If Tom Brady Had A Comic Book….
It's that time of the week again, our installment of our "If They Had A Comic Book..." series. This week it got a little epic. It's 3 whole pages. With football season fast approaching, we decided to ponder what it might look like if Tom Brady got a comic book. Enjoy.
By:|July 23, 2008
Guns Are Scary. Gun Pranks…Hilarious
Wife Will Never Touch a Gun Again - Watch more free videos My favorite part about this clip is actually not even the prank itself. It's that after the prank has been done, when the wife runs away in fear of her life, the camera reveals her husband in the back ground pointing his fingers to the air like guns, triumphantly. Then when she calls him an asshole he's like "come on baby." Oklahoma is awesome.
By:|July 23, 2008
These Recipes Don’t Sound Very Good
If legendary English goalkeeper David Seamen wrote a children's book, I don't think the publisher would let him call it "Playing With Seamen." So why does Winnie get to call his book "Cooking With Pooh"? but maybe I'm wrong. Because I caught my grandfather reading this book the other day:
By:|July 23, 2008
Gloria Velez
Age: 29 Where you've seen her: Gloria Velez likes to think of herself as a rapper and/or a singer, but we all know she's a model. Pointless fact: 2004 was a bad year for Gloria. Not only was she assaulted by some guy named Remy Ma, but her manager was arrested with 94 kilos of cocaine.
By:|July 23, 2008
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Top 9 reasons for WNBA fight (busted coverage) 6 College Pranks You Wish You Had Thought Of (coedmagazine) 6 most terrifying items people actually collect (cracked) Font conference (college humor) President Bush blames the US economy on being drunk (drunkenstepfather) Sophia Monk bikini pics (hollywoodtuna) I'll pass (giggle sugar) Human ovulation caught on film (i-am-bored) The porn recession Does a weak economy make for a strong fight game?
By:|July 22, 2008
Chimp Hates The Second Amendment
We love monkeys. To be honest, I'd post a monkey video pretty much every single day, but I realize not everyone loves monkeys as much as we do. So, I try to only show you the newest, most gratifying monkey videos. This qualifies. This happened a couple days ago at a zoo in Japan. This monkey is 42 years old and escaped his cage, and instead of purchasing a Porsche Boxster like every other 42 year old dude who feels trapped, he just hung out on the roof. The best part is that after the monkey runs right up to the dude who's going to shoot him and takes his gun from him in what can only be described as a John McClane ballsy move, the news report says this was how they got him down: "Eventually the chimp was lured with a banana and then sedated."
By:|July 22, 2008
Parents Group Hates Some Gossip Girl
Have you ever been walking past your television, when suddenly it turns itself on and forces you to sit in front of it and watch what's on it? That happened to me once, but I had done some acid and the television had some pertinent information on the whereabouts of a ship it had built for me when the apocalypse came. Other than that, it's never happened. And that's because if you don't like something on television, you don't have to f-ing watch it. Yet people insist otherwise. Usmagazine.com reports: The Parents Television Council has slammed new promo posters for the CW show Gossip Girl, which show a topless Leighton Meester making out and Chace Crawford in bed with an older woman. "I think it reeks of desperation, if they have to position themselves as so edgy and so controversial that they've been called out by us," Melissa Henson, PTC director of communications, told the Associated Press. I think when the Parents Television Council released this statement, a CW executive said "Holy Shit, someone watches our network?" I've never seen an episode of Gossip Girl, nor will I ever unless I'm in jail and the guy whose bitch I am says we should, in which case I will because he provides me with protection and a feeling of belonging. I really love it when groups are formed to make sure kids don't see anything on television that will damage them, meanwhile kids are shitting in glass jars, sealing the jars, and then opening the jars a couple days later and sniffing the methane that's built up in that time, to get high. That's right, kids are sniffing jars of their own shit, people. I think seeing a show where it's implied someone gave someone else a BJ maybe isn't such a big deal. In fact, I think Gossip Girl could take a lesson from the above in order to get kid's attention, because today's kids need to be shocked otherwise they don't care. Something like this would have worked:
By:|July 22, 2008
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