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By:|August 27, 2008


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Pernilla Lundberg

Age: 26 Where you've seen her: Pernilla Lundberg was in FHM and a few ads for Bullfrog Sunblock. And I think that's about it. Pointless quote that I don't understand: "Miami 10 jan i miss all my friends now i come back

By:|August 27, 2008


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Typical drunk Phillies fan (busted coverage) Beer bong babes (coedmagazine) 5 science experiments likely to end the world (cracked) Nickelback photograph, a retelling (college humor) Christina Ricci's nipples are cold (drunkenstepfather) Heidi Montag is an idiot (hollywoodtuna) I Am Home Alone (giggle sugar) Awesome backflips (i-am-bored) Vanessa Manillo is hot (unibrow) The fastest burger you've ever seen (foodmarathon) The 8 best movie prisoner cell mates (screenjunkies) Living the good life while unemployed Affliction wants to go fast

By:|August 27, 2008


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DMX Lets Judges Know He’s No Bitch

DMX is a national treasure. Seriously. Basically DMX says all the things you wish you could say, but are too socially aware to because you realize the negative consequences that come with acting however the hell you want, whenever you want. Like, imagine you're at the DMV and you've waited in a long line to renew your driver's license. Then you get to the front of the line and they tell you you're in the wrong line, and that you have to wait in another line, which is twice as long. Happens often, and most people argue a bit, then begrudgingly go in the other line. DMX would be like 'I don't give a f*&k that I filled out this green registration sheet when I need a pink renewal sheet BITCH! Sign that shit and give me my mo'f*&kin license!" Then he's be arrested and sent to jail, but it doesn't mean he's not awesome.

By:|August 26, 2008


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By:|August 26, 2008


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Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died During Sex

Everybody has one friend that has that "I never grew up, I'm just like my kids!" parent. Those parents always seem cool when they're not yours. But if they are yours, it's not as cool when they try to give you the sex talk and be "on the level" and end up telling you a 25 minute story about the time they gave some dude at the fair a BJ in a port-a-potty. I'm thinking Matthew McConaughey has one of those parents. Usmagazine.com reports: In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew's conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her! "I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go! "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey , and his gift, she says. I imagine Matthew McConaughey reading that last quote in his living room, then turning to his girlfriend and going "We're not having sex tonight.  Probably not tomorrow night either." Saying someone died during sex doesn't really say how they died.  Like, for instance, I'm imagining he died right after sex, like this:

By:|August 26, 2008


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Shocking Photos Of Celebrities Before They Were Famous

Everybody loves a good photo of a Celebrity before they were famous. But sometimes those photos reveal a deep dark secret about them. Here's 7 Celebrities who have secrets you will NOT believe. Because we photoshopped them. 7. TOM CRUISE'S SENIOR PHOTO See, he's not gay. Although he is rather classless. 6. REX GROSSMAN VOTED A MOST LIKELY I KNEW Diane O'Neill would be a shitty NFL quarterback the first time I saw her.

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Tiger Woods 09

Write a caption for this photo of a bull who's had enough of fighting and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods 09 for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week's winners after the jump:

By:|August 26, 2008


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By:|August 26, 2008


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The Spanish Sure Do Love Their Bulls

Bull Jumping - Watch more free videos It seems like the citizens of Spain spend the majority of their days having siestas, making racist gestures, and messing around with bulls. What is it with this country? I would have thought that tricking bulls with flashy capes and tight-fitting sequined outfits and running desperately through the streets with them would've been enough to quench Spain's seemingly insatiable thirst to watch a man comingle with a bull. But I guess they just hadn't thought of jumping over them yet. And now they have. Other crap to look at: Pamela Anderson and her old lady boobs (drunkenstepfather) Ericka Underwood is attractive (gorillamask) The most random TV show ever (BestWeekEver) Truck smashes into other cars (cameltap) Danielle Lloyd in a bikini (doubleviking) Hollyoaks babes in Loaded (hornyoyster) Hyena devours a wildebeast (nothingtoxic) Denise Richards show got cancelled (theBlemish) Myspace vs Celebrity: Who's Hotter (tastybooze) Old lady freaks out on Ellen (comedy.com) Eva Mendes goes down...under (FListed)

By:|August 26, 2008


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