Jack Hyer: An Epic Wedding Proposal from an Epic Maniac
Jack Hyer is a viral sensation after spending four four years recording his wedding proposal. He started recording it after his first date with his now-fiancee. That's not romantic -- that's scary.
By:JasonIannone|May 26, 2014
Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions
I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.
By:bgoldstein|May 23, 2014
The 14 Greatest ‘Caught in the Act’ GIFs Ever
You thought you were pretty smooth until you saw the camera, didn't ya, you little so-and-so?
By:bgoldstein|May 23, 2014
Let Us Buy The Lead Role In Star Wars For Just $10
JJ Abrams is launching a contest where the winner becomes an extra in Star Wars VII. That's not good enough. If you're going to let somebody play a part in Star Wars, you should make it THE part. Abrams should give whoever wins their very own movie. Yes, all 150 minutes of it.
By:JasonIannone|May 23, 2014
Holy Taco Bad Book Club: The Tushy Book
The Tushy Book is a (so, so awkward) celebration of derrieres, quite often naked ones. The authors designed their book to be an innocent and non-pervy romp, but thanks to their many illustrations of children in their underwear (or less), oh dear God did it not turn out that way.
By:JasonIannone|May 23, 2014
Great Failures From the Past: Devil Comes Back to Georgia
"Devil Comes Back to Georgia" is the little-known sequel to "Devil Went Down to Georgia." It might be the laziest song ever recorded, because it's the EXACT SAME SONG as its prequel. Devil fiddle-duels Johnny again, plays the same solo again, and loses again. Charlie Daniels fails again.
By:JasonIannone|May 22, 2014
Great Failures From the Past: The Sit-Down Ironing Board
Usually, we at Holy Taco focus on what’s happening in the world today. Current events, recently-released videos, fun junk like that. But we never forget how the stupidity of today only exists because our culture has been fucked up forever. That is why every Thursday, we’re proud to present Failures From the Past, a weekly [...]
By:JasonIannone|May 22, 2014
Aaron Hernandez May Have Murder Clues in His Tattoos
This settles it: Aaron Hernandez is dumber than a bag of avocados.
By:bgoldstein|May 21, 2014
17 People With Staring Problems [GIFs]
These staring GIFs will penetrate your soul, until your soul is like "Dude, take a picture, it'll last longer."
By:bgoldstein|May 21, 2014
Charlie Zelenoff: Rocky – Skill + Extra Brain Damage
Charlie Zelenoff is a skinny white Internet troll who fancies himself a boxing master. He challenged professional puncher Deontay Wilder to a fight, because maybe he couldn't beat up Floyd Mayweather's dad, but an undefeated boxer in his prime should be easy pickings. Shockingly, nope.
By:JasonIannone|May 21, 2014
Pat Sajak: Game Show Host, Bored Twitter Troll
Pat Sajak thinks people who fear global warming are unpatriotic racists. He's trolling people about it on Ywitter, because that always works. It sounds like Pat is more bored and insane than political. We say embrace it. Go on a crazy old man bender like you know you want to. We can help.
By:JasonIannone|May 21, 2014
Dear Macklemore: Hip-Hop Wants Nothing to Do With You
As the High Council’s Foremost Authority on All Things Hip-Hop*, I’m making the decree that Macklemore is not now, and shall never be, real hip-hop.
By:bgoldstein|May 20, 2014
The 2014 NBA Playoff Coaches and Their Serial Killer Equivalents
NBA coaches and serial killers have a lot in common; they're both cerebral, crafty, and obsessive to a degree, yet simultaneously prone to bouts of maniacal rage and unjustified cruelty towards figures of authority. Just look at this year's remaining playoff coaches...
By:J.Jones|May 20, 2014
Classic Crush: Betsy Russell, ‘Private School’ Superbabe of the ’80s
Check out these photos that show off the titillating appeal of Betsy Russell in the ‘80s and the age defying beauty of Russell today and you’ll agree that she is still someone you want to see more of.
By:bgoldstein|May 20, 2014
“Thank You USA”: Our New National Anthem
"Thank You USA" is an adorably sincere love song written by Armend Miftari, a terrible Kosovan musician. He wishes to thank America for aiding his country back in the Clinton years, and does so in the cheesiest, most unintentionally hilarious manner imaginable.
By:JasonIannone|May 20, 2014
Three Easy Ways to Make Conan O’Brien the New Ratings King
Conan does as well as anybody on TBS can expect to, and has been rewarded with a new four-year contract. But he's still lagging behind everybody else. If the President of Team Coco wants to make it to 2018 and beyond, he's going to have to do something drastic.
By:JasonIannone|May 20, 2014
The Six Hottest Teachers Who Got Arrested for Having Sex With Their Students
Aw yeah. The crazy ones always give the best homework.
By:bgoldstein|May 19, 2014
Katy Perry is the New Champion of Atrocious Lyric Changes
Katy Perry covered the classic 1892 love song "Daisy Bell," and actually changed the lyrics. This wasn't due to artistic inspiration or anything -- she simply decided not to sing about being poor, because that's sad and poor people are icky-poo besides.
By:JasonIannone|May 19, 2014
10 WTF Moments From The 2014 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
In a world where basketball and football playoffs rule the universe (America), hockey is a game for warriors...where pucks in the face and silly goal celebrations are considered profound moments in history.
By:bgoldstein|May 19, 2014
If You Want to Make It On Wall Street, Never Invest in WWE
WWE stock dropped 43% overnight, a bigger crash than what triggered the Great Depression. They promised millions of WWE Network subscribers and a billion-dollar TV deal, and neither happened. Amazing what happens when a company that lies for a living finally gets caught telling too big a lie.
By:JasonIannone|May 19, 2014
