenstepfather) Kate Bosworth in a bikini (doubleviking) Charlotte McKenna in Zoo (hornyoyster) Read some booze haikus (tastybooze) Contact lenses that give girls anime eyes (inventorspot)
By:|August 11, 2008
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