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Stuart Scott's lazy eye, not that lazy (busted coverage) An unassisted triple play (camel tap) This Panda can NOT stop sneezing (college humor) Svetlana Shusterman's is attractive to men (coedmagazine) Blake Lively bikini watch (double viking) Jamie Hammer poses all sexily and stuff (hornyoyster) The stressful life of a Japanese news reporter (i-am-bored) Classic Geida (weak game) myspace vs. celebrity: who is hotter (tastybooze) Star wars nerds fight other star wars nerds. What is this world coming to? (snakeandfizz) Let's lower these gas prices eh? George Bush tests positive for Marijuana

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Tony Romo Parties At Hooters

I once ate quesadillas and this weird chicken that came in a can, every day for three weeks in college because I was broke.  Then I sold my textbooks back and went directly to an Outback Steakhouse and ordered some kind of beef item for every course including dessert.  So it's confusing for me that Tony Romo, after banging Jessica Simpson for such a long time, breaks up with her and immediately goes to a Hooters and starts hitting on a girl that looks exactly like Jessica Simpson.  Usmagazine.com reports: New photos have surfaced on Perezhilton.com that Jessica Simpson's boyfriend Tony Romo getting cozy with a tan blonde at Chicago club Manor over the weekend. Perez reports that "five to six girls from Hooters" , including the woman he's seen whispering into the ear of , partied with Romo, 28, and his pals. Wow, when you're the good looking star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys and you go to a Hooters, I'm pretty sure you put on a condom before you even set foot in there.  You might just be minding your business and ordering a buffalo chicken sandwich and then suddenly look down and be surprised to find your pants off and  a hooters girl already banging you.  But, Jessica of course denies they're splitting up. A rep for Simpson told Us, the singer is "very happy with Tony they are both happy together." Hmmm, I'm pretty sure Jessica can expect to find a note like this from Tony in the near future:

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08

Write a caption of these kickass dancers and you can win a copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. All winners will be notified via HolyTaco. See last week's winners after the jump.

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World’s Most Disgusting Man Is Disgusting

This guy is flexible - Watch more free videos I consider having the aiblity to touch my toes makes me successful in the "flexible" category (despite the fact that I need four months of traction to recover.) But this guy who appeared on America's Got Talent should also appear on a show called America's Gonna Puke because watching this guy do this stuff with his body makes me want to hurl Hurley-sized chunks all over my computer screen. He's, like, quadruple jointed or something...Jesus. Turn it off. Please. Turn it off.

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10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t

Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We're not saying we're cool, we're just saying if you own any of these items, you're not. 10. iPhone WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: You can access e-mails, high speed internet, and watch videos, all on your phone. Because really, normal people around you are so f*&king boring you can hardly bear actually interacting with them. WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: I've done some research and iPhone is actually a Japanese word that means "something that's not able to be put in a pocket and instead must be carried in your hand at all times or set on the table in front of you so that any one around you can see it. This may sound shocking, but when someone remarks how hot it is, they're not asking you to look up the temperature in both farenheit and celcius, or show them a clip on a 3 inch screen from "An Inconvenient Truth" in an effort to relate this heat to global warming. 9.Ironic Belt Buckles WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL: Now you can show up in bars and point at your belt buckle and tell people that you are a "Rodeo Champion" or a "Pac Man" or a "Truck Driver" or a "Jack Daniels." And while they will know that you are actually none of these things, you think you're being playful and a little bit mysterious. You also think this tactic will help you pick up women. WHY YOU'RE NOT COOL: You're the same person who has ironic facial hair (mustache), drinks ironic beer (PBR) and wears ironic T-shirts (Lucky Charms). You spend your entire life trying to look as shitty and poor as possible while, chances are, you have rich parents or a job for an accounting firm that pays you over $60,000. In four years you will be a Republican living in the suburbs and complaining about your 401k over wine spritzers at dinner parties.

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