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9 Completely Ridiculous Twitter Bots

Half of everyone on Twitter is a fake entity (and probably follows Newt Gingrich). Of those fake people, a small portion are bots who will hilariously talk to you when you say some random thing. Let's check out some of the best one.

By:|February 23, 2012


The Morning Jolt: The BBC is Awesome

I just really want to go to Scotland now.

By:|February 23, 2012


Top Ten Lent Sacrifices & Why We Won’t Give Them Up

So today officially begins Lent, which is one of those Catholic things that most other people don't care about. Every culture has some sort of fast/do without period. Lent just happens to be the most commonly observed one here in the U.S. You can give up whatever you want for lent, the idea being that whatever you're giving up was making you a more awful person, and that giving it up for forty days will somehow make you a better person. Sure, why not?

By:|February 22, 2012

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Rick Santorum, Let’s Talk About This Picture

Hello, Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum From what I’ve been reading of late, you’re one of those strict anti-gay guys. That’s fine. You have the right to be dumb, just as you have the right to be a guy that we will look back on in 50 years and mock for being a bigoted simpleton after your views on human sexuality are crushed under the foot of public opinion and ever-evolving interpretations of love. Being as anti-gay as you are, you have to understand that taking a picture like this can’t possibly help your cause.

By:|February 22, 2012


GIF Attack!


By:|February 22, 2012


25 Reasons to Read Bulletin Boards

The bulletin board in our office is just covered in reminders that we need to wear pants. But anyway, here's 25 more interesting bulletins.

By:|February 22, 2012


The 4 Words We Won’t Say (and why we should)

Language is a funny thing – it’s essentially what makes us human and defines every aspect of our external and even internal worlds. Without an understanding of what a thing is and how to signify that thing, we have no common ground between us. It’s nearly impossible to even imagine a world in which you have no language to identify things – no ability to even understand the colors or shapes of the things you see, the act of seeing itself or the feelings things evoke – all of which require language for us to understand. Given all that, it’s even more bizarre that we have words we generally refuse to use. Let’s check some out!

By:|February 22, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Finnish Boob Love

This is the husband of the President of Finland. He clearly loves boobs.

By:|February 22, 2012


A Factual Explanation of Fat Tuesday

Today is Mardis Gras Day, or "Fat Tuesday" in case you didn't know. That's the holiday about boobs. At least, that's how most people know of it. There's also donuts involved in some cultures. That sounds perfect. Boobs, booze and donuts. Why would you want to complicate everything surrounding this holiday with facts and history? We don't really want to, but we feel an obligation to. Partying for partying's sake is something you do when you're in your college years, or if you pursue writing as a career, your college years, plus five or six years following college. We're not trying to spoil that for you, or ruin your buzz, we just want to arm you with Mardis Gras facts so that you're a little more justified in your debauchery.

By:|February 21, 2012


The 100 Best Nic Cage Quotes

How'd it get Burned!  How'd it get BURRRRNNNED!  Our friends at Filmdrunk will show you how with Nic Cage's best 100 quotes.

By:|February 21, 2012


These Japanese Fart Scrolls Are The Best Historical Artifacts About Farts You’ll Ever See

The scrolls go by the name of He-Gassen, which means “Fart Battle,” which is the potential title for a movie that I would pay to watch many times over. The scrolls feature various Japanese men and women attacking each other with farts in ways so unique I’m genuinely surprised we haven’t seen any of them unintentionally ripped-off in Adam Sandler movies.

By:|February 21, 2012


GIF Attack!

This might be the most profane and immature GIF Attack yet. Every time you scroll down, you will be scrolling your way through history.

By:|February 21, 2012


25 People Who Aren’t Getting the Job

Ever heard the term "unemployable?" These people probably have, too.

By:|February 21, 2012


Tweets from Celebrity Pets

Each and every day on Twitter you can read the thoughts or lack of thoughts of celebrities. We figured it'd be more insightful to check out what the pets of celebrities have to say, since they're the ones with all the inside info. To the tweets!

By:|February 21, 2012


The Morning Jolt: Watch Out for that Mountain

They bleep the swearing at the end of this. But make no mistake, this is cause for swearing.

By:|February 21, 2012


Presidential Tattoos For President’s Day

It’s President’s Day, so what better time to view a gallery of people with silly-ass presidential tattoos than now? Thank you, Regretful Morning!

By:|February 20, 2012


How To Make A Test-Tube Hamburger

Are you hungry now but are tired of the immediacy of today’s foods? Are you looking for long-form cooking that integrates the arts of stem cell manipulation and slapping Mother Nature’s dumb, leafy face? Of course you are! Thanks to the wonders of modern science, you can now prepare a lab-grown hamburger of your own for the ultra-low price of 250,000 Euros.

By:|February 20, 2012


Snowbound In Your Car For Two Months: WWHTD?

Somewhere just south of the Arctic Circle, forty-four year old Peter Skyllberg, ended up trapped in his snow-covered car for TWO MONTHS! That's a really long time. Seriously inconvenient. He was probably paying rent on his apartment for those two months. I mean, it's seriously impressive and all, but what a waste of money. It took him that long to accidentally be discovered by some snowmobilers who thought they'd come across a wrecked vehicle. Luckily, they peeked inside (probably looking for loose change and iPods) and they found a barely living Skyllberg. WOW! GROSS! That' got us to thinking: What if we were trapped in our car for two months? What would we do to survive and pass the time?

By:|February 20, 2012


5 Things We’d Like to see in the World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria

If you weren’t aware, insanely popular online game World of Warcraft is expanding yet again with Mists of Pandaria, a new game expansion that focuses on Kung Fu Panda and how you can beat up goblins and such while being a Kung Fu Panda.

By:|February 20, 2012


Classic Taco: The 8 Worst Bosses to Work For

Between having to show up at work and having to actually do work, no one likes having a job. But it doesn't get any worse than working for one of these eight annoying bosses.

By:|February 19, 2012