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By:|May 27, 2008
George Clooney and Sarah Larson Break Up
Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away. The female monkey didn't flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelled it, then walked over to the male monkey and raised her butt up so he could have sex with her. I bring this up for two reasons 1)If you believe in evolution, we're not that far removed from a time when we humped whatever, whenever and 2)I'm pretty sure George Clooney could pull the EXACT same move the monkey did, right now, and the result would be pretty similar. And now he may soon get the chance. People.com reports: George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE. The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn't until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew. I love how everyone thought that he was possibly going to get married to her. She used to be on Fear Factor and he met her in Vegas. That'd be like taking a cardboard box and chapstick and tossing them in the oven together and thinking, "I'm pretty sure this is going to end up a chocolate cake." Reality shows and casino floors are not ingredients that make a marriage. Or, at least not without also adding the ingredients "cocaine" and "hooker who has cocaine."
By:|May 27, 2008
Give-A-Wednesday: Win EA’s Madden 08
Write a caption for this photo of a respectable young man respecting his elders and you can win a copy of EA's Madden 08. It's the game all the cool kids are playing, so get on board. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via the Holiest of Tacos. See last week's winners after the jump.
By:|May 27, 2008
Dunkin’ Donuts Pulls Rachel Ray Ad
Recently, Rachel Ray did an ad for Dunkin' Donuts. A still from the ad is pictured above. So, the ad ran, and then suddenly a conservative fox news blogger/commentator Michelle Malkin, flipped out because of the scarf Ray is wearing in this still, saying it was a "Keffiyeh." Michelle Malkin, wrote on her blog, "The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad." I'm glad she pointed that out because I was wondering why every time I saw this ad, right afterwards I thought "Man, I really want some donuts and also want to kill a bunch of jews." At first, Dunkin' Donuts was like "Michelle Malkin, you're a crazy f-ing bitch," which, when translated into corporate speak, ended up coming out like this: In a recent online ad, Rachael Ray is wearing a black-and-white silk scarf with a paisley design. It was selected by her stylist for the advertising shoot. Absolutely no symbolism was intended. But, I've been on enough playgrounds to know, one really annoying kid that nobody likes can start screaming and suddenly no one is playing four square and instead everyone is inside at their desks, sitting quietly. So, of course, Dunkin Donuts decided to go the route of the pussy, and pulled the ad. Michelle Malkin was of course enthralled and said this: "I'm a dumb f-ing piece of shit with no life that sits around and studies the scarves people wear in donut commercials. I also kill babies and eat them." Actually, she didn't say that. I made that up. She said some other stuff that basically meant that. Anywho, it's not so much that I care about Dunkin' Donuts, it's more the principle that one whacked out idiot can actually get things pulled from public view. It sets a bad precedent. First it's a donut commercial, then goes the porno, and with out even realizing it, it's 8 p.m. on a Friday and we're rushing to get home due to a government mandated pre-bedtime viewing of Touched By Angel. Extreme example, but it's a slippery slope folks. Anyways, I'm excited to see Michelle Malkin's reaction to the new Dunkin' Donuts promotion that's happening later this summer.
By:|May 27, 2008
New Zealanders Take Their Anti-Drinking Seriously
New Zealand Anti-Drinking Commercial - Watch more free videos Anti-drinking ads in the States show guys with booze spilling out of their cars getting pulled over by cops. Anti-drinking ads in New Zealand show party animals throwing children into walls. Which one is more effective? Sidenote: While watching this video, a passerby remarked, "Ya know, I would totally hang out with that guy." So maybe I'm wrong.
By:|May 27, 2008
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