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Tom Brady Calls Role Play

I've seen Shawshank Redemption probably 100 times.  It's a fantastic movie.  But at right about my 80th viewing, at the very end when Andy and Red hug on the beach at Zihuatanejo, I for some reason really wanted a killer whale to suddenly beach itself and clamp its jaws around Andy, biting him in half, then retreat into the ocean with the top half of Andy.  Then have Red hold the bottom half of Andy in his arms and look to the sky and vow to seek revenge on the Killer Whale.  I tell you this because I want to make the point that no matter how amazing something is, sometimes you get bored with it and wish something would spice it up.  Hollywood Rag reports: Tom Brady wants girlfriend Gisele to dress up like Wonder Woman.  "I want her to wear the Wonder Woman outfit," said Brady. You know, I bitch often on this site about dudes who pretty much bang as they please with whoever they want, but to be honest, I never want to get to the point where I'm so bored with vagina, that I need my super model girlfriend to dress up as something other than my super model girlfriend. Plus, I'm pretty sure Brady is bullshitting.  I've seen how he stares at Wes Welker on third and 10 even though Randy Moss is alone in the end zone waving.  It's clear what he wants Gisele to dress as.

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Tom Cruise Takes The Stairs

This is a photo from a Gala a couple nights ago. I feel like if no one knew who Tom Cruise was, I could show this photo to the special effects team that did Lord of The Rings and tell them I did it and they'd hire me based solely upon this shot. "He must have been hundreds of yards away from the camera, and she just inches! But the steps, they look like they align. Brilliant!" I always knew Tom Cruise was short, but I didn't know he was "millions of dollars and man hours spent on set design and special effects work" short. To put in perspective, I went ahead and put him into a few photos to give perspective. Here he is with Dakota Fanning: Check out how Tom Cruise stacks up against Greg Oden after the jump

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Fatass Monkeys Look A Lot Like Fatass Humans

These monkeys in a Japanese zoo have been so overfed by treat-bearing tourists, that these monkeys have become as fat as the treat-bearing tourists who made them this way. According to dailymail.co.uk: About 50 Macaca mulatta monkeys at Ohama park in Sakai, Osaka Prefecture have been so overfed by tourists they are now massively overweight. A local report in April said that about 30 per cent of the animals are so huge they struggle to get around their 420-square-meter enclosure. A healthy Macaca mulatta monkey weighs about 20lbs, but one of these chunkies is over 60 pounds. Good job, tourists. This is just how I like my monkeys. Waaaaay too obese to heave their feces at me. See if you can tell the fatass monkeys from the fatass fatasses after the jump.

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