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By:admin|December 12, 2011
My Trip To New York: A Photo Essay
A couple of months ago I was whisked away to New York for a sneak peek at a brand new show on truTV called Impractical Jokers. I wrote up a kind of micro-review of the show -- which you can find here -- as a part of a larger article. To sum up, it’s a hidden camera prank show that’s surprisingly funny, especially considering that it’s A) a hidden camera prank show, and B) only the pilot episode. The show airs this Thursday, December 15th, at 10 PM on truTV. Watch it if you want and judge for yourself. Maybe I’m totally wrong and it sucks, but I found it funny, for whatever my opinion is worth, which isn’t much because I have low self-esteem and I yell at myself when I look in the mirror.
By:Luis Prada|December 12, 2011
The World’s Richest Cat Meme
So this Italian cat, Tommasino, is having a way better week than you are. Or a better week than pretty much anyone, for that matter -- because it just inherited ten-million Euros, which equals about 13.2 million dollars. The cat's ninety-four year old owner died recently and left her fortune to him in the will. The cat was a stray the woman took in several years ago, and now it's hit the lottery. It's not the richest cat in the world. If there's one way to make a cat's attitude even worse, it's to give it a sense of privilege and entitlement. Enjoy our Tommasino, the rich cat meme:
By:Jim Tews|December 12, 2011
Holytaco Buzz: Gamers Safe From War Crimes
If the headline raised a brow, you're not alone. Recently, the International Committee of the Red Cross investigated whether gamers should be tried for War Crimes due to their ability to kill civilians and non-militants in games. Luckily, they've decided they have better things to do, like try REAL war criminals who've probably never played video games. And in other news, The International Committee of the Red Cross is being investigated by the 'What The Hell Is The Red Cross Doing with their Time' Committee.
By:Noah G|December 12, 2011
Go Home With Her, Bro!
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By:admin|December 12, 2011
25 Batmen
We're all excited about Christopher Nolan's final Batman - the Dark Knight Rises. And while the latest sneak peek has apparently proven that no one can understand bane while he speaks, at least it's Batman. He's coming! To kick ass! Like these 25 other Batmen!
By:Ian Fortey|December 12, 2011
The 9 Best WalMart Stories of 2011
As the year draws to a close, it’s a good time to reflect on what’s transpired this year and give thanks for not being part of a headline about WalMart. Unless you were in the store when any of this crap went down.
By:Ian Fortey|December 12, 2011
The Morning Jolt: How to Apply Ketchup
I swear, this is the funniest ketchup video I have seen all week
By:Ian Fortey|December 12, 2011
Zoology
After normal Thanksgiving is animal Thanksgiving. Zoology is all about not being eaten.
By:Ian Fortey|December 11, 2011
The Afternoon Jolt: The Gate Show with Fred Stoller
Our friend Fred Stoller's Gate Show is funny stuff, so you should watch it. Fred Willard's in this one!
By:Ian Fortey|December 10, 2011
Classic Taco – 7 Terrible Pizza Innovations
This weekend I found myself stranded at a bus station in an undesirable town full of the sort of people who refuse to bow down to the man and therefore opt to make their own alcohol at home and shoot their own food. Likely squirrel and rabbit is served as a vegetable, the model of choice for automobiles is ‘Merican and rust seems to be a fashion accessory on most homes. Quaint would be the word to describe it if you describe being beaten with a sack of doorknobs as “therapeutic” or if sex with a cousin is “a life’s ambition.” Anyway, stranded as I was, and hungry from a cross-country journey that had gone awry thanks to an overheated bus engine, I made my way to a local pizzeria with the delightful moniker of “Bill’s Food.” Man, Bill knows his way around a pie. After finding the least filthy booth, I sat down and my waitress (Sarah, who has two kids and wants to move to Kentucky to be with her mom so she can get back into the business of bus driving) took my order. It was pretty simple – a Coke and two slices of pepperoni pizza. What I got was two slices of what I image the road looks like after a dude in a wife beater riding a motorcycle runs over a beaver and skids on his face of a quarter mile. And I think the drink was a Pepsi.
By:Ian Fortey|December 10, 2011
Whats Good? White Porcelain
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By:admin|December 9, 2011
You Can Be Arrested For Going On A ‘Planking Spree’
Here’s something no one has ever said: “We must be vigilant in our crusade to put an end to the planking spree that has plagued our fair city!” No one’s ever said that because everyone just assumes someone planking will eventually get snatched up by a swooping hawk, like they were a field mouse. But there actually is someone out there saying a small portion of that ridiculous statement: Wisconsin police officers. A 19-year old kid from Wisconsin was arrested and convicted for committing a gory and atrocious “planking spree.” And yes, those were the words used by the police to describe the actions of a person that lied face-down on a bunch of different things.
By:Luis Prada|December 9, 2011
You Questioning Conway Twitty’s Heterosexuality? I’ll Fight You!
More awesome happenings in the sunshine state -- two dudes got into a serious bar brawl over the sexual orientation of the late country singer, Conway Twitty. According to the news story the two men got into a scuffle that had the double-wide shakin': Joe Capes and Ronald Richards were hanging out in Richards' trailer when they began arguing about the sexual orientation of country music singer Conway Twitty. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said the two got into a shoving match, eventually ending when Capes punched Richards in the face, breaking his glasses, and causing his eye to bleed. The news report never broke down the details, and never really said which man took which side. Did Capes call Twitty gay, causing Richards to attack? Or did Richards call twitty gay, causing Capes to attack? Or was the argument over wether Twitty was just gay, or super duper gay? So many details left out. We'd like to figure out for ourselves, now that the issue has been raised: Was Conway Twitty gay?
By:Jim Tews|December 9, 2011
Wedding Works
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By:admin|December 9, 2011
25 Essential Albums for an Awesome Holiday Party
Are you having a Christmas party this year? Are you inviting Jewish friends? Maybe some people you feel could also potentially celebrate Kwanzaa but you're afraid to ask? No worries! Grab these albums (they're probably sold everywhere) and have yourself a rockin' holiday party!
By:Ian Fortey|December 9, 2011
The Best Best of 2011 Lists List of 2011
Tis the season for all websites great and small to list the best and worst and whateverest things of the past year. You can’t swing a Nyancat (ha, internet reference!) without hitting some site’s list of the best or top something or other from the past year. And in the spirit of that, we thought we’d find the best lists of the best things from 2011 and make a list of those things (2011 edition) for your enjoyment. Man, this is so friggin’ meta…later, when we’re having a smoke behind the internet, all the other sites are totally gonna respect us for this. Maybe even say “s’up?” to us. Yeah.
By:Ian Fortey|December 9, 2011
The Morning Jolt: Louis CK
It's Louis CK from his new special available tomorrow!
By:Ian Fortey|December 9, 2011
Daily Links
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- Sometimes, There's More Than Gold At The End Of A Rainbow
- 25 Other Iron Men That Iron Man 3 Needed
- The 15 Hottest Gun-Loving Ladies
- 6 Bad Ass Swimsuits
- Just Giving My Bear Friend A Ride
- F*ckin' Bears
- 5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You're Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine's Day!
- Aubrey O'Day Pictures
- 6 Ways To Celebrate Groundhogs Day
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