Vanessa Marcil
Age: 39 Where you've seen her: Since you probably aren't a die-hard General Hospital fan, the only place you could've seen Vanessa Marcil was on the she Las Vegas. If you are a die-hard General Hospital fan, you probably don't have a job, which is pretty cool. Sad facts: Vanessa was married to Corey Feldman in the early 90s and had a son with Brian Austin Green. Yes, the same Brian Austin Green who's engaged to Megan Fox. I hate Brian Austin Green. Pointless quote: Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it.
By:|August 10, 2008
Finally A Decent Brendan Fraser Movie
I would have actually gone to see this version. Via screenjunkies.com and made by black20.com
By:|August 8, 2008
Friday Link Dump
Random Stuff I Found On The Web I think it's a fine line when actors play mentally challenged people. One one side of that line you have Tom Hanks playing Forrest Gump, on the other side, you have Shia LaBeouf doing this. Mustachhheeee. I had no idea Hitler was this dynamic of a speaker. There's a lot of good Gary Busey clips out there. But this might be my favorite of all and it's not that well known. He's a national treasure. This is how you know you're really, really, really, high. Someone did their own Guiness commercial. I guess guiness got really pissed about it but I think this will sell more Guiness. Link Friends Punk channels his inner Kyle Orton (busted coverage) Coed presents: Amasians (coedmagazine) 11 baseball legends who were legendary assholes (cracked) M.A.S.H. (college humor) Jessica Simpson performs in some shorts (drunkenstepfather) Lindsay Lohan see-through pictures (hollywoodtuna) What the hell is going on here? (giggle sugar) Lightning in extreme slow motion (i-am-bored) 11 most bizarre Quentin Tarantino moments (screenjunkies) Ebay's great investments Randy Couture on Biography
By:|August 7, 2008
Holy Taco Comment Of The Week
This week's winner comes from our 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party" post. The post is a couple weeks old, but the comment came in a couple days ago. Everyone was chiming in with other people that ruin parties, (The bitchy friend, the old guy, etc...) so when I received this comment, It was so out there it made me laugh pretty hard. FYI, I see this guy ALL the time at the parties I go to. WINNER: Bongo COMMENT: Bongo Says: August 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm I am the guy who fucks yours mom while your are trying to flirt with the woman who is a she male .
By:|August 7, 2008
John Edwards Loses Debate With Sen. Vagina
When you get caught cheating a little guy in your brain runs over to a switch that is set on "normal" and flips it up to it's other setting, "Total bullshit." So, I especially love when politicians get caught cheating on their wives because their bullshit speak is on another level. Cnn.com reports: Former Sen. John Edwards has admitted having an extramarital affair in 2006. Now, here comes the awesome.... The former Democratic presidential candidate said he "made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs." That might be the greatest way I've heard someone say "I got horny and f-ed some chick." I wish he had added to the end "But I was loyal to my penis' core beliefs." I think we all should have known this was coming. If you paid close attention to the Kobe Bryant apology, you would have seen this:
By:|August 7, 2008
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