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People Who Make Their Race Look Bad

Stereotypes are some of the most difficult things to overcome for any race. Every time you think your people start making some headway, someone has to mess it up for everybody. Well, we think it's about time every race got their own publicist and started putting a gag order on some of their members, cause letting these people parade around like they represent all of us is the last thing we need. Here's a list of who we'd make sure was never allowed anywhere near a camera. ITALIANS ANYONE FROM GROWING UP GOTTI Any show that features a family of someone in the mafia arguing over who's been stealing who's hair gel, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say probably doesn't bring a large sense of pride to Italians. JERSEY SHORE KIDS These kids have managed to make covering yourself in orange an Italian stereotype. Not only that, but they insist on showing these tans by taking photos every time they get near an automobile worth more than 23,000 dollars and posting it on the internet for all to see ARABS OSAMA BIN LADEN Well, there's the whole responsible for 9/11 thing that caused every person with a beard to have to get to the airport 4 hours before their flight. But to top it off, he puts out video after video calling for the murder of anyone from the western world. He's like an evil lonely girl 15, except he doesn't give nerds hope that they might one day get laid by an attractive woman, which in and of itself is also fairly evil. MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD It's bad enough when people deny the holocaust ever happened, but it reaches another level when you hold a convention for those people that features a brunch and lectures. Just when you think tensions between Jews and the middle east are getting better, he calls for Israel to be "wiped off the map. That's like if your neighbor was letting his lawn get too unruly and you politely spoke to him and smoothed it over, then your roommate went over there and called his wife a dirty whore. There's not really any going back from a statement like that.

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jeff skilling people make race look bad

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Mischa Barton’s Cottage Cheese Thighs

What is it with celebrities and their thighs these days? Mischa Barton isn't a hefty girl, but these photos of her dimpled ass and thighs makes me wonder what's going on with her backside. From the front, she looks like a regular, sexy starlet. From behind, she looks like Ron Jeremy's grandmother. Let's all chip in and get Mischa a Stairmaster for Cinco de Mayo.

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Notice Anything Odd About This Woman’s Name?

According to Washington's heraldnet.com: LYNNWOOD -- Marci Milfs went to Urban Outfitters to find clothes for her teenage son. On one end of the spectrum was "Porn for Women," a photo book showing men doing housework. She was surprised to find sexually charged books that she believes have no place in a clothing store for teens and young adults. "When I saw it, I was shocked," Milfs said. Milfs was so appalled that she is preparing to file a complaint with the city of Lynnwood, and has already aired her frustrations to State Rep. Norma Smith, R-Clinton, and organizations including Morality in Media, Concerned Women of America and the American Family Association. Smith encouraged Milfs to work with Urban Outfitters to resolve the issue. I would like to commend Norma Smith on her stance. I, too, agree that all Milfs should work very hard to resolve any issues they have with Urban Outfitters...or any outfits they may have. [Editor's note: HolyTaco conducted a number of follow-up interviews with Tanya Ballsmoker and Linda Shaftguzzler. Both of whom also agreed with Marci Milfs.]

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