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By:|May 9, 2008


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Friday Link Dump

Random Shit I Found On The Web Watch the back ground of this clip VERY closely. The timing of this is beyond perfect. One of my all time favorite clips. I don't have time to do math problems bro, it's rush week. Thingsididlastnight.com Whoever edited this episode of the Hills, you sir are amazing. Notice how you don't miss ANYTHING. This would be part of my on going series called "why other countries are sometimes more awesome than this one." At first I thought this was really stupid, then thirty minutes later I was still doing it. Thanks to Jonah C. and Amanda S. for sending this in. Link Friends This is quite a headline (I-Am-Bored) This is not a good example of UCLA fans. I hope. (busted coverage) Tuba player trips kid (college humor) Aki Hoshino is the daily snap shot (coedmagazine) Have you ever wanted to enter the NBA draft? (Camel Tap) Music Video shot entirely on security cameras (double viking) Goose attacks dog (hornyoyster) Best beer pong table ever (tastybooze) This is disturbing.  Very disturbing.  (weak game)

By:|May 8, 2008


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Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me. Now, actual comments from real readers matt pilot Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 am   banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome. depending whether the baby is a boy or girl, its either awesome or slightly gay Eh... Says: May 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm   I think the best part of sleeping with a celebrity would be the chance of getting them pregnant, then you'd be forever linked with all that money.

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

A great week of comments I must say. There were several that could have won, but this isn't a San Diego Padres game and I'm not part of the Pad Squad, thus I can't just go shooting a bunch of crappy t-shirts into a sea of you people. There can be only one winner. This week, the winning comment came on the Eva Mendes Topless post. WINNER: Kody COMMENT: kody Says: May 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am this is why i pay 35 grand a year to go to art school New contest starts right now.

By:|May 8, 2008


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Hulk Hogan’s Son Put In Headlock By Judge

When I was younger, I always thought it would be really cool if Hulk Hogan was my dad.  But I also used to want to live in a house made of fruit roll ups.  In retrospect, they both seem kind of like bad ideas.  Usmagazine.com reports: Nick Bollea (Hogan's son) was sentenced to eight months in Florida's Pinellas County Jail for felony reckless driving Thursday after pleading no contest in in court. This is one of the first times in recent memory I've heard of a celebrity or a child of a celebrity, actually serving jail time.  That's a good move going by Nick Bollea because you gotta figure in jail, the fewer reasons some has to rape you, the better off you are.  Thus, if somebody was like "I can either rape one of these two men, but I'm undecided at this point," and someone came up to him and was like "That one is Hulk Hogan's son," I think that's enough to cause said rapist to be like "Well, all things being equal, I'd rather rape someone of note." I still can't believe he actually got sentenced.  It makes me wonder who the judge was. Very uncool Macho Man, very uncool.

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Happy Mother’s Day

Mother's Day - Watch more free videos It's Mother's Day this Sunday and we all know what that's going to be like. There will be a lot of guilt, crying, complaining, threats of divorce, threats of bodily harm, actual bodily harm, and some wonderful family time. There will also be a lot of disappointment about your choice of career and/or girlfriend. From the same people that brought you The Christmas Tree, this video does a good job of showing the world how most of New Jersey spends its Mother's Day (chin stubble included.)

By:|May 8, 2008


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Someone Point Kim Kardashian To Hell

So, a cyclone hits Burma/Myanmar and kills upwards of 100,000 people and Kim Kardashian is like, "you know what would be really cool? To do a lighthearted PSA about it where I deliver scripted jokes about it then segue into me reciting scripted facts about it with my sisters." Then she hired a couple writers from According to Jim and had them bang a script out for her. Kim Kardashian may be mentally retarded. And I'm not saying that as a joke, I'm saying seriously, she might be "wear a jacket and helmet with your name on it, have trouble eating peanut butter" mentally retarded. I'm going to go ahead and give just a few rules for making a PSA about any kind of disaster/tragedy that kills thousands of people. Here goes: Don't start the PSA with the same music that you'd use for a Disney style montage of someone getting ready for their senior prom. Don't start out with a joke where you confuse the name of the country where the disaster happened. "An earthquake rocked Uruguay and 100,000 people were buried alive in their homes." "Did you just call me gay, haha?!" See, doesn't work. While reciting facts about government sponsored murders, avoid doing it in front of a mirror while trying on a dress and seeing if it's adequately showing off your breasts.

By:|May 8, 2008


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Wheel Of Fortune Is A Moron’s Game

Wheel Of Fortune Moron - Watch more free videos In the pantheon of game shows, Wheel of Fortune doesn't require the highest amount of brain power. It's no Mastermind or Jeopardy. Hell, it's not as difficult as Press Your Luck. I'm not sure if they even have qualifications to get on the aside from "Can you stand upright for 25 minutes?" and "Do you know what a 'person' is?" And that's how you get contestants like this. via i-am-bored.com

By:|May 8, 2008


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Taco Belle: Sophie Howard

Age: 25 Where you've seen her: Sophie Howard, seen here at the Nuts Awards in England, is known for something...but I can't seem to quite remember what it is. Is it her eyes? Hmmm, I don't think so. Man, it's on the tip of my tongue. Umm, here smile? Noooooo. Oh, now I remember. Her ginormous breasts. Pointless quote: "I went to a good Catholic school, and was in the Salvation Army until I was 16. I didn't touch drink, drugs or boys , and then, at 17, I became a stripper!" via hornyoyster

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