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A Little Game of Cat And Mouse

Reader Johnny W. sent in these pictures of his friend's cat in a fight with a rat. These pictures are pretty unbelievable, but he has sworn on his life to me that they're real. Which, in the internet world means a lot. Anyway, every time I've seen two humans fight, they always make super retarded faces, so it's nice to know that animals do the same. For your viewing pleasure, I'll break this down by rounds. ROUND 1 The cat has come out in full force. This is just like the T-rex/Raptor scene at the end of the first Jurassic Park except we don't have to look at Laura Dern use her "I have to shit" face in place of actual acting. ROUND 1 Winner: Cat ROUND 2 I don't even know what to say about this picture. I'm not even sure what's going on. This looks like a scene from one of those Pixar movies where they try to parody the matrix. The cat looks stupid though, so I guess the rat wins. ROUND 2 Winner: Rat

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win SingStar for the PS3

Write a caption for this touching hockey team photo and you can win a copy of SingStar for the PS3. As usual, leave your captions in the comment section. Winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week's winners after the jump.

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Exhausted Athletes Give Great Interviews

- Watch more free videos I've always wondered why Olympic athletes like runners and swimmers are interviewed immediately after an event where they just expended every last ounce of energy and are sucking wind like a Dyson vacuum. It's hard to answer questions like "How did you win?" when your lungs are heaving and on fire. But for some reason it's hilarious to hear someone give answers like, "Gasp...Well....gasp....I....just...(quick inhale)...ran....fast (quick exhale)." So here's a compilation of them.

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HolyTaco’s Tribute To The French Maid Outfit

Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we've paid homage to asses, boobs and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the French maid outfit. I've never actually seen a French maid wearing one of these, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be paid tribute to. And, if you feel like it, check out our History of Boobs in 60 Seconds.

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