Is Katy Perry a Nazi?
Is there really a question about this? Our friends at CelebJihad think so, so take a gander and find out.
By:admin|February 29, 2012
25 Reasons to Hate 90s Nostalgia
It's 2012 and the 90s really weren't so long ago, but there's still some demand online for 90s nostalgia from people in their mid 20s. This is why we can't grant that wish.
By:Ian Fortey|February 29, 2012
Join the Break Media Research Panel and Be Awesome
Hey, do you like free stuff? Do you have fingers? Then you should help us by joining the Break Media research panel where, if you have fingers (or some manner of jaw-manipulated typing wand) you can win free stuff like an iPad 2, Apple TV, digital music downloads, T shirts and an overwhelming sense of pride and joy.
By:Ian Fortey|February 29, 2012
The Definitive Leaping Infographic
It's February 29th, the day that time forgot! Celebrate the Leap year with this leaping infographic. Use it to teach children and the mentally infirm.
By:Ian Fortey|February 29, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Time Lapse earth
This isn't actually funny, but it is amazing. Watch it.
By:Ian Fortey|February 29, 2012
Cheerleaders of World Beach Soccer
The world lives on two things...Cheerleaders...and Soccer (sorry, America, but it's true). So in honor of these two things, Coed Magazine is giving us both. Enjoy!
By:admin|February 28, 2012
Daytona Beach, Florida Is Home To The Least Attractive Prostitutes In The World
This past weekend, Daytona Beach police swept through the city and arrested 15 prostitutes in an effort to further sexually frustrate lonely people. Everybody knows that the only way to make people feel safe is if you stop people from completing a sexual transaction in which no receipt is given afterwards. This wouldn’t normally be worth commenting on, but this story contains on tiny detail that speaks volumes on the state of the whoring industry in Daytona Beach, Florida: all of the hookers are some of the least attractive women you’ll ever lay eyes on.
By:Luis Prada|February 28, 2012
Updating China’s Hilarious Population Control Slogans!
In China, most couples are only allowed to have one child. Sure, there's a few exceptions, but for the most part, average folks are only allowed a single offspring. As an American, it's oddly unsettling to hear something like that. Your government is going to control your human right? Yeah, pretty much, that's how it goes in a communist country. The most awesome thing about the whole situation is that the Chinese government must constantly remind the people of China that they should help control the population, which they do by using bold slogans on posters and other propaganda. Slogans like this:
By:Jim Tews|February 28, 2012
25 Hungry, Hungry Politicians
At some point in time, campaign managers decided that, if you want a career in politics, people need to see you eating ice cream or corn dogs. So from that we got this whole gallery. Bonus points for Nixon for being extra creepy.
By:Ian Fortey|February 28, 2012
The Lost He Man Porn Storyboards
Presented without commentary, the lost He Man porn storyboard.
By:Ian Fortey|February 28, 2012
Man’s Life Magazine Covers Will Boost Your Manliness
Are you the type that comes home after a long day of weasel clobbering and damsel saving and wants nothing more than to relax with a fine glass of jet fuel-grade bourbon and read the latest periodical geared toward men like you -- men that enjoy a good weasel clobbering? If so, Regretful Morning has a nice gallery of Man's Life magazine covers for you to gander at while you polish your six shooters and carve a sexy lady for love-making out of a hunk of cherry tree you liberated from the jaws of a demented beaver.
By:Luis Prada|February 27, 2012
18 Things I Should Have Tweeted As I flipped Between The NBA All-Star Game and The Oscars
Flipping between both events, I found myself mashing the two into each other, but never actually writing down and tweeting any of my thoughts. I can’t let good content go to waste, so I am now going to present all of my thoughts here, for you, right now – all in one shot. These are the things I would have tweeted last night as I watched both The Oscars and the NBA All-Star game if I weren’t so lazy.
By:Luis Prada|February 27, 2012
Cabbage Patch Kids: Forever Creepy
Now that the worst Oscars ever are over, and all the world's problems are solved, we can go back to focusing on nostalgia! Let's talk about Cabbage Patch Kids. Remember those? Remember how weird-looking they were? Do you even know where they came from? They came from a cabbage patch, in a mythical land where humans have cylindrical limbs and round melon heads. Their mythology, according to Wikipedia, they were all horded and harvested in a hidden cabbage patch to protect them from enslaved in a gold mine (not kidding).
By:Jim Tews|February 27, 2012
25 Fast Foods That Want You Dead
With each passing year, fast food companies expend more effort on creating newer, crazier menu items to appeal to a diverse and sometimes completely insane customer base. Some of these things work, some will kill you if you try to eat 2.
By:Ian Fortey|February 27, 2012
Working the Kenny Powers Way
Do you know Kenny Powers? You should. Not only is Kenny Powers a formidable force of athletic power, an icon of style, a powerful CEO of a major shoe company and a connoisseur of awesome haircuts, he’s a role model. Is this sarcastic? As Kenny might say “f*ck no.” Only that asterisk wouldn’t be there. It’d be a u. He’d say the f word. He says it a lot. Like a f*cking role model.
By:Ian Fortey|February 27, 2012
The Morning Jolt: Kim Jong Il on the Red Carpet
The only semi-watchable moment of the Oscars happened before the show, when Sacha Baron Cohen was kind enough to mildly prank Ryan Seacrest.
By:Ian Fortey|February 27, 2012
Zoology
The thing you need to remember about Zoology is that goats will bite.
By:Ian Fortey|February 26, 2012
Sunday Comics
Sunday is the day that Jesus put aside to read comics.
By:Ian Fortey|February 26, 2012
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