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Lindsay Lohan Steals Coats

See, it's stories like these that make me not want to go outside in my 11,000 dollar coat.  People.com reports: Masha Markova, a student at Columbia University, put down her $11,000 blond mink coat with other partygoers' jackets at the Jan. 26 bash , and thought it was gone for good after she couldn't find it at the end of the night. But Markova tells the Post she was flipping through a February magazine when she saw Lindsay Lohan sporting the distinctive coat. "It was my coat. It was no doubt," she said. First of all, this chick is in college and she has an 11,000 dollar coat?  When I was in college I had a pair of sixty dollar shoes and when my roommate peed in them by "accident" one night, ruining them, I went into a deep depression and didn't come out of my room for three weeks except once to watch the finale of Seinfeld and once to weigh in on whether the shit that was on our door step was human or animal.  So excuse me if I don't feel one bit f-ing sorry for this whiny rich chick. Secondly, it's easy to be hard on Lohan for this, but you try figuring out which coat is yours when it's dark and you've snorted a milk jug full of cocaine.  Yeah, not so easy is it?  But, this isn't the first time Lindsay Lohan has stolen shit.  I found this picture on the interweb. Ashlee Simpson is NOT going to be happy about that.

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The White Sox Can Blow While They Suck

Mired in a five game losing streak, the Chicago White Sox attempted to bring a "slump buster" into their locker room last Sunday with a few baseball bats and a couple of blow up dolls. According to the suntimes.com: On Sunday, the bats were circled around the two naked female dolls, one of whom had a bat inserted in its backside to prop it up. Each wore a sign over her breasts, one saying "Let's Go White Sox" and the other reading "You've Got to Push," the National Post in Toronto reported. One group not amused by the prank was the Association for Women in Sports Media, whose members work toward ensuring a non-threatening work environment for all women in sports media. I don't think anyone should be offended at this tactic,because it works. Whenever I get into a blogging slump I always jam my keyboard up a blow-up doll's ass and hang an inspirational sign around its neck that says something like "Do It The Write Way" or "This Pun's For You" or "I May Have Just Sharted". And before I know it, I'm knocking my posts out of the park. (And before you ask, yes, I am currently typing this from inside a blow-up doll's ass.)

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Elisha Cuthbert Frolics In Bikini

Photo courtesy of egotastic This is Elisha Cuthbert at the beach.  She was hanging out with her boyfriend Dion Phaneuf who is apparently a hockey player.  I'm assuming that he's not pictured because he's laying on his stomach trying to hide the fact that he has an erection.  I'm not saying that Elisha is soooo unbelievably hot that he would have obviously have an erection, I'm more saying that swim trunks have a silky smooth lining that your penis just assumes is a vagina. I was really confused when I saw this above picture, as to why Elisha is running but then I found this picture.

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