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By:|August 7, 2008
Steve Wynn, Unlike You, Hates Prostitutes
For those of you who don't know who Steve Wynn is, he's the guy who has all the money you lost in Las Vegas. He used to own several casinos, but now just owns The Wynn Hotel and Casino. The Wynn is a place that tries to make you think vegas is really classy, and not a shit hole in the middle of the desert where frat dudes shit themselves in public (seen it) and you can collect over 400 flyers depicting girls holding their vaginas open with a tiny star covering just their labia (done it). Oh yeah, and prostitutes are legal, sorta. But don't tell Steve Wynn, because he hates himself some prostitutes. TMZ.com reports: Vegas PD has arrested two "known prostitutes" for trespass and battery after a nasty bitch fight they allegedly got into with Steve Wynn. According to cops, Wynn was in the valet area of his hotel last month when Sarah Cournede (r) walked up to him and said "You wanna get laid?" Police say the 66-year-old Wynn then grabbed Sarah and called for security. Sarah tried to get away from Wynn. That's when her younger sister Maria (middle) -- also a "known prostitute" according to police -- walked up to Wynn and slapped him across the face! If I learned anything from this, it's that our economy is really shitty. If prostitutes are so hard up for work that they lose all the intricacies of coming on to you by saying they're "waiting for a friend," and then "Accidentally" graze your penis as they reach down to tie their shoe that has no laces, and just go "wanna get laid," that means things are bad people, real bad. I think Wynn should let these girls play the slots for their freedom. Maybe create a game where the options are jail, keep whoring, or get freed by your pimps connections. Something like this:
By:|August 6, 2008
If The U.S. Dollar Had A Comic Book…
It's time once again for the "If They Had A Comic Book..." series. Let's face facts, the economy sucks and the dollar isn't worth shit anymore. So we decided to see what life is like for him. Enjoy his two page journey and click the images if you want to make them larger.
By:|August 6, 2008
The Lamest Forms Of Self Defense
Self Defense for Dorks - Watch more free videos This self defense video reminds me of the time one of my friends took a karate class. I was over at his house after a class and he tried to show me what he'd learned. The conversation went like this: Friend: OK, come at me. Attack me. I'll show you what I learned in karate class and block you. Me: Come at you? Like, hit you? Friend: Yeah. [I come at him and take a swing.] Friend: No, wait. Don't come at me like that. Come at me overhand, kind of like this. Me: But people don't attack people like that. Friend: No, do it overhand like this. But do it really slowly. And I'll totally stop it. Me: I'm going home. via milkandcookies.com
By:|August 6, 2008
Drink This: Glenlivet 25 Year Old
Let's face it, drinking is pretty awesome. And drinking scotch is really awesome, so it's time to put down your pomegranate wine spritzer and graduate to the big boy liquors. Glenlivet just released the The Glenlivet XXV, which, clocking in at 25 years old, is simultaneously the newest and oldest whisky in their portfolio. Finished in a first-fill sherry cask, this whisky has an extra depth of flavor that you won't find in many other scotches. Say this to sound smart: The unique, nutty spiciness has compliments of fruity and sweet overtones. Say this to sound stupid: I are forgetted my pants. Proof: 86 Price: $350 Other stuff to look at: Would you buy a disposable port-a-potty? (Cameltap) Liz McLarnon in a bikini (drunkenstepfather) Brittany Anne in less than a bikini (gorillamask) Beer journo hates Dark Knight (tastybooze) Emma Frain is attractive (doubleviking) Bianca Gascoigne in Zoo (hornyoyster) How to end a one night stand (comedy.com)
By:|August 6, 2008
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